C5 Her Name

Told you earlier that I was just dumbfounded again didn’t i the last time right, staring at this goddess in front of me with the body of an angel oh lord save my soul. She said hi to me just to get pass that stupid look on my face and I didn’t even say a fuckin word, like how so stupid am I. I stood there looking like a bloody twat until she began to feel uncomfortable with the stare and said ok, I am here for the documents given to you this morning, I dropped it on your desk for you to have a look, like that folder down there, stupid me still couldn’t word a fuckin thing looking like I just got ran over by a bloody truck. Oh please I know you all know that my luck is pretty bad and for those who are reading right now and thinking something bad is about to happen to me, well fuck you, fuck you muderfuckas, fuck you all. Hm, hm, I sorry for the emotional outburst earlier but I did mention I’m a little crazy and diagnosed with ptsd so you will have to manage my useless fuckin behavior with me. So back to the useless boring disgusting life I have and live, I managed to move out of the way and then she came in looking all sexy like a damsel, her dress showed off the cleavage of her breast, her ass was magnificent like a perfectly molded sculpture that I wish I could just walk up to her and tell her baby you look so good I want to stick my tongue in your mouth. I don’t know why she always has to bend over to pick something up in my office like every fuckin time, every time people, every fuckin time. You know before she came in I was jubilating peeing in the water dispenser for those monkey heads to drink so I’m during my stupid happy little waste of a life moment I forget the most important thing. She bent over to help pick my fuckin pen which fell to the floor and oh my fuckin God there it was, her ass was perfect for a doggy style, I always imagined and wanted to have sex in my own office just like the porn movies I watch all the time, not like all the time but you know when I’m just less busy with work like just trying to you know, you get my fuckin point already. I wished she could bend down a little further so I could see the colors of her panties, oh my heart is racing, I think I’m about to have an heart attack, it’s a lasting memory I want not to end. She dropped the pen on the table, picked up the file then turned around to tell me she was leaving and boom here comes another moments I wished never happened that I am filled with regrets till date.

She smiled at me fight and then said wow, I didn’t know what she was referring to, I stood there like a bloody plastic display doll with half my shirt out of my trouser guessing to myself she finds me really attractive that she even said wow, I must be good looking until she said to me um, your zipper is down then I looked down to see my fuckin betraying idiotic dick pointing out like a bloody flashlight, why the fuck will you do this to me at this point, why the fuck will you betray me yet again. I know, I know, I know, I know, you don’t need to tell me fuckin shit, yes I know, and you can stop the bloody laughters too because it’s pissing me off, like for real I will throw this mug at you. I thought my nightmare was over until I turned around to try and pull my zipper back up then catching my erect dick in the process that I screamed in pain. I was so hurt that she felt sorry for me and dropped the file on the table to attend to me as she said to me take it easy, just calm down. I tried pulling the zipper down to ease the pain but the bastard was stuck to my skin, she calmed me down then some way pulled the zipper down then zipped it all up. I sat down in pain trying to look cool as she told me she would be back with some ice to put on it while she left.

I was fuckin furious with myself, if my dick was a person I would slap the shit out of it and purposely hit it on the balls just to know how deep it has fucked up, but wait a minute wouldn’t I be hurting myself still, I think I need to see my therapist this week, let me check my bloody schedule maybe I have met with her because I don’t think we have seen recently, what a shit life I have at this bloody fuckin age still seeing a therapist over sexual immoralities. She came back later truly with a bloody ice as she gave it to me she said you are Jeremiah right, Jeremiah Gates is it, can you believe folks I still couldn’t say a word then she went ahead to save my shitty life by telling me her name was rose bishop and her office is right across the hall. She said to me let me help you with that has she locked the door behind her then pulled down my zipper to put some ice on it telling me to hold it there my dick settled but my brain didn’t looking at her boobs I wanted to suck on them. She spoke to me for a while then said to me that I was a very important asset of this company and they would have got out of business if not because of my hard work it’s just that I am under appreciated and mostly bullied my all. After a while she was about to leave and I finally mutter the courage to speak like a real man that I am, I said to her thank you. She smiled and said to me you are adorable, I will see you around.