C30 i do not need a woman, i need a dog

Why does it have to rain in London almost everyday?

Yeah, yeah.

I know I can move to another city, but I don't want to.

The only person that's close to me lives here.

And that would be my aunt.

You read that correctly.

My mother left me when I was just a baby.

One day she just dropped me on her sister's front porch and never came back.

Not even to check up on me