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The so-called film and television masterpiece, its background must be some kind of earth-shattering period, thus, Lin Yilan goes back to the ancient era.

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Pangu." He used a huge axe to split apart the world. He couldn't just stand there forever during this long and arduous journey, could he? "So, he built a chair, but it's just that he's too fat, and the Nuwa who came to make up for it has already made a hole in his nest and needs to split his attention to make up for it. But love will be born soon, and the Nuwa who is interested in Pangu will give him a chair as a token of his love …

"Really?" The boss's skepticism turned into suspicion. Isn't it just two chairs? What was even more unbelievable was that this was actually a pair of talismans that had been used by Nuwa and Pangu! Forget about the ancient questions. Nuwa and Pangu … He didn't seem to have heard any rumors about this?

"You don't believe me?" "Boss, since I've already told you the history of our family's ancestral treasure, I won't hide it from you …" Clenching her teeth, as if she had made a great decision, Lin Yilan became a "sinner of the family". She looked around warily, waving at the dazed boss, gesturing for him to come closer, and said softly, "Look, what's this?"

Affected by Lin Yilan's actions, the boss cautiously moved closer to her and carefully observed her actions.

Beneath the intricate carvings on the wooden chair, there was a shallow mark. If one did not look carefully, he would be able to ignore it.

"This …" The owner looked at Lin Yilan in confusion. There was actually a flaw in this chair! Then he definitely couldn't take it! But why did the girl kindly remind him?

Lin Yilan pointed to another chair, "Do you see the same imprint on that chair?"

Under Lin Yilan's coaxing, the boss cautiously approached the other one, his eyes widened in shock. There really was one! Why did the two chairs have the same scar? He was certain that this was not a man-made sculpture, so what was going on?

Seeing that her boss' curiosity had been piqued, Lin Yilan continued to seduce him, "This will start from a few hundred years later. It's said that after Pan Gu and Nuwa fell in love and went into seclusion together, the two chairs that Pan Gu left behind were set up by one of the Western powers who came to steal our fire seeds. " Lin Yilan had never paid much attention to western myths, and therefore, she could not remember the name of the God who stole fire from humans, so she had asked an unknown person to replace it. "Yes." Lin Yilan was very satisfied with her transition sentence. So he stole them back to get wood for the fire. However, in his wildest dreams, he never would have thought that when he carried the two chairs back to the Garden of Eden and discovered that his Howling Celestial Dog, who he used to look after the garden, was taken away by Erlang Shen, he was so angry that he immediately chased after him. The chairs were unclaimed again. Later, Adam and Eve, who had come to the tryst, found them and happily moved them home. This chair bears witness to the human race's growth … "

Seeing that both the boss and Little Mo were intoxicated from listening, Lin Yi Lan continued with her Western and Western Union: "Later on, Adam and Eve grew old and just as they were about to live in peace, a misfortune befell upon them — the terrorists kidnapped these two old men! Tie them to chairs and throw them into helicopters, threatening to crash into the Pentagon if Obama is not allowed to be president. When Cupid received the news, he immediately carried his bow and arrows on his back and went to save them. At this moment, Adam who was on the helicopter saw that he was about to die, so he looked at his wife, looked at her affectionately, and comforted her gently … I'm thirsty. Do you have water? "

The two attentive listeners were stunned. What? Why did Adam say this to his wife? Could it have a profound meaning?

Seeing that the two of them were deep in thought and "I'm thirsty, do you have water?", the corners of Lin Yi Lan's eyes twitched a little. She reminded them kindly: "I'm thirsty. Give me some water!" My mouth is already dry from talking! "

"Eh? Are you the one who said that? " Little Mo asked dumbly.

"Nonsense!" What did I just say!? "Boss, where's the water?"

"Right away!" When he came back to his senses, the stocky boss quickly moved his oversized body and quickly brought him water. He was looking forward to the future! How could he waste time at such a critical moment?

Satisfied with the moistening of her throat, Lin Yilan once again displayed her imagination that did not have the concept of time and space: "Oh my boy, there was once a sincere emotion that was placed in front of me. I did not cherish it properly, this is the most painful thing in the world. If God had given me another chance, I would have said three words to the girl: "I love you!" If you have to add a time limit, I hope it's 10,000 years! Ah, now our grandson's grandson's grandson... Omit 10 thousand words here... "After kidnapping us, I don't know if I'll make it in time to say those words, but can you feel my sincerity?" "I know, I know, old man, I am glad to die with you!" "Ah!" "Old man!"

The other two were moved to tears, how could these two people who loved each other so much die?!

After standing there for so long, the boss couldn't bear the burden anymore. He moved another chair and prepared to listen carefully, but was stopped by Lin Yilan. The boss looked at her strangely. "Girl?"