C2 The cohabiting beauty is the teacher

I gave up on the school's "days of being inferior to pigs and dogs", feeling that I don't exist in this world, only those scattered words are my proof of living.

In the morning, a series of calls woke me up. To me, 7 in the morning should be my night right now, but that annoying phone just kept ringing. Faintly pressing the answer button, the class monitor said in a threatening tone, "Xiaofan, if you don't write your application for internship to me ? I can't cover you either. "

This Chicken Lady is like that, always selling me out at critical times. Chicken Lady was definitely not a 'chicken', but as the class monitor, she kept chattering non-stop. Therefore, with the nickname of 'Chicken Lady', Chicken Lady had a very good personality and knew that everyone was just joking. At the beginning, she protested against this nickname, but after that, she accepted it.

I hung up the phone and got up. After putting on a set of relatively clean clothes, I realized that they were relatively clean clothes because I had found out that my clothes had been worn through again and again and had not been washed. shallow bay District is only ten minutes walk away from school, so I like to jog over there. I'll just treat it as morning practice.

Only at school did I realize that I actually didn't know what class I was going to take today. It seemed that it was impossible not to have a lot of lessons, making me look like an alien. After thinking for a long time, the woman finally spoke out. "I haven't had lessons in a long time, I think I want to take an elective course today, for the history of Chinese and foreign music."

I instantly petrified and asked, "Didn't you ask me to submit an application for an internship? Are you messing with me? The squad leader confidently said, "I told you to give it to me. I just asked you to send me your QQ. You hung up just when you were confused and didn't listen to what I had to say clearly. How can you blame me?"

This woman, she's always able to make me speechless at crucial moments as if she was very smart. This also proves that you should never bicker with women, and that all of them are unreasonable!

Since we're already at school, we shouldn't waste such a beautiful morning. Even if we have to look around at the beauties around us, we're an art institute and there are still quite a few beauties here.

Looking at a familiar face from far away, I thought I saw it wrongly until that girl walked over and stared at me. She asked in a probing tone, "Little Van?"

I am even more surprised than she is: "Xiao Yu'er, why did you come to Kunming?"

Xiao Yu'er was my neighbor when I was young and she was my follower since I was young. It's just that when I was in high school, this little guy was in junior high school and we were just strangers. When we were living in the same compound, she would ask me to take her to play every day.

Xiao Yu'er replied with incomparable excitement. "I'm studying here! Little Van, you can't be studying here as well, right?"

I smiled. "It's my third year."

"This is great." Xiao Yu'er said happily: "I am also studying here and am only two years younger than you. How come I have already been studying here for half a semester and have never seen you before?"

I'm really embarrassed to tell her that I just came to a class when I had nothing to do...

"Xiao Yu'er!" A few girls who were nearby shouted, "We're going to be late!"

Xiao Yu'er stuck her tongue out at me and happily said, "Little Van told me your phone number. We'll contact you again later. I'm in the Dance Department."

After exchanging phone numbers, all the way until the Xiao Yu'er walked far away, I was still sighing with emotion. This really is a big change for females. When I was young, that little brat had already become a great beauty. I think I can become the public enemy of all the diaosi boys in the school.

The first lesson is the history of music at home and abroad! I am really a bit confused, what does a media major journalism student have to do with "music history at home and abroad"? Even if he were to take the comprehensive test, it wouldn't be a problem for him to do so in music.

"Later on, when my classmate 66 explained it to me, I finally understood a little about it. It was the school's slogan for an all-round development, combining the music department and the media department's' organic 'together." Maybe after death we'll see Beethoven or Mozart in heaven, so we can get to know each other. " Of course, this sentence was made by the school, not the explanation given by the school.

In fact, each of us in our school needs to have two elective courses in order to get our credits. It is said that Chicken Lady is asking around and finally confirming that the teachers in the history of music at home and abroad are easier to talk to. As long as we give the tower an examination, the passing rate will be 100%.

When I found B202, I pushed open the door with my head lowered and accidentally saw Zhang Yushi standing at the rostrum. Zhang Yushi noticed me and stopped his lecture. She whispered, "Looking for me? What's the matter? " Suddenly, I became the focus of attention. There were many people who were late for the public lecture, and practically no one could pretend to be a teacher. However, Zhang Yushi ? He didn't know I was a student! You think I'm looking for her?

I swallowed and pointed to the back seat. "I'll sit in the back."

Zhang Yushi seemed to want to say something but stopped in her tracks, silently watching me walk to the back.

66 As I approached, he waved me over to sit beside him.

I'm a little surprised that this baby can wake up so early to come to class? Surprisingly, he sat next to 66 and asked, "66, do you often come for elective training?"

66 proudly said, "The second time I came, I woke up this morning with a piss. I went back to say that I couldn't sleep, so I came to class. "You know this teacher?" My roommate! " And then I regretted it.

66 looks at me with a look of admiration, a minute later, quickly take out his mountain village Nokia, pressing the keyboard to crackle, the scene is really tragic...

I never would have thought that Zhang Yushi would actually be my teacher. Zhang Yushi, who usually gets along well with her roommates, and can even be considered a "friend", changed with a shake of her body and became "the ruling class". As for us students, we are naturally the "ruling class".

After about five minutes, my phone started to get restless. Brother Hui was the first to send a message saying enthusiastically that he would be invited to lunch. Chen Yang asked me if I wanted to have a sauna with him in the evening, and he treated me to dinner. Sister Yue sent a message saying she missed me. She wanted to see if I had not taken good care of myself and had lost weight ? Anyhow, everyone has a good reason to want to see me.

66. Laughing lewdly, he said, "Xiaofan, let's go. So many people are looking for you.

Thinking about how I have been using instant noodles for a long time, I readily agreed to it, and also straightforwardly "fell into the trap".

In college, there was a slogan, "You must choose to flee, you must choose to flee". This seemed to become a theorem, even in class, you could only chat, brag, and win after 90 minutes.

Saliva told me about his recent job search and how he peeped at how his beautiful colleague had been found out by the boss and fired. He regretfully said, "I should have guessed that woman was having an affair with the boss. Just pay attention when peeping. Next time, I must be more careful."

How could a man be so shameless? If it was me, I wouldn't peep anymore. I would just take a photo and put it on the computer. When there was no one around, I would slowly appreciate it myself. 66 immediately retorted: That's two entirely different feelings. I'm taking a risk, and you won't understand it.

Just as I was about to start bragging, Zhang Yushi started to call out names on the stage. I couldn't understand why 66 was chatting excitedly with me, and when I called out his name, he was actually able to insert a "Here" into his sentence without finishing it, and continued to play with me without even needing to breathe.

Zhang Yushi called out the names very quickly. Almost as soon as she finished counting a name, she would draw a line on the list of names and never called out a second time. When my name was called, I instinctively raised my head and saw his slender hand swipe across the name list before calling out for the next name.

There was not a single lesson in eight hundred years, yet they were just ignored! If I didn't express my opinion, it wouldn't be in my nature to do so. I hastily shouted, "Here! Here! Here! I'm coming. "

Zhang Yushi looked at me with an even more shocked expression. It was only then that I could guess what she was thinking about.

Mo Yan, who was beside me, had a look of shock on his face. It seems like he is disappointed in me! I could even see the question written in his eyes: So you two don't know each other?

I won't explain. After Zhang Yushi finished calling out the names, she walked towards me. Naturally, she wouldn't miss the chance to find out the truth, and always stayed by my side like a shadow, delaying my first 'open and honorable' date with a beauty. This' light bulb 'was a bit too much.

Zhang Yushi walked to the opposite side of me and said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to be my student. This is too unexpected!"

I replied, feeling wronged, "Actually, I was even more surprised than you were. In the blink of an eye, you have already become a teacher." There seems to be another target for bribes. "

Zhang Yushi laughed: "I am not that easily bribed!"

I sincerely said, "I know there's a problem with my attendance rate, but I'm more concerned about my credits. Let's go back and have a good chat. "

Zhang Yushi laughed even more happily than before, "Alright, then how are you going to communicate with me? Is it time to start bribing? "Tell me about it."

I decisively replied, "Countermeasures are not something that can be used just because we've thought it through in advance. What we need is a random response." "I'm tired. I'll go back and rest. See you tonight."

Zhang Yushi folded her arms across her chest, "Sleep early tonight, it's not good to stay up late."

This was originally a very polite sentence, but 66 didn't think so. She kept following behind me as she muttered to herself, "It seems like I really have the sensitivity of a newscaster." With just that look, I can tell that there is a problem between you and her! Ah? Why did you meet at night? Was there an affair? Xiaofan, do you think I should enter Central TV or satellite channel from now on? "

I chose to ignore such narcissistic people. After class, he went to the hotpot restaurant in front of the school and found that there were more than ten people in the private room. Seeing me enter, Brother Hui hurriedly stood up to make way for me. He greeted me with an unusual enthusiasm: "Xiaofan, you're finally here. We've been waiting for you for a long time, your stomach is rumbling with hunger."

Chicken Lady looked at me with a mischievous smile and asked with deep concern, "Has Xiaofan finished writing his application? If you don't finish writing it, then take my share and change it so that you don't have to think too hard about it. "

Sister Yue came out from the innermost area and said to Ma Xu: "Change seats." Then, she sat down beside me and 'shockingly' said, "Xiaofan has recently lost weight. Did he not take good care of himself? I must eat more today. "

The Brother Hui sat on the other side of me, and the two Great Leaders of the class were on my left and right side. I immediately felt that something was amiss, and couldn't allow them to continue talking as I shouted, "I'm hungry! "I'm hungry, serve the meat to the waiter."

Those who had wanted to be courteous all shut their mouths.

Looking at the huge plate of lamb being served, I ignored the people around me. I could roughly guess what they wanted me to do. Looking at the large piece of mutton that had turned from a red color to an alluring one, he felt incredibly comfortable. He picked up the chopsticks and started to eat. It had been a long time since he last ate meat, so he had to eat something special today.

I forgot what Brother Hui was saying as he was carrying the beer, I knew that he was thirsty and had finished the beer in one gulp. After putting down the beer cup, he continued to immerse himself in eating.

It wasn't until my stomach began to swell that I realized they had barely moved their chopsticks.

"What's wrong? Why aren't you guys eating? " I wiped the oil from the corner of my mouth and saw that Chicken Lady had given 66 a look and unwillingly opened his mouth to say, "Xiaofan ? Van'er... See if you can help everyone, you know the school's rules, three semesters of total credits can't reach the standard, so Graduation certificate will get hit. Take a look at what we have here, you just happen to ? "

I hastily interrupted 66 and stood up to pick up my coat. "That ? Next time we talk... "I still have some matters to attend to ?"

Before he could finish speaking, the door was blocked by the Brother Hui. With his big body, he was able to fit me inside, so I immediately gave up on the idea of running away.

Sister Yue pressed me down onto a chair, bent down, and whispered into my ear, "Xiaofan, you have to help everyone, it's not right to leave after eating. Look how sincere everyone is, even Ma Xu is so busy working outside, and he has come back to accompany you to eat. How can you let everyone down?" Her distance from me was completely beyond the "ambiguous" distance, her breasts had been on my back before, so soft feeling really good.

The class rep quickly added, "Xiaofan, we are all depending on you. This meal is a little kindness from our classmates. Although some of our classmates didn't come, they still handed over the money. "

"It's true!" These words actually made me feel a bit embarrassed. "When did you give it to me? < em > I'm not looking for you guys to use as a cushion, right? "

"No!" The class monitor said defensively, "I'm using the class fees to invite you!" "Bullshit!" I immediately reacted, this group of people were too despicable, "There's still a portion of my fees left, I was just moved a moment ago, so it's not an AA system."

Ma Xu stood up immediately and took out his wallet, "If you're sitting down, quickly find out if there's any change, let's take out all of Xiaofan's money and move them! "Move."

These people could not be described as' despicable 'or' shameless' at all. Everyone took their money, but the biggest denomination was "one yuan". The smallest denomination was a dime. If it was seven years old, a dime or two would have appeared.

Brother Hui sat down next to me and poured me a glass of beer. He said with a pained expression: "Xiaofan, just take pity on everyone, whether or not we can get the Graduation certificate or not, it all depends on you. We've been together for three years, do you have the heart to reject us?"

Sister Yue had also become gentler from a new leaf. "Xiaofan is definitely not the kind of person to sit idly by and watch people die." As he spoke ? Then, he brought her lightly painted face close to his. I could clearly smell the fragrance of a woman emitting from her body.

Chicken Lady took out a list, "I entrust these people to you. They are all people who studied music history at home and abroad. On behalf of the whole class, I thank you. Look at the huge pile of money on the table, it all belongs to you. This is the name list of everyone in our class.