C3 Be honest when you are a man

From the moment I entered the house, they had been courteous and then courteous, and in the end they had even used the seduction of the beauties.

I took the list and looked at it. Everyone's name had a matching number on it. The class monitor felt wronged and said, "At first, I thought there would be some who wouldn't choose. But after that, I compared them to the list on the list ?" I can only let you suffer. "

I can't stand these people. From the looks of it, if I don't agree today, I probably won't be able to leave this place. I folded the list and put it in my pocket. "I'll go back and try. As for ?"

Ma Xu picked up his chopsticks and wiped his sweat, then said: "You've starved me to death, I didn't even eat anything just now, who's kicking me from below?"

Brother Hui took a big gulp of beer and said, "It must be Chicken Lady. I've already been kicked a few times, do you not know about my eloquence? "It's not my turn to be a lobbyist!"

Sister Yue laughed the happiest. "I was also kicked a few times, but I pretended as if nothing had happened and kicked someone else instead."

66 Most aggrieved, "My white leather shoes, look at them now. They're a bunch of blind people. Waiter, a big plate of mutton, not the fat sheep just now, want a lamb, some soup, and a basket. The lamb is better. Ah? Xiaofan, didn't you just say that you have something to say? "If you have something to say, you should leave first. We haven't finished eating ?"

Despicable, shameless, vulgar, sinister... He really couldn't think of any other words to describe this situation. He was tricked by this group of people just like that.

And now, I have to start thinking about how to scheme against Zhang Yushi, whom I am not too familiar with. If Zhang Yushi is interested in my body, I'm willing to sacrifice a bit for them ?

This hotpot meal isn't worth it at all. Looking at the list in my hands, I feel a headache. There are more than 30 people here, so no matter how good my teacher's temper is, can he bear such a 'blow'? More than thirty students had to attend the public lecture, and they also needed their teacher to give them the time to take the exam. Was this a challenge to the teacher? I don't think about these headaches for too long, because wasting too much brain cells doesn't necessarily lead to any results. I'm prepared to die.

At seven in the evening, when Zhang Yushi's room was lit up, I brazenly came to her door. I raised my hand a few times to knock on the door, but felt that I lacked the courage to do so. However, in the end, I still knocked on the door a few times.

Zhang Yushi said softly from inside: "Come in."

When I open the door, I see Zhang Yushi sitting in front of a computer. There is a foreign movie on the computer, I have seen the introduction to it, it's a movie called "Pianist on the Sea", it seems to be a tragedy.

~ I don't know if it is because my appearance is too funny, or because my expression is too ugly, Zhang Yushi laughed: ~ You aren't here to bribe me right?

"Little girl!" You guessed right. " I sat on the thumb sofa beside her and looked at her very seriously. "Do me a favor."

Zhang Yushi pouted and said: "I am your teacher, why is it that when you talk about me, I get addressed so softly?"

"Forget it!" I disdainfully replied, "I'm not as high as you in terms of academic qualifications. I shouldn't lose to you in terms of age." I was in '88. "

Zhang Yushi thought for a moment, then said: "She is the same age as me, but my birthday is very early. April. "

I hastily replied, "Me too, don't think that you can take advantage of me."

Zhang Yushi untied her long hair and "craftily" looked at me before asking: "What number were you born into?"

"April 10th!" Then I regretted it. I should have said April first.

Zhang Yushi was even more shocked now as she turned around and handed her ID card to me. The birthday above was exactly the same as mine... At the crucial moment, I had to lie. "I was born at two in the morning."

"Oh!" Zhang Yushi admitted defeat this time, "You're just a little older than me."

I suddenly felt depressed. The main reason why I came here was to settle the final results. How could I argue about age with her? Isn't this nonsense? He quickly went into the main topic and said, "Girl, let's not care about who's bigger or smaller. If you're willing, then I'll be born a few hours later. The point is that you have to help me get my grades right. "

Zhang Yushi blinked her large eyes at me and said with a smile, "Give me a reason to help you."

"We're roommates!"

"Not enough. Think about it."

"We are friends."

"Then you should support my work and take my lessons."

"I have a problem with my schedule. You know that. "Besides, I'm already in my third year and everyone else has already left, so I'll just have to keep up with the trend."

"Is there such a logic? You want to follow the trend for skipping classes? "

"Please pity me. If I fail, I would definitely not be able to get the Graduation certificate. My tuition for three years... "You have the heart to look at me ?"

"Stop!" "Stop!" Zhang Yushi would definitely not be able to stand my shamelessness, so she let go of her and said: "This thing still looks the same."

"That's right. To you, it's too easy to not fail. We're just making a list of points."

"Seeing your pitiful appearance, I'll just help you this once. Living under the same roof, if I let you die, I'll be embarrassed too."

I hastily praised, "You're really my savior." He pulled out the list. "I'll have to trouble you to release these people." After I finished speaking, I no longer dared to look at Zhang Yushi's expression.

Zhang Yushi picked up the list of names and looked at it, then immediately threw it on the table and asked in dissatisfaction: "You're looking for trouble! Aren't you doing this on purpose? "

I felt wronged and replied, "This isn't my problem ?." Then, he told me everything that had happened today, including how those shameless bastards had ignored me after I promised them. I added a lot of extra details. In the end, he even looked at Zhang Yushi with a pitiful expression: "If you hadn't said that sentence to me alone in the morning, things wouldn't have ended up like this."

Zhang Yushi nodded simply, and said thoughtfully: "It seems the problem is still with me."

I said, "Yeah! The hardest thing to do is to get away with it... Hm! It didn't seem right. Anyway ? The problem is you. "

Zhang Yushi: "So you're blaming me?"

Me: "No, it's still my fault."

Zhang Yushi: "It's not impossible for me to let you guys pass, but you have to show some gratitude. I helped you guys to score 60 points because we are roommates. But I don't know any of these people. As you can see, I have the first class every Thursday, and I have a heavy notebook. You can help me carry my notebook to school every week. I won't let you work for nothing. I'll treat you to breakfast on Thursday morning. "

I asked, "Is this a deal?"

Zhang Yushi: "No matter what, I am still a girl. Can't you help me talk about computers? I've even helped you to pardon so many people. Besides, there's a breakfast. " I really don't want to give up my sleep, but thinking about those people... Sigh! Helpless, they thought for a few seconds before steeling their hearts and saying, "Deal."

As for the results, it was basically done, I just sacrificed my 4 weeks of sleep. He was extremely unwilling. I must pull him down with me as a scapegoat. "Huu." ?. "

After returning to my room, I called the class monitor. After complaining to the Chicken Lady, I said shamelessly, "Zhang Yushi said that as long as we can send two representatives to attend class, we can have the entire class pass."

When the Chicken Lady heard this, she was overjoyed, "Really? Then who do you think should be the representative? I'll tell him. "

When I heard that, the Chicken Lady wanted to plot against me again. Originally, I told her to choose "represent", so I wouldn't do anything that would offend people. Instead, she naturally left the decision to me. She was determined not to do anything that would result in a loss.

"Chicken Lady, I have sacrificed myself. You can choose the one remaining."

Chicken Lady thought for a while and asked: "Why don't you ask Brother Hui or Sister Yue? 66 is in school, 66 is fine. "

Upon hearing the first two names, I felt depressed. Instinctively, he replied, "66 instead."

"Then it's settled." Chicken Lady said excitedly: "I'll go call 66 now." Without giving me a chance to refute, the call was immediately cut off. At this moment, I woke up from my stupor, and once again placed the dung bucket on my head.

Sure enough, five minutes later, 66 called, and the first thing she said was: "Xiaofan you bastard."

I chuckled. "See you next Thursday." Ye Zichen quickly closed his phone. He began to continue his "nightlife".

When dawn was approaching, he turned off the computer and quietly went to sleep.

To me, time is just a number. He didn't have any concept at all. When he was hungry, he would eat. When he woke up, he would go online. A standard otaku. Thus, the one who communicated with me the most was Zhang Yushi. Zhang Yushi was one of those girls that looked very cold. If one was really familiar with her, one would realize that she was a "little woman" at times. I'm not sure it's accurate enough to describe it that way. That was the feeling.

Waking up from his daze to? Blue Love?, he walked out of his room and saw Zhang Yushi playing the piano in his living room.

"Little girl!" Morning! Is there no class today? " She didn't know when, but she had gotten used to calling her that.

Zhang Yushi looked at me with an innocent expression and said grievingly, "I'm still hungry."

I looked at the kitchen and said, "Didn't you buy a lot of delicious food from the fridge? "Boil your own food."

Zhang Yushi: "The gas bottle is empty."

TC: "Why don't you call and ask them to send it?"

Zhang Yushi: "The person who delivered the gas said that there was something wrong, and couldn't come up, so he told me to go get it. Although it's right in front of the entrance to the district, I'm just a girl, how could I take it so far? It's too disgraceful. "

is a girl after all, she can't possibly carry the gas bottle and run away, right? If it's really like this, then it's an insult to my roommate.

I stretched and said, "Then I'll go change it."

Zhang Yushi squinted her eyes, revealing a pair of dimples, and said: "I'll keep my promise.

If I don't agree to such a good thing, then I'll be a fool. The gas tank was about 20 meters away from the entrance of the residential complex, and there were 15 buildings within 30 meters of me. In other words, if I walked 50 meters with the gas tank, I would be able to get a "breakfast" in exchange. More importantly, there were even beauties having breakfast together.

Without saying anything further, he carried the gas container and walked out.

God always likes to joke around. Just a moment ago, I was happily laughing, but now I was dumbfounded when I walked out the door. There was not a single person at the elevator. Occasionally, a few people would walk up from the stairs while gasping for breath.

Carrying the gas canister, I stood foolishly at the entrance of the elevator. Looking at those people climbing up the stairs, I feel as tired as anything...

Shall I walk back with the gas? Then how can I continue being like this in front of Zhang Yushi? Men more or less cared about their so-called face. It wouldn't be too much of a problem to carry the gas tank downstairs. What if she climbed up with it? Although I am a little confident, I am more aware of the magnitude of the task.

There were so many liars in this world! If the gas man had been more honest, I wouldn't have had to carry a big head. It seems that there are some advantages to promoting "honesty and faithfulness" throughout the country.

He made up his mind and carried the gas canister down to the 17th floor ? Sixteenth level ? Fifteenth level ? When I stood on the first floor, my legs were sore. I'm starting to regret it again. I won't get up until twenty.

Dozens of people stood in front of the door to Building 15. When I came out, carrying a gas canister, a commotion broke out among the crowd. Some people cheered, some people said SB, even if they didn't say it, I still knew that I was really SB. The next time I change the gas tank, I'll have to check to see if the elevator is working.

The security guard at the entrance of the residential complex saw me and gave me a big thumbs up. I want to see how you're going to get up there later. " After saying that, he continued to smile complacently.

I added, "It's a pure SB. I won't be going up later."

When he came out of the store, the security guard smiled and said, "Guys, the elevator needs to be repaired at around 3 PM. "Are you going to wait until three?"

Actually, I wanted to wait, but Zhang Yushi said that she was hungry ? And also ? I don't want to give up the chance to have lunch with Zhang Yushi. When I reached the entrance of Building 15, I saw that "familiar" BMW X5, and that Zhang Yushi's pursuer. Ever since I moved here, I had seen him here many times, and he was as unpleasant to me as a fly. But I still think he's cute! Perhaps there could be a helper.