C8 The Landscape of the Underwear Shop

He remembered that when he was young, Xiao Yu'er's family kept a shepherd dog, but she didn't have a sheep, so she played the role of a "sheep". The shepherd dog surrounded her all day, and he had often heard Xiao Yu'er's mother and neighbors praise her shepherd dog for being so smart that it could take care of children at home.

To prevent myself from being duped, I called Xiao Yu'er, who didn't have any classes, to go to the pet market together. Kunming's pet market could only be described as a "place where chickens flew and dogs jumped." Those pitiful small animals were trapped in cages, making people feel extremely uncomfortable. A fat boss saw me and shouted, "Hey! Is this handsome guy accompanying his girlfriend to buy pets? "My shop is very well-equipped with all kinds of cats, dogs, worms, fishes."

I thought that Xiao Yu'er would feel extremely disgusted with this name and was about to pull her to the next store, but unexpectedly, Xiao Yu'er didn't care at all and grabbed my arm, dragging me into this pet shop.

I looked at my boss and said maliciously, "Everything? Is that true? I want crocodiles, do I? "

The boss was stunned for a moment before smiling. "Young lad, you're kidding me. It's not safe to raise those. I have goldfish. Do you think it's okay to be a crocodile farmer?"

F * ck! Are crocodiles very different from goldfish? I said, "I want to raise a crocodile to scare people. I want to raise this thing at home to prevent theft."

The boss said, "How great would it be if you could buy a snake? Many people are afraid of snakes. I do sell some here."

Without waiting for me to object, Xiao Yu'er disdainfully replied, "No way! "How disgusting."

I also felt goosebumps all over my body. "Forget about the snake. Do you have a pet dog?"

The boss confidently said in a loud voice: "What a joke! How could a pet store not have a dog? Come with me to the back. What kind of dog do you want? I have an authentic Venezuelan dog, a shepherd dog from the Inner Mongolia Great Prairie, and a Tibetan mastiff that you probably won't buy. That fellow is a bit big, about the size of a calf. "

Xiao Yu'er and I followed the boss to the backyard of the pet shop. Over ten cages were filled with all kinds of dogs. The boss looked at me and asked, "How was it? Which one do you like? "

I turned to look at Xiao Yu'er. "Xiao Yu'er, look, what type of dog is your favorite?"

Xiao Yu'er looked around, and shook her head unhappily: "Little Van, let's go look elsewhere. I think shepherds are the most sensible, but the sheepdog they sell is definitely not a purebred. The difference between it and my dog is too big, you can see it with their eyes."

"Shepherd's a bit big!" Actually, I didn't want to buy a big dog. If it was too big, it couldn't be raised at home. The smaller dog was even better. I looked at the boss and asked, "Do you have a high IQ?"

The boss thought for a moment and said, "My IQ for dogs are all above 50."

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips in disdain.

I smiled and asked, "Boss, I want to know how did you manage to find out?"

The boss immediately shut up and didn't talk about this topic anymore.

I walked around the yard. The Bear-Dog was the loveliest dog I had ever seen, but he didn't seem to have any sensitivity. The boss saw that I didn't seem to have any intention of stopping, so he hurriedly asked, "What kind of dog do you want?"

I stressed again, "I want a smart and flexible one. The most important thing is that its shape can't be too ugly. Do you have it?"

The boss thought for a moment and said: "Ji Wawa." Taking me to a cage, I pointed at the dog inside and said, "Can you see these little things? He ran very fast, and his IQ was also quite high. I can help you train them to go to the toilet for free, and I definitely won't let them urinate anywhere in your room. "

I looked at Xiao Yu'er and saw that her eyes were fixed on Ji Wawa. From her expression, I could confirm that she was an extremely likeable little thing.

"Is there anything else you can train?" I asked my boss.

Boss: "How do you want to train it? If it's too hard, I'll charge you a fee. "

"It doesn't matter if the fee is high. What I want is the effect."

The boss asked, "What do you want to train it for?" Help you throw away a piece of trash when you have nothing better to do? Or do you want it to open the door for you? "

I said, "This isn't it. I'll give you two photos..." As I said that, I took out two photographs from my body. One was Zhang Yushi's, and the other was Huang Xianzhe's. "I want this dog to see this woman, then naturally get close to her. If it sees this man, then go over and bite his JJ. Can it be done?"

The boss was dumbfounded. He said in an unhappy tone, "Are you trying to make fun of me? This is way too difficult! "

"Your dog's IQ is already 50, can't you do such a small thing?"

The boss straightened his back, his stomach bulging again as he pretended to be calm and said, "It's not impossible, but I can't guarantee anything. I can only say that I will try my best. Does this guy have a grudge with you?"

Xiao Yu'er whispered in my ear, "Boss is bragging! "It's impossible."

I also know that this damn fatty was bluffing, and the reason why I made such a high request was to pave the way for the prices that would be offered later on. He didn't care about how much he boasted, he just directly said, "Don't worry about it, all I want is for this dog to see this man and get angry. It doesn't matter if he bites or not, just attack him when he sees him."

The boss sighed and said, "This is completely out of my training range. I think we should at least charge extra."

I said, "How much did you say? That's what I want! "Also, you have to teach him to use the toilet himself. My toilet is in my house, so it's best if you teach him to flush the water."

A black line appeared on the boss' face as he asked, "How much money are you planning to give me?"

"How much do you want?" I asked.

The boss thought for a moment and pretended that it was going to be difficult. "500 yuan. I can help you train it out in a week."

I shouted, "Boss, aren't you robbing me? The seven days of teaching the dog was enough to pay for half a month of my meals. "

The boss explained, "Dogs are different from people. It's hard to communicate with them." If it's cheap, I'll take a hundred dollars less in two weeks. "

Xiao Yu'er held onto her waist and said, "Then I will give you another hundred yuan. Is it enough for you to train it in a day?"

A dark cloud almost appeared on the boss' head. He said awkwardly, "Even if you give me an extra 1000 yuan, it can't be done in a day. This needs a process. Alright, give me another 100 yuan. You can come get the dog four days later."

I said, "Boss, I forgot to bring my picture. Don't let this dog attack me."

The boss said, "I don't think so. I have my own training methods, and I still need to sell this dog for 500 yuan.

I said, "I'll take a thousand. Are you willing to sell it or not? The price for a dog in the cram school is even higher than the value of a dog itself. I feel a bit unbalanced in my heart."

The boss stressed, "This is not a tutoring class, it's a training class."

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips and said: "It's all the same, if you agree to sell it for a thousand gold, then we will buy this Ji Wawa."

The boss helplessly said in a low voice, "Little girl, you really know how to bargain. It's better if I suffer a loss. I'll pay the deposit first."

I paid the deposit of 500 yuan and Xiao Yu'er and I walked out of the pet market. After we walked out, Xiao Yu'er asked curiously, "Little Van, why did you train dogs to bite people? That guy pissed you off? "

"This ?" I recounted the process of how I met Zhang Yushi and her, and in the end, the Xiao Yu'er was extremely furious. I encouraged: "I, Little Van, support you, and I need to help find Xiao Yu'er anytime. Xiao Yu'er shook my arm and said in a spoiled manner, "Let's go shopping now. Since you've already left school, it would be too much of a loss to go back just like this. You have to accompany me to buy clothes."

Can I say no? Actually, I really hate shopping, but at Xiao Yu'er's request, it was always hard for me to refuse. I left the Flower Bird Market and saw a shop from afar. The Xiao Yu'er pointed there excitedly and said, "Do you see that shop? We'll go there. "

I looked up to thirty degrees and read from the sign, "Gold and silver?" "What a domineering name, is it selling jewelry?"

Xiao Yu'er looked at me with a mischievous smile and whispered into my ear, "They're selling underwear."

My face immediately turned green. When Xiao Yu'er realized that I wanted to escape, he pulled on my arm and threatened, "If you don't accompany me, I'll follow you home during the holidays. I'll tell Auntie that you bullied me at school, didn't take care of me, didn't give me anything good to eat, and let Auntie scold you ?"

I was completely defeated by her. Ever since I was young, I loved to find small things to frame me. Whenever I was taught a lesson by my mother, she would laugh secretly. I didn't expect that when she grew up, she would still remember these things and then use it to threaten me!

I followed beside Xiao Yu'er, trying my best to keep my head low. I think my expression must be really bad, because Xiao Yu'er laughed happily and said, "Little Van, you don't have to be like this! I often see men buying underwear for their wives at the underwear store. "

I retorted, "This is the first time that I'm a bit nervous! Why don't you go to the supermarket and buy it? "

Xiao Yu'er glared at him and asked, "Can I wear the underwear of the supermarket?"

I was pulled mercilessly into the underwear store by her! The clerk walked up with a smile and asked, "Sir, are you accompanying this beauty in choosing underwear?"

I looked at Xiao Yu'er with pleading eyes. After a few seconds, this little fellow finally discovered something and said to the clerk: "Let's take a look around first. We'll look for you if there's anything we like."

"Alright." The shop assistant politely replied, "If there's anything you need, please call me."

Looking at the whole shop, there was only me, a man. If it wasn't for Xiao Yu'er holding onto my arm, I seriously suspected that I would be treated as a pervert and kicked out of the shop.

Xiao Yu'er walked in front of a row of underwear and asked, "Little Van, do you like white underwear or black underwear? What about those with lace? Or would it be better if you didn't bring it? "

How dare you ask me such a question! How do I answer that? She blushed and said, "Choose this yourself. I don't know what you like."

Xiao Yu'er acted like a spoiled child and said: "It's boring for me to go shopping alone, how can you not give me some advice? Hurry up and tell us which kind of beauty is it? "

I'm sweating! He braced himself and said, "Then let's watch it properly!"

The Xiao Yu'er glared at me unrestrainedly. She could also tell that I was dealing with it, so she said to the shop assistant: "Young miss, please bring me this set of white undergarments. I want to try it on."

"Alright! Miss, look at your figure... Is it going to be D code? "

Xiao Yu'er's face reddened slightly. "C's is fine."

I couldn't help but glance at Xiao Yu'er's chest. It really was huge ? While I was daydreaming, I realized that Xiao Yu'er was looking at me. I hurriedly pretended that nothing had happened and turned my head to the side.

Not only was Xiao Yu'er not angry, she even deliberately tiptoed to my ear and said: "Little Van, you're really perverted! True beauty! Really! It's true! "

I was dying to disappear and beg the clerk to come back. In less than a minute, the clerk came over with a box of underwear and handed it over to Xiao Yu'er: "There's a fitting room here."

Xiao Yu'er threw her bag to me and walked into the fitting room with her undergarments in hand. I restlessly imagined: Had Xiao Yu'er already taken off all her clothes? Perhaps she was wearing a set of white undergarments, admiring her perfect figure in the mirror? The white skin is full of elasticity...

Just as I was about to say something, a sentence suddenly came from the inside. That's right! It was Xiao Yu'er who said, "Little Van, are you outside? Come in and help me see if this piece of underwear is beautiful! "