C15 Fifteen

I wake up the next morning to the sound of my phone ringing. Urgh. With my eyes still closed I answer the godforsaken device and hold it to my ear. Whoever this is better have a good reason for waking me up on a Saturday. "Hello?" I say in a groggy voice.

"Rise and shine green eyes!" Oh, Fuck no.

"How the hell did you get my number?" I demand, now fully awake