C1 A Man Bitten by a Dog

"Little Black!" Little Black! "

A light call sounded out from the street that was filled with only a few pedestrians.

At ten in the evening, Liu Wen came out to walk his dog and take a walk.

Who knew that right when Ye Zichen was opening WeChat with the company's goddess, his big black dog disappeared, causing him to feel depressed in his heart.

"Woof, woof woof!"

Suddenly, a few barking sounds came from the front.

"You damned dog, why are you walking around blindly when you have nothing to do? You made me look for you for half a day, see if I can bite you to death tonight!"

After searching for a long time, he was already filled with anger.

Hearing the familiar shout, Liu Wen cursed and ran over.

However, the next scene caused him to be somewhat stupefied.

By the side of the road, there was a patch of grass, surrounded by railings. It was supposed to give the city a hint of green.

But now, right behind this green belt, there was a big black dog that looked like a calf.

The big black dog, Liu Wen, didn't know him, but he knew the little black dog.

Of course, this was not the main point.

The point is, Little Black... It was a male dog!

Uh... Could it be that dogs were also popular these days?

Liu Wen swallowed his saliva. In his mind, he recalled the news he saw a few days ago.

The news said: two male lions love each other, but left the female lion cool.

In this world, ahem, unspeakable, wonderful ah...

"Woof woof!"

Just as Liu Wen was dumbfounded, Xiaohei called out again.

Especially his two small eyes, they were looking pitifully at Liu Wen.

Both the scream and the look in his eyes perfectly illustrated the true meaning of the word 'wronged'.

"What the f * ck!"

Liu Wen instantly understood.

As the old saying goes, even beating a dog requires the owner, not to mention the fact that it had been transformed into a dual physical and mental destruction?

"Scram!"

The furious Liu Wen stepped forward and shouted. He was even more ready to hit the big black dog.

Unexpectedly, the big black dog only indifferently glanced at him, then turned its head, not putting him in its eyes at all.

That expression was as brazen as it could be.

Liu Wen couldn't stand it any longer!

He looked around and found something. He jogged past it. Not long after, he returned with a wooden stick in his hand.

"Damn it!" Today, your father will help your master teach this rude and evil dog of yours a lesson! "

With that, Liu Wen walked over with an evil grin while carrying the wooden stick.

Then.

Before he could step over the railing, the big black dog reacted first.

He turned his head, bared his teeth, and growled at him.

"Oh, you're so f * cking excited?" "Fine, I'll let you know today that I, Liu Wen, am not someone to be easily bullied!"

Liu Wen was also a stubborn guy sometimes.

As a newly graduated diaosi, life is not good, work is not good, not to mention love.

A while ago, he had been kicked by his girlfriend. He was already feeling wronged, but now a dog had bullied him. Who else could bear to do so?

"Damn you!"

Liu Wen swung his stick towards the big black dog.

"Woof!"

The big black dog let out a roar.

Although it was a dog's howl, it sounded like a lion's roar, causing Liu Wen's head to buzz. He could not help but be stunned for a moment. His hands were stiff, so he naturally missed the big black dog.

However, the big black dog was not polite.

He turned around and aimed at Liu Wen's butt and took a bite.

At that time, Liu Wen's butt was bleeding profusely.

He even felt that his body was numb, and an indescribable pain made him want to faint immediately.

"A little diaosi dares to provoke my divine dog, Howling Heavens?"

The big black dog looked at Liu Wen in disdain and actually spoke in human language.

"Demon …" "Demons …"

Liu Wen's mouth was agape. His head felt dizzy and his body went limp. No one knew whether it was because of fear or pain, but he had completely fainted.

The night was as cold as water.

When Liu Wen woke up, it was already midnight.

He slowly opened his eyes, his gaze filled with bewilderment before he got up in shock. Subconsciously, he rubbed his buttocks and was stunned.

Hm?

Nothing?

No injury to his butt?

Did I have an illusion?

He clearly remembered that previously, he was bitten by the big black dog, and the dog could even speak human language, but now …

"What smells so bad?"

Suddenly, a pungent smell entered Liu Wen's nose along with his breath, and it immediately turned into a message in his mind:

[Water 97%, Oxalates, Uric Acid, Sulfate, Magnesium, Potassium, Zinc...] Comprehensive Evaluation: Dog Urine]

Puff!

What the hell?!

Before Liu Wen could figure out what was going on, all kinds of smells rushed into his nose and nose and turned into messages in his mind.

"Was it an illusion?"

"The big black dog that I remember said it's called the God Dog, that can't be Erlang Shen's Howling Celestial Dog, right?"

"Damn, if it's true, then this joke is too big!" The Heavenly Court's number one divine dog is actually a basic dog! "

After a while, Liu Wen finally came back to his senses. He had a completely shocked expression on his face.

At the same time, he also understood that after having his butt bitten by the divine dog, Howling Celestial, his nose was actually this sensitive!

Was this the so-called blessing from misfortune?

"F * ck, with this skill, what's the point of going to work? If you keep getting pissed off like that, you might as well just quit."

"But... If I resign, what will I do in the future? "

Liu Wen started to plan and plan in secret and started to talk in a low voice.

But before he could think of an idea, a surprised dog's bark sounded next to his ear. What was strange was that he could understand the sound of the dog.

"Master, you're awake?"

Blacky wagged its tail as it walked around him.

"Ugh …" I, I can understand dog language? "

Liu Wen blinked his eyes with disbelief written all over his face.

But then he thought, I am a man who had been bitten by a Howling Celestial Dog.

Other than the fact that he had a divine nose, it didn't matter how many other skills he had that he could use to understand the Dog Language.

"Let's go home!"

Liu Wen shrunk his neck. To be fair, the latter half of the night was a bit cold.

After saying that, he did not care if Little Black understood what he meant. He turned around and left, and Little Black hurriedly followed him.

"Little Black, do you understand what I'm saying?"

On the way back, Liu Wen tried to communicate with Little Black, but was overjoyed. Little Black nodded its head furiously and barked loudly. But in its ears, it became a normal human language.

It was like inserting a dog language translator into his ears.

"I understand, I understand."

Liu Wen nodded and asked, "Oh right, where did that big black dog go?"

"Master, you're talking about my big brother?" Roaring Sky God? "

Regardless of whether it was the look in his eyes or the way he spoke, there was a hint of pride in his tone.

"Yes, that Howling Celestial Dog."

Liu Wen said that, but his face was dark.

In his heart, he felt disdain.

You can't even beat the other party, yet not only are you not feeling wronged or upset, you're actually treating it as your big brother?

Could it be that this fellow's physique was lacking compared to others?

Now he was completely conquered by the Howling Celestial Dog?