C1 Be bullied by the devil's mother and daughter

"..." "Where are you, my love, vanishing into the endless sea of people, reality always has a little helplessness …" Lu Zhu's expression changed slightly. He took the handbag and directly put his hand into the bag. Then, he turned off the phone.

After all the movements were completed, only then did Lu Zhu dare to raise his head and look at his colleagues in the office. Fortunately, no one was looking at her.

Lu Zhu's mind buzzed. He was finished. He was going to fly away a few more tickets this month. Lu Zhu's face darkened. Earlier in the year, he had quit his job at the public school and went to this private high school. What he had taken a liking to was the amount of money he had.

Her private high school had an unwritten rule that no one was allowed to talk on their cell phones during work hours. This was one rule, because they were late in the morning and had left in a hurry. They had forgotten to turn their cell phones to vibrate.

And that's where his nickname came from. The school gave him this supervision task, and every time he found one, his income would increase by a small amount every month. It sounded small, but every month he would receive a few more big bills for this' glorious and arduous' task.

In private, the teachers would call him 'Boss Liu', wanting to jail him.

Alas, Lu Zhu didn't even dare to sigh as he lowered his head and pretended to be preparing for class. He had already started to think about how he would be able to recover all the money he had lost. No matter who made that call, the person had to compensate for the deduction.

When it was finally noon and the class was over, Lu Zhu hurriedly took out her phone to check that it was that unlucky child who had harmed her.

Ah, sister? Lu Zhu had already seen the fancy ticket flying away in front of Lu Zhu. It was her elder sister who had called this number, so the ticket shouldn't have even been worth thinking about.

The ticket was fine, but Lu Zhu still had to pull it out as quickly as possible, and he had to be mentally prepared for it.

"Little Pig, you dare to hang up on me …" Upon hearing her name being called, Lu Zhu hurriedly moved the phone two feet away from her, not daring to return it until about two minutes later.

"Little Pig, listen carefully. Today, after work, go to your baby's school and pick her up. Afterwards, go to the 'Delicious' cake house and pick up the cake that I ordered …"

There was no doubt that the little pig on the phone was referring to Lu Zhu, and it was all Lu Zhu's fault for pretending to be a cultured father. No matter what name he chose, he would choose what pearl he wanted, so why did he have to call Lu Zhu? This' Little Pig 'had been called' Little Pig 'by his family for 25 years. Ever since Lu Zhu could remember, this little pig's name had always been following her, and now that she was already twenty-five, her elder sister still didn't care to protest and called her Little Pig. The reason was that she was a bit more balanced.

You must want to ask, because her name is worse..." "Is that so?" Ask Lu Zhu what is her name? Please don't ask, if 'Lu Hua' finds out... Damn it, I accidentally leaked it. It's fine as long as everyone understands, it's fine as long as they understand. I definitely can't say it out loud. If only Hua Hua knows about Lu Zhu … Not even a protest would be of any use... "" No, no Sigh, forget it, I'm too lazy to protest anymore. Name is just a title, Lu Zhu is used to comforting himself like this.

"Sis, I have a date …" Lu Zhu gently pushed him away.

It wasn't that Lu Zhu wasn't willing to accept her, but the little witch known as' Baby ', whom Lu Zhu was most afraid of. That little demon was over a hundred times scarier than her, Hua Hua's mother.

"You can't even date someone. You have no conscience. You don't even remember your baby's birthday, and you still …" Lu Zhu's mind buzzed. Why was she so big today? She had clearly remembered yesterday that it was the baby witch's birthday. How did she forget about it today …

"Sis, don't say anymore. I'll go get her." It seems like he was definitely chosen by the decaying deity.

Looks like this week's work will be in vain. Little Witch definitely won't miss this chance to extort her …

After getting off work, Lu Zhu resigned to his fate and went to the counter to retrieve ten tickets, hoping that the Little Demoness would show mercy. Lu Zhu looked at the bill and thought to himself, Is it easy for me to earn this little bit of money? She had been forced by the mother and daughter pair. If it weren't for their occasional extortion, she would have been comfortable sitting in the public school, enjoying her days of leisure. Then she would have been exploited in this way.

Just as she was thinking this, the Little Demoness' kindergarten arrived. Lu Zhu saw that the Little Demoness' large black eyes were already flashing. She pretended that she didn't see anything and deliberately looked left and right …

"Little Pig, I'm here." A flock of black crows flew over Lu Zhu's head.

Lu Zhu hurriedly ran over and covered her mouth. 'Witch, this is definitely the Witch.' Lu Zhu had never heard her call her 'Aunt' ever since she could speak. Lu Zhu was curious, why didn't she call him 'Aunt Pig' or 'Aunt Pig'? If she did, at least she could argue that Lu Zhu was the aunt of Pig, but this little devil had followed her mother and called her a real aunt since she was young, 'Little Pig', and had never taken her as an elder. Lu Zhu did everything he could to force her to change her mind, but to no avail. In short, under the most unequal treaty, she promised to change her name.

When Lu Zhu was overjoyed, thinking that he could hear the little devil calling out to him … In the end, she did change her name. It was just that she had changed from a little pig into a little pig. Forget it, Lu Zhu will give up. If you want to call me whatever you want, I'll call you whatever you want.

While Lu Zhu was rejoicing over the loss of only one McDonald's, the little devil came up to her with folded and neat pieces of paper in order to fulfill the promise of the McDonald's...

Lu Zhu's eyes were wide open as he stared at the torn piece of paper on the writing pad. Only now did he recall that the little devil had said that he was afraid that she would go back on her word and force her to sign an unequal treaty …

Looking at the crafty smile on the little devil's face, Lu Zhu had no choice but to swallow her grievances. He comforted himself by saying, "It's fine, let's get out of this."

"Little pig, I'm going to Uncle Mai's" The little devil who had arrived at Lu Zhu's side turned to him and said with a smile.

Lou Zhu knew that fortunately, this was the last McDonald's that he owed her.

Seeing the chicken wings exchanged with a ticket, Lu Zhu was a little greedy. Just as she reached out her hand, the little demon covered the bucket with her fat, oily hands and said, "Pig, this is mine."

Although the voice of the little devil wasn't very loud, Lu Zhu could already feel the gazes from the surrounding BS... Lu Zhu glared at the little devil and thought to himself, 'Why can't I eat one when I'm spending my money.'

Lu Zhu looked at the little demon monster holding a chicken wing and french fries with a pained expression. "It seemed like the little devil was afraid that he wouldn't be able to eat anymore in the future, so he ate all the chicken wings in a hurry and spent a whole portion of Lu Zhu's money. Lu Zhu was truly a strange sight. The little demon, who was a bit older, actually ate a bucket of chicken wings, plus a hamburger and signed a note …

"Little pig, help me hold it." The little demon handed the vat of chicken wings to Lu Zhu.

Lu Zhu secretly rejoiced in his heart. Finally, he could eat a chicken wing.

"Little pig, you can't eat it sneakily, you have to bring this Lu Zhu back to Mommy to eat." A devilish smile hung on her face, and her sweet voice sounded like she was accusing Luzhu of stealing food.

"Che, don't worry. I won't eat unhealthy food." Lu Zhu looked away in disdain.

The little devil had no conscience. He had spent her money to buy this, but she had actually left it for her mother. Lu Zhu's mind was extremely unbalanced, giving that little demon a fierce look.

"That's good, Piggy. I want the Barbie and the Magic Aircraft too." The little devil pointed at the toy store across the street.

Even though she couldn't see the price tag clearly, she could guess that the price of that Barbie and some magic plane was definitely higher than the amount of cash she had.

"Baby, that, can we buy it another day? Look, if we buy more, we won't be able to get it." Lu Zhu whispered to the demon.

"Little Pig, it's my birthday today." There was no way he couldn't do it. If he couldn't, Lu Zhu would be trapped by these words. Everyone knew that the longevity star was the biggest.

Lu Zhu looked at the toy store on the other side of the street once again and hardened his heart. He clenched his teeth and bought it. Just treat it as if she hadn't done anything bad. Lu Zhu stuffed the chicken wings back into the little demon's hands and warned, "Baby, stand here and don't move. Aunt will go get the money." Lu Zhu pointed at the cabinet machine about ten meters behind her.

"Mm, go quickly." The little Fiend nodded and laughed.

"Baby, you're not allowed to move until Aunt is back, okay?" Lu Zhu took a step forward, then turned around and warned. It was the peak hour for people to leave work, and there were many people and cars. Lu Zhu still had to pay attention to this.

Seeing the little devil nod his head, Lu Zhu ran towards a cabinet machine in front of them …

Looking at the ticket in his hand, he felt a heartache. Ai, I've already been bullied to this extent. Accept your fate.

"Ah …" Shrill screams came from behind Lu Zhu as he quickly turned his head around …

A red taxi was screaming as it charged towards the Little Devil. Lu Zhu's heart stopped beating as he charged towards the Little Devil like an arrow …

"Baby …" Lu Zhu shouted as she pulled the little devil into her embrace, closing her eyes as she waited for the death sentence …

"Little pig, where are we?" Lu Zhu was still screaming in fear, but the little devil's voice came from his chest.

"Baby, don't be afraid. Auntie will protect you." Lu Zhu was still waiting for the pain to strike...

"Little Pig, the people in the car have all disappeared. It's only the two of us now." Only now did Lu Zhu notice that something was off.

Other than the sounds of their uncle and nephew, the surroundings were truly quiet. There were no sounds of cars, no screams of passersby, and even more so, no mess … The silence made Lu Zhu panic.

"Ah …" Lu Zhu opened his eyes and surveyed his surroundings. There really was no one there, no cars, not even a road …

"Little pig, is this heaven?" The little devil's surprised voice made Lu Zhu even more panicked.

Heaven? In the legends, only heaven existed. How could this be heaven? Not even a deity …

"Little pig, look! Someone's coming!" The little demon suddenly pulled on Lu Zhu's arm in delight.

Someone? Lu Zhu turned around and looked at the direction the little ghost was looking. There really was someone there, but those two were also at the Primordial Era. Not to mention they were dressed in ancient clothing, even their hair was coiled like that of an ancient person.

"Little pig, why are they wearing such clothes, are they acting?" The Demon Baby asked, puzzled.

Perhaps he had read a novel, but after listening to the little devil's words, Lu Zhu's first thought was that he might have passed through this world. This was what was usually written in transmigration novels. After waking up, the female pig would find herself in a strange place surrounded by strangers …

However, they weren't unconscious at all. Furthermore, Lu Zhu was with the little devil as well. The text about the teleportation was all written by women, or they were all dressed together with the handsome guy. They had never seen anyone wearing the same kind of clothes as Lu Zhu … Lu Zhu thought that she really had read too many novels during her teleportation. It was also possible that they were hallucinating. This was just a dream …

"Little Pig, they're here. Go and ask them." The little demon shook Lou Zhu's arm.

Lu Zhu stared at the little demon. Why was it her again? In reality, being bullied by the mother and daughter was already pitiful enough. But now, in her dreams, she even wanted to be bullied. She didn't want to do that.

"Baby, you're a child, it's more appropriate for you to ask." Lu Zhu said.

"Alright, since you're so ugly, you'll definitely scare me." The little demon sighed.

What kind of words were these? Although Lu Zhu's appearance wasn't that of a devastatingly beautiful woman, she was definitely one of those beauties. How dare the little demon ignore her beauty … Lu Zhu lowered his head, about to fly into a rage, but upon seeing the little demon's rolling eyes, he was stunned. He then smiled. Hmph, if you want to use provocation, I won't be tricked by you …

The little devil seemed to see that his plan had failed, and walked over resentfully.

"Beautiful aunts, can you tell me where we are?" The little devil smiled at the two middle-aged women.

Lu Zhu couldn't help but shake her head. Just from the two beautiful aunts that the little devil had mentioned, Lu Zhu looked left and right, and from the looks of it, she felt that the word 'Auntie' should be hers. To the little devil, the two aunties were definitely at the grandma level.

Seeing the two elderly women, Lu Zhu paused for a second, then smiled brightly and said, "Oh, which family's kid is so adorable …"

Cute my ass, if the little devil were to be called cute like that, there wouldn't be any unlovable children in the world.

"That's right, what a beautiful young lady …"

"The two aunts are still the prettiest …"

If they continued to flatter each other, the sky would turn dark, and Lu Zhu would have no choice but to step forward.

"Excuse me ladies, may I ask where this is?" Lu Zhu imitated the little demon and laughed.

There were too many hypocritical people in this world. If he called them aunties, Lu Zhu believed that they would definitely ignore her, let alone answer her questions.

"Oh, is this little girl your mother?" One of the fat women said.

"Yes, auntie. My mother is lost. Can you tell us where we are?" The little demon asked with a smile.

Looking at the little devil, Lu Zhu thought to himself, the little devil is indeed the little devil, he actually knows to follow the words of others.

"Oh, lost? "You must be from the city. Here, look, that's our Fang Family Village. We are a small village here …"

For some reason, Lu Zhu felt a little excited after hearing her words. It was as if something had changed, as if she had truly transmigrated.

"Big sister, we came from outside the city to visit our family. We accidentally got lost. Can you tell me how we can get to the city?" In order to ascertain the possibility of teleportation, Lu Zhu pulled the little demon aside and asked.

"Oh, so that's how it is. We are also entering the city. Let's go together. From now on, we will arrive around noon." The skinnier auntie smiled gently.

Lu Zhu's mind rumbled. He couldn't help but raise his head to look at the sky. The sun had just risen from the east … It was in the morning, and she had really crossed over to the outside world. Furthermore, she had brought along the little devil, an oversized oil bottle …

"Mom, what's wrong?" The little demon asked as he shook Lu Zhu's arm.

"Nothing, baby. Look at the sun." Lu Zhu pointed at the red sun as she spoke to the little demon, hoping that she would understand.

"Eh, it's true." The little fiend smiled at the red sun, then turned to Lu Zhu with a puzzled look on his face. "Shouldn't it be getting dark?"

Lu Zhu knew what the little demon meant, but she didn't have the time to bother with him right now. First, she had to figure out where she was from and where she was from so that she wouldn't be treated as a laughing stock.

"Big Sis, may I ask what dynasty this is?" Lu Zhu looked at the two aunts with the sweetest smile.

"The dynasty?" The two aunties looked at each other, then shook their heads. Finally, the fat one turned to look at Lu Zhu and shook her head.

Lu Zhu felt a little dizzy. It seemed that these two aunts really were illiterate village ladies. Since they didn't even know what was going on in the dynasty, Lu Zhu gave up on pursuing the topic and said to the two aunties, "Big Sis, let's hurry up early."

Since he couldn't ask anyway, he might as well ask it after entering the city.

"Sis, if you enter the city like this, I'm afraid …"

Elder sister? If it was in the past, Lu Zhu would definitely scold them for a while, but now, it was she who had a request, and this elder sister might just be the name that women in this era would want to call her.

"Well, big sister, we ran into bandits on the way here. All our clothes were stolen. Really …" As he spoke, Lu Zhu began to sob …

"Ah, what a pity. No wonder you guys are in such a miserable state. So you've met a bandit …"

"Big sister, how about I take you back to the village first and find you guys some suitable clothes so you won't be caught in the city as a spy or something." The fat auntie said kindly.

Ah, that's great! Lu Zhu couldn't help but feel overjoyed. Ignoring the little demon's tugging hand, she smiled at the fat aunt and said, "Thank you, big sister."

"Big sister, there's no need to be so polite. It's inconvenient for us to go out, especially with your child …"

After a long time, the woman finally turned around and led Lu Zhu and the others to the village of Fang that she had previously mentioned …

It seemed that the ancients were truly more simple and unsophisticated than the moderns, if they didn't use tinted glasses to look at the beads, then they would be able to do it with such enthusiasm. It seemed that this trip across the border was really taken care of by the heavens, let's just treat it as a pre-nuptial trip.

Lu Zhu lowered her head to look at the little devil and whispered, "Baby, you have to behave yourself later. Don't speak nonsense, okay? I'll tell you about it later. "

The little demon nodded, holding Lu Zhu's hand tightly.

This was the first time that the little devil had been so obedient, not even responding back with Lu Zhu. It seemed like Lu Zhu was absolutely right about the teleportation this time, it must be because the gods couldn't bear to see Lu Zhu being bullied by the mother and daughter, which was why they were able to make up for it.

Lu Zhu happily followed behind the two aunts.

After walking for about half an hour, they finally arrived at this small village. Upon closer inspection, they realized that this place was truly small. Lu Zhu stared at that tile room in confusion. Didn't they say that all the ancient people lived in thatched huts? Why isn't there anything here? Could it be that the living standards in this era are already very high?