C15 The Great and Profound Art of Drawing

His dark and reddish face was covered in a thick layer of powder, his eyes were the size of mung beans, and his nose was flat and large. What Jiang Chen couldn't stand the most was the thick lips of the person in front of him, which were as red as two sausages.

Jiang Chen suddenly lost the desire to eat.

How the hell did he grow up to look like this?!

Although Jiang Chen was so scared by this woman's appearance that his heart trembled, he did not discriminate at all. He politely opened his mouth and said, "I'm sorry, please move aside. You're blocking my view of people." He had clearly heard a heavenly sound just now.

Jiang Chen stretched his neck and looked around, but there was no one else around.

The woman stood in front of Jiang Chen without moving an inch. She blushed and said softly, "Jiang Chen, hello."

Jiang Chen:...

Jiang Chen's body trembled, he clearly knew that the sound of nature was coming from this woman's sausage mouth.

As expected, one couldn't judge a book by its cover.

"Miss, may I ask if you were calling me just now?" Jiang Chen pointed at himself with a puzzled expression. He didn't know this person.

The woman looked at him and nodded shyly. The thick foundation could not hide the blush on her face.

... "" Jiang Chen's body stiffened as he forced out a smile, "I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else."

"No, no." The woman blushed and shook her head. With her appearance and actions, she looked like a thunderstruck person. "I'm Susan."

Hearing this name, Jiang Chen's mind froze for a moment.

Susan... Susan... Susan...

Isn't this the f * cking person I'm going to go on a blind date with?!

Jiang Chen stared at the woman for a long time and had to admit a fact.

Painting techniques were truly extensive and profound!

He had f * cking turned the tofu dregs into a flower!

Jiang Chen weighed the pros and cons in his heart for a moment, then said seriously: "Sorry, you got the wrong person. I'm not Jiang Chen."

Susan was stunned for a moment, then she sat down opposite Jiang Chen. She ignored his previous words and looked at him with burning eyes. "Jiang Chen, you're even more beautiful than in the photo."

"There's a big difference between you and the photo." Jiang Chen said euphemistically.

"I know," Susan looked at Jiang Chen and said shyly, "Photos can't highlight my beauty."

... Jiang Chen was depressed.

Soong Qizhao finished his meal at his master's house and discussed some academic issues with Jiang's father before driving to his hotel to get his luggage and go home.

This morning, his old master called him early in the morning to urge him to hurry home.

...

At this moment, Jiang Chen was about to go crazy from being tortured by his blind date.

It's not your f * cking fault that you're ugly, but it must be your fault for coming out to scare people!

Especially the shy and yearning look she gave Jiang Chen when she looked at him, the yearning and the determination in her eyes made Jiang Chen even more terrified.

"Chenchen, the more I talk to you, the more I realize that we really are a match made in heaven." Susan blinked her beady eyes and looked at Jiang Chen with deep affection.

Jiang Chen had a look of self-knowledge, "No, I don't think I'm worthy of you."

"No, Chenchen, good horse and saddle, good boat and sail, turtle with mung bean, idiot with brain paralysis, you are my saddle, my sail, my bastard, my idiot."

Susan's loving look made Jiang Chen want to cry.

"Chenchen, I searched for him a thousand times. When I suddenly turned around, that person was in the middle of the night."

Jiang Chen:... Where the f * ck did the light come from in broad daylight?!

"Chenchen, I don't regret my decision even though my clothes have become wider. I am worn out because of you."

Jiang Chen:... Damn it! Where did your flat face come from?!

"Chenchen, let's talk about life and death. Take the hand of your son and grow old with him."

Jiang Chen:...

Every time Susan said a sentence, Jiang Chen's heart would suffer a heavy blow.

When Susan said, "When will we meet again? It was a very embarrassing night." At this time, Jiang Chen finally couldn't hold it in anymore and exploded with the desolate energy that had been suppressed in his body for a long time," Girl, I'm sorry, I already have someone I like. "

Because the other party was a lady after all, Jiang Chen couldn't say too many words, so he could only find an excuse to refuse.

"But your mother said that you don't have a girlfriend." Susan paused and said confidently, "Besides, I think I'm very good. Even if you have a girlfriend and you're not married, I still have a chance, don't you think?"

Jiang Chen really wanted to know where her overflowing confidence came from.

"Chenchen, I think the only person who is worthy of you is..."

"Stop it!" Jiang Chen suddenly slammed the table and interrupted Susan's words. He roared with a ferocious expression, "I don't fucking like women!"

With this roar, Jiang Chen really threw caution to the wind.

Feeling the strange gazes around him, Jiang Chen could only grit his teeth and feel sullen.

He had been forced to say such words, and it was also hard on him, a straight man who only loved big-breasted and cute girls.

"You... What did you say?" Sister Susan finally lost her composure.

Jiang Chen glanced at her, "I don't like women."

"You... You... You..." Susan stared at him in surprise, "Are you gay?"

Jiang Chen nodded, tacitly agreeing.

"No, I don't believe it!" Susan shook her head and wanted to say something, but just as she was about to say something, Jiang Chen spoke first.

"I already have a boyfriend."

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he took out his phone and dialed Zhao Qi's number. As soon as he opened his mouth, he said a sweet "darling." Not to mention Zhao Qi's stunned expression, even Jiang Chen himself couldn't help but have goosebumps all over his body.

During the phone call, other than some nicknames, Jiang Chen had also explained the whole story over the phone. The gist of it was to ask Zhao Qi to come over, and Zhao Qi didn't say a word from beginning to end.

Jiang Chen could also understand that if one day his good brother suddenly called him 'wife' and spoke in all kinds of coquettish ways, he would have long since slapped him.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Chen only hoped that his good friend would come. Because Susan was watching him all the time, he couldn't reveal that it was an act. He could only wait for Zhao Qi to come before acting.

While Susan and Jiang Chen were waiting for Zhao Qi to arrive, Soong Qizhao had also arrived at the hotel where he was staying.

As soon as he entered the hotel, Soong Qizhao saw an extremely strange scene in the dining room. A woman with an extremely ugly appearance was sitting opposite a man. The man's back was facing him, so he couldn't see his face for the time being. His back looked quite fresh, but that woman... He really didn't want to say anything more... She was too attractive.

Soong Qizhao only took a few more glances before walking towards the elevator.

"Wife! I'm here!"

Soong Qizhao's footsteps paused when he heard the clear male voice behind him. Then, he continued to walk forward without batting an eyelid.

However... In the next second, he was firmly hugged from behind, and he had no choice but to stop.

"Wife, I've called you a few times from behind, why didn't you hear me?" The pleasant male voice with a hint of complaint made Soong Qizhao's body stiffen. He subconsciously frowned and wanted to push the person away.

But as soon as he showed signs of pushing, the man held him tighter and said, "My dear, I know it's my fault that I quarreled with you, and it's even more wrong to come to a blind date without telling you. It's my fault, okay?"

Soong Qizhao:... "