C6 Tacos, Perfect Housewife and Fruit

"What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut?" I asked Scarlet as we were sitting outside, having being kicked out a couple seconds ago. Those hoes also took away my fucking vodka. VODKA! Can you believe it? Chivalry is really dead.

Fortunately, the moon shined brightly and beamed on us so there was enough light, I could hear howling from a distance, as people walked in and out of the club, and the trees and bushes ruffled loudly due to the wind. It was scary, is there a horror movie shooting going on or something that I'm unaware of?

Scarlet frowned and pouted as she tapped her head trying to figure it out, then she shrugged her shoulders, "What?"

"Imma cashew" We laughed together really loudly clutching our abdomens. Trying to kill our boredom, we started to crack jokes and laugh as were on crack, but now I was running out of them, this was the last I could think of.

"Awh man, this was a good one" Scarlet said laughing as she slapped my arm. I frowned and hit her back while she look at me confusedly.

"Why'd you hit me?" She pouted and I caressed the place where I hit her and shrugged.

Throwing a rock at a random person, he shrieked and ran away, I sat on the ground thinking over the purpose of our lives and existence.

"Hey! There you are" This dude came out of nowhere grabbing me and then hugged me. I was about to headbutt me when I breathed in his scent. Sandalwood and Cinnamon.

"You smell like my roommate" I mumbled. Then my eye widen as I gasped. What if this dood killed my roommate and now is pretending to be him because I am beautiful, duh, and he thinks I'm his girlfriend or something and now wants to kidnap me as revenge. I immediately acted on instinct and uppercut his nose. He flinched and cupped his nose, looking at me confusedly.

"Where'd you hide the body?" I asked him with a serious expression making him and Scarlet gasped. He look alarmed and at me with a wide gaze.

"What body?" He asked putting a strong facade but I knew the truth. This bitch killed my roommate.

"You killed my roommate" I said with a glare- and omg, I would never get to see his beautiful face and booty never again.

He let out a sigh and ran his hand over his face, "Peaches, your roommate is not dead and in fact standing right in front of you"

"Aww, thank God, not gonna lie you scared me there, I thought I'd never get to your gorgeous hands and booty ever again" I poked his chest and then poked it again. It was firm and felt nice under my finger.

He laughed and then stopped, "Who is she?" He pointed towards Scarlet who laid on the ground talking to a rock. Aww, my baby.

"She is my wife" I nodded with a determined face, "She-She is my wife, we just got married inside the club" I then whispered to him in a low voice, "they kicked me and my wifey out and-and they refused to give me vodka, ok so now we're like gonna live together forever and have some pretty babies together"

He tucked my hair behind my ear and made me wear my jacket, "How do you know they're gonna be pretty?"

Scoffing, I slapped his hard chest and pointed towards Scar and then at me, "Pfft. Have you seen us? We're boootylicious, of course our babies are gonna be pretty"

He cupped my face and kissed my forehead, "Right, let's get home now" As he intertwined our fingers together and started walking. I instantly yelled making him look at me with worry and fright.

"We got to take her with us" I whispered in his ear like it was top notch secret or something, "Poor girl is homeless and I like her she loves unicorn and cheered me when I like totally annihilated this guy's ass like you should've seen his face hahahahaha, I totally broke his nose and his tiny smol dick and laughed at my jokes"

He chuckled and kissed my hand, what's next? This guy would kiss my foot and then the floor I walk on? "You have to tell me more about this guy later, alright?" I nodded my head and smiled when he grabbed Scarlet by her arm, then mine and we started walking.

"Thank you, big dude, I appreciate it" Scarlet nodded and smiled as she continued to trip and walk.

"Where is your car, I don't wanna walk" I whined as my feet were killing me, I should have worn sneakers but then I would've looked like a midget.

"Um-it broke down so we'll have to walk" He said as he hold on to my hand tighter and Scarlet started singing really loudly.

Without any warning I jumped on his back as he took a second to regain his composure and held onto my thighs as I practically strangled him with my arms. Scarlet look up at me and waved. I wave back at her and place my head on his neck wishing to be home.

"I want Tacos"

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Oh gosh, these were the best tacos ever.

I sat on the kitchen counter, swinging my legs back and forth, as I ate this piece of heaven, Scarlet ate her gummy bears, courtesy to Huntaly that bought us this. The elevator was still under maintenance so Hunter carried us in his robust guns. How he still managed to carry us up the ten floors, without breaking a sweat or out of breath, looking like sex on the legs was beyond me.

Hunter sat grumping on the couch like a moody dog looking at me with a pleading face. What the fuck is he pleading for?

"Ok, you guys off to sleep" Hunter said in a mom tone making me roll my eyes as if we are gonna listen to this man.

My boxes were all over the living room, which were mostly clothes, books, accessories, and my personal stuff. Hunter already set up the kitchen and living room making it cozy and all. I tell you, he is perfect housewife, who wakes up extra early to make breakfast for his husband and children and then cleans up the whole house and even makes a batch of cookies for his child but then ends up eating them all waiting for his husband to get home. I giggled to myself.

"No, thank you" I politely smiled at him and finished eating my taco. Man, that was awesome, is there another one around here?

Searching for another Taco, I glanced at Scar who was practically kissing the floor, drooling all over it.

"No, there isn't any taco, you already ate 6 of em, you're gonna go to bed now" He explained to me in soft tone caressing my cheek.

"But I'm not sleepy" I frowned making him pinch his nose. What? How do you force a person to sleep if they aren't? In fact, I'm pretty hyped up right now, could go for a run.

"You can get some Tacos in the morning if you go to sleep when you wake up" He said to me and I perked up at the word 'tacos'

"Tacos? Where are Tacos? I want them right now" I demanded searching around the kitchen but they weren't anywhere. Did this doggie just lied to me?

"Not right now, you can get them in the morning if you go to sleep right now"

"So if I go to sleep right now, will you get me twenty hundred tacos?" I asked him cheekily while he sighed and shook his head.

"No, you can ten, ten tacos" He said to me and I looked at him like he lost his brain.

"Then nope, I'm not going to sleep unless you get me at least 15 tacos" I crossed my arms and looked at him with a 'challenge-me-if-you-dare' look.

"Am I actually negotiating with my drunk mat-" He said under his breath to himself but since I've got super hearing I heard him, "You know what? Fine, I'll get you as many tacos as you want but please get to sleep" I smiled widely and squealed. YES! Tacos domination!

"Ok" I shouted to him, falling on him, and fell asleep on his chest.

Hunter's P.O.V

If you think, carrying two grown woman while they're drunk and hyped up on energy, also when you don't have a car and are alone is easy, think again.

With my precious mate on my back and her friend who matched her level of craziness and energy proved to be a little difficult. What's funny is that her friend is a half human, half wolf, probably living among humans to lead a normal life. How I know this? Easy, being the chosen one and blessed, I can tell what the person is by the scent or smell they give off. Among many other advantages and powers.

I could've used my power to just quickly get home, but I was enjoying my mate on my back very much, as she drawled figures on my back, her warm breath hitting my neck, her occasionally murmuring random stuff while her friend practically slept on me.

After a few time she got off my back and challenged her friend to a race, and they both started running wildly, tripping and then stopped to bully a random person.

Needless to say, it was hard but I enjoyed each and every second. Every second was beautiful and amazing when it was spent with my mate, my beloved.

Right now, she slept on me peacefully snoring cutely, I carried her in my arms to her room and placed her on her bed. I took off her shoes, and wiped her makeup off her face that I have seen her do many times before.

Tucking her in, I placed a light kiss on her forehead before I picked Scarlet from the ground and placed her on the couch, taking her shoes off as well, and placed a light blanket on her.

Standing in the shower, I run my hand through my hair feeling very relaxed and calm. That's all I have ever felt ever since I have found her. Before her, these things felt very foreign to me, I didn't even think it was possible for me to be calm and relaxed, all I ever used to do was just spend my days in strengthening my pack and making it the best. No matter how much I slept, I always woke up tired and grumpy, always snapping at people and being a rude asshole.

But meeting my mate, unlocked a new side of myself that I didn't knew existed. I instantly turned into some whole new person in her presence, she is crazy but she is mine as I am hers.

I can't for the day when she loves me as well and I tell her my reality.

'You're a fucking bastardo' My wolf, Axel, said to me mad about the fact I didn't sleep in the same bed as hers.

Learn some manners, Axel, we don't sleep with a girl until they say so or give us permission. I tried to instill some manners into my wolf but he was a manner less horny piece of shit.

'But I want to be with mate and cuddle her' He whined making me sigh.

Same bud but we have to wait. The greater the wait, the sweeter the fruit.