My Boyfriend Is 700 Years Old/C9 One Slap and Two Break Up!
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C9 One Slap and Two Break Up!

The Yuen laid on the tea table and silently complained, 'This big brother is out of control.' How tactful! Ms. Xiaoxiao's various indicators were clearly out of control like a wild dog that had lost its reins. Why didn't Big Brother tell the truth?

Mo Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and asked carefully, "Then my various indicators have all reached the standard, right?"

Qin Lixuan answered truthfully, "They have all reached the standard."

Mo Xiaoxiao's expression relaxed and said fearlessly, "Then what is there to worry about! Don't bother about it, think so much about wasting electricity! Recently, the battery and gasoline prices have increased again!"

Yuen: Ms. Xiaoxiao is right! Thinking about this, it would be better to save electricity and go to the internet to peek at CEO's novels!

Qin Lixuan was silent. It was because he did not think about it properly. As the most outstanding Mechanical Robot in the galaxy, how could he rely on a female human to feed himself?

Qin Lixuan seriously said to Mo Xiaoxiao, "You do not need to worry about this problem. I will make money with the Yuen to support my family."

Mo Xiaoxiao glanced at Qin Lixuan. "Qin Lixuan, do you know that you are still a shady person? In this era, we need proof of identity for everything we do. In order not to be taken away, you better let me take care of you! "You are my dream realiser!"

After Qin Lixuan heard Mo Xiaoxiao's words, he felt that something was not right.

Mo Xiaoxiao looked at Qin Lixuan, who seemed to be thinking, and continued to ask, "By the way, is my training plan going to end?"

Qin Lixuan glanced at Mo Xiaoxiao and a trace of disdain flashed across his eyes. He said, "The next training plan is indeed not needed..."

"Oh yeah! Long live it! Hahaha, I will say that I, Mo Xiaoxiao, am unique! "

Mo Xiaoxiao waved her pillow and danced on the sofa, scaring the Yuen who was peeking at the CEO's novel. He looked up at Qin Lixuan in a panic. Qin Lixuan calmly looked at the Yuen, "It's fine. She is intermittently crazy. You continue to collect information about this era."

The Yuen looked at Mo Xiaoxiao who was waving the pillow. He was very glad that his little action of reading the novel was not discovered! After taking one last look at Qin Lixuan, Yuen once again immersed himself in the CEO's novel.

Mo Xiaoxiao threw the pillow on the sofa and asked while gasping for breath. "Then can I apply for the job now?"

Qin Lixuan said in a calm tone, "You think too much. Other than the training plan, you still have the test plan that has not been activated. After the test plan, there will be virtual practice. After virtual practice, there will be virtual practice. "And..."

Qin Lixuan was interrupted by Mo Xiaoxiao impatiently, "Stop, stop, stop! Give me a quick death. When can you let me apply for the job? "

Qin Lixuan said, "It will take at least eight years."

Mo Xiaoxiao was shocked. "What?! Say it again!"

Qin Lixuan said calmly, "It will take at least eight years for you to be able to take on the great job of a human soul engineer."

Mo Xiaoxiao looked at Qin Lixuan in disbelief, "You are joking, right? Eight years? It's not a war!"

Qin Lixuan said," I'm not joking. "

Mo Xiaoxiao thought about the hard work she had put in during this period of time and the silly training. Looking at the calm Qin Lixuan in front of her, she could not stay calm anymore and roared. "Are you playing with me! Eight years! Why didn't you say eighty years! Tell me! Are you playing with me? Ah! What sins have I committed!"

Qin Lixuan did not understand why Mo Xiaoxiao suddenly exploded. He was clearly stating objective facts, and there was nothing that could touch her reverse scale. How did Mo Xiaoxiao become like a mad dog?

Human females were really a difficult species to understand, especially the ever-changing emotions and thoughts.

The Yuen was once again pulled out of the novel world by Mo Xiaoxiao. What did big brother do to Ms. Xiaoxiao? Why did he look at Ms. Xiaoxiao so pitifully? And... how sad? Right! It was sad. It had just learned a very appropriate word from a novel.

Qin Lixuan was still so calm. Mo Xiaoxiao was so excited that she stepped on the coffee table with one foot and the other on the sofa. She grabbed Qin Lixuan's collar and roared, "Say, you were joking just now. It was all fake! Tell me!"

Qin Lixuan expressionlessly wiped the saliva that Mo Xiaoxiao spat on his face. He looked up and looked into Mo Xiaoxiao's eyes that were close to his face. He said in a serious tone, "The established truth, you cannot lie to yourself and numb yourself."

Mo Xiaoxiao was furious, "F * ck your sister! F * ck your whole family!"

Qin Lixuan straightened his face and looked at Mo Xiaoxiao, saying, "As a preparatory human soul engineer, you actually said something that goes against science. As a Mechanical Robot, I don't have any family relationship with humans, I don't have a sister, and I don't have a whole family. Your wrong words and actions can easily mislead the children, and affect the future elites of the era."

At the end, Qin Lixuan emphasized," I don't think you are suitable to be an engineer for the human soul. "

Qin Lixuan's words made Mo Xiaoxiao speechless. After a while, Mo Xiaoxiao scratched her hair and pointed at the door and shouted, "Qin Lixuan! Get lost! Get lost far away with your lousy plan!"

The gigantic wheel of friendship sank as soon as it was said to be heavy, without the slightest bit of defense!

Outside the door, Qin Lixuan stood there with an expressionless face. Beside him, the Yuen asked, feeling wronged, "Big Brother, were we kicked out by Ms. Xiaoxiao?"

Qin Lixuan did not reply. At this moment, an old man walked to the staircase with a trembling body. When he saw Qin Lixuan standing outside the door, his eyes froze. Then, he let out a sigh of understanding. "Hey, young man, have you been chased out of the house by your wife?

Qin Lixuan's eyes fell on the old man, but he did not reply. He was still thinking about why Mo Xiaoxiao would be so furious.

Looking at the silent Qin Lixuan, the old man said earnestly, "Young man, as an experienced person, I can totally understand your feelings. As a wife, it's normal to cause trouble without reason. "

Qin Lixuan's gaze landed on the old man's face. When the old man saw Qin Lixuan's' pleading 'gaze, he became even more eager to impart the secret to him.

"Wife, there will always be a few days when you are unreasonable. We old men don't need to care about that. A forceful kiss can solve that. I guarantee that your wife will be obedient, hehehe..."

Qin Lixuan saw that the old man didn't have any expression. After the old man taught him the secret, he hummed a tune and went upstairs.

On the other hand, the Yuen's two eyes sparkled with a blue light and became excited. What the old man said was the truth!

This was what it read in those CEO novels that it peeked at! The female lead was unreasonable and unreasonable. The domineering and cool judges kissed her hard on the wall. Their actions were as fierce as a tiger! The female lead became shy and then nothing happened.

Big Brother could also do the same to Ms. Xiaoxiao, and then it and Big Brother would not have to live on the streets anymore! How wonderful!

After listening to Little Yuan's story (fake) After analyzing, Qin Lixuan adopted the suggestion of his assistant Yuen. Although he didn't understand the meaning of this, since the assistant Yuen, who understood this era better than him, was so certain, That was definitely right. Let's do it this way!

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