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"I say, have you guys discussed it yet?" Gu Chen Xi twisted her body a few times in a slightly manic manner. These two bastards had tied themselves up like streaky pork and were muttering non-stop about it. It was just a matter of family matters.

The two burly men under the tree were still roaring with red faces and thick necks.

"Tree stump, just as I said just now, this wild brat of unknown origins belongs to you, and the piece of land behind the mountain with the cattle will belong to me!" A thin, dark youth pointed at Gu Chen Xi and roared.

Dummies? F * ck me! What kind of bullshit name was this? Gu Chenxi rolled her eyes, she was round and fat. With a flick of her wrist, the hemp rope loosened and she changed into a comfortable position to continue listening.

"No way!" The tree stump immediately retorted, "The woman we stole last time let you have a wife. This time, she won't give in. The land and the cow belong to me. "Black Bean, as a person, one must have conscience. You already have a wife, what is there to fight with me for?"

Black Bean? Gu Chen Xi almost choked on her anger. Heh, these two brothers are really a bunch of turtles and turtles, they're perfect for each other! Looking at its shiny black skin, it looked like a black bean sprout!

Black Bean also felt that he had gone too far. He shook it a few times and sighed, "Tree stump, before I go out, your sister-in-law told me a thousand times to get the land at the back of the mountain, or else she wouldn't let me in. You also know that your sister-in-law is pregnant with a child, so she won't be able to take it. Listen to your brother, this brat belongs to you. If you bring him along and do some private work, wouldn't you have everything? "

"What son of a bitch? "A private job?" The tree stump jumped three feet high and shouted, "Me knows, you already have a wife and children, so it doesn't matter to me anymore, does it? What would a brat like him do? Do you want me to die at the foot of the mountain so that you can be the head of the Qing Mountain Village? Let me tell you, that's impossible, that's impossible! "Your heart will die!"

"Then what do you think we should do?" Black Bean sat down on the ground, spread out his hands, and panted heavily.

"Good!" Good! Good! "Since you're so heartless, then I'll go with you!" The tree stump scratched his head and scratched his ears, his face red from holding in his anger.

"Sigh, cutting off one's robes to sever one's sense of justice!"

The lack of culture was too scary, Gu Chenxi couldn't stand it any longer.

"Right, right, I will cut off all ties with you!" The stump of the tree was being wrenched up and down, until at last …

"Here you go!"

Black Bean was shocked. "You!"

Gu Chen was extremely speechless. These two brothers must have had nothing to do, right? For no other reason than the fact that the tree stump was holding a thread that was less than a finger's length in its hand, she had never seen such a cut of a robe!

"I say, Meat Pig Black Bean, have you two discussed it yet? Why don't I decide for you? "

The two of them turned around and were instantly stupefied. They saw Gu Chen, who had been tied up in all sorts of ways just now, had actually been leisurely sitting on a rock with a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth.

"You, you, you …" The two of them truly could not believe the scene in front of them. Their tongues were trembling like fallen leaves in the autumn wind.

"You what you? "Look at that bear look of yours. You actually dared to tie me up. You must be tired of living, right?" Gu Chen's eyes narrowed, and his hands made cracking sounds as he stepped towards the two of them.

"Dun'er, forward!" With a look from Blackbean, the two of them pounced towards Gu Chen.

"Aiya!

"Hey, hey —"

Screams rang out at the same time as the two of them sat in an indecent posture.

"A tree stump! Did you eat it again? Did you die a heavy death?"

"Damned Black Bean, your bones are hurting me to death!"

"I say …" Gu Chen paused, "Where is this place?"

"Huh?"

The two of them simultaneously looked at Gu Chen Xi and said in unison, "Qing Mountain Village!"

Gu Chen held his forehead and asked again, "What dynasty? Who is the emperor?"

"We don't know. We just knew that there was a town called Qingcheng under the mountain. There was a high-ranking official called Hu Jing. He was extremely fierce."

"God damn it, I won't let you off!"

Gu Chen raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, and a flock of ravens flew by …

Gu Chen looked at the blackened hole on the stone block, seriously suspecting that if he ate any more of these things, his stomach would be pierced.

"Eh, about that, is there nothing else to eat?"

"Boss, this is already good. Most of the things that we brothers robbed have to be given to Lord Hu. Otherwise, we would be chased down the mountain. It would be great if we had this kind of food!" Black Bean skillfully picked up a piece of rock and threw it at the rock. He picked up a piece of rock, dipped it in the water in the bowl in front of him, stuffed it into his mouth and began to chew.

"Your skin is rough, so naturally it's fine. Aren't the old and young sick from eating these?" Gu Chen glanced at the elderly, women and children in the corner of the cave, unable to bear the sight.

"Ai, what else can we do? These days, the officials are even more of a bandit than the bandits. They have forced us bandits to the point that we can't live on anymore!"

"Sigh, I really can't live anymore."

"Down the mountain!" Gu Chen said coldly as he clenched his hands.

"What?" Blackbean raised his head and looked at Gu Chen Xi in disbelief. She was the one who tried to stop them from leaving the mountain two days ago.

"Did you not hear me when I said I would go down the mountain?" Gu Chen raised his eyebrows, feeling that the heavens were unfair. It's fine if you wear it, but it's fine if you wear it to a bandit's nest. In any case, I've never seen anyone from one of the special forces before, but why are they a group of pure and kind bandits? Stupid and cute bandit, a bandit that played the fool?

"Oh, oh, oh!" the boss said, not daring to disobey. The tree stump and Black Bean immediately stood up and led the boss down the mountain to the pit where they had fought so many battles.

"The heck, can you tell me how did you rob me?" As Gu Chen watched the two of them start to put on makeup like clowns, he guessed a few things in his heart. The relationship between them was like a cat pretending to be tiger to scare people! No wonder they were so poor that the tree trunks refused to leave the mountains to rob them.

"Hehe, boss, we can't do anything. We have you, right? If we can't do it in a while, then we'll rely on you to show off our prowess and beg for food for the old and young ones on the mountain!" The tree stump chuckled as the fat on his face trembled.

Gu Chen Xi's eyes rolled back as she felt like she was about to faint. Oh heavens, oh earth, no need to joke around, right?

"Boss, you're here!"

Gu Chen Xi hastily looked over and saw a seventy to eighty year old man driving an ox-cart over. He was immediately enraged. "You two beasts, how dare you rob someone like this?"

The tree stump scratched his head and blushed as he whispered, "We are too weak. We should be alright if others don't rob us. We can still be scared. If we meet a better family, we will definitely be beaten!"

Taking a beating? Gu Chen was once again stunned by Hua Li's beauty. Was a bandit worthy of a beating these days? However, since they had joined the Special Forces, they had to get rid of their shame and restore the strength of the bandits!

"Shut up!" You two won't have the right to talk about robbery in the future, okay? "

"Ai, alright." The two of them looked at each other and replied.

Wait, wait. Just as Gu Chenxi was about to fall asleep, she heard the sound of a pearl ring colliding with one another. She abruptly opened her eyes and was immediately filled with stars.

"Wow, I'm rich, I'm rich, a real tycoon! Look at this fat and robust team of horses, this big and strong follower, that faint fragrance, and that carriage dancing in the golden light …"

Gu Chen Xi unknowingly stood up. If she missed a fat sheep like this, then her name wouldn't be Gu Chen Xi!

"Boss, you're crazy! There are so many of them, and each of them has to spit to drown the three of us!" Black Bean tugged at Gu Chenxi and hurriedly shouted, "This girl doesn't want to live anymore, right?"

However, it was pulled too fiercely, causing Gu Chen Xi to fall into the pit without being able to stabilize herself, causing a wave of dirt to rise up.

On the other side, he heard the commotion and shouted, "Who is it? Come out!"

This time, he couldn't hide it any longer. Gu Chenxi glared at Blackbean, who chuckled and hurriedly lowered his head. "Sorry?"

A person flipped through the air and landed in front of the carriage. He glared at the person in front of him, "I'm the one who planted this mountain, I'm the one who drove this tree. If you want to live from now on, then you'd better scram!"

When the tree stump heard this, his eyes immediately reddened. He ran over and quietly said, "Boss, you said the opposite!"

Ah? No wonder the people in front of him were not only unafraid, they were even laughing, treating him as a monkey!

"Shut up, we were just about to rob you. If you have something to say, go back and say it!" Gu Chen glared back at her. Now that she thought of that phrase, it was like a famous saying: One should not be afraid of god-like opponents, but of pig-like teammates!

"Hahaha!" On the opposite side, the followers of the wealthy horse carriage laughed heartily. It was most likely their first time seeing a bandit like this.

Looking at the peaceful looking, golden-yellow, well-trained, robust men, and the standard, eight-toothed smile in front of her, Gu Chen Xi immediately went berserk, "You bastard, what are you doing robbing, laughing? All of you stand in a row, put your hands over your head and squat down! "Quick, quick, quick!"

The dozens of strong men stood there like pine trees, steady as bells. They did not think much of it. Just as Gu Chen was about to explode, a lazy voice came from the luxurious carriage, "Do as I said!"

In an instant, dozens of strong men covered their heads and squatted down as they counted.

Gu Chen was so frightened that he raised his fist. Only then did he walk towards the golden carriage. When he lifted the curtains, he was instantly stunned.

The man in the car was wearing snow-white clothes, and his hair was as black as snow. Although his face was terrifyingly pale, it was still impossible to conceal his handsome face, and he was leaning on a beauty's pillow, holding a golden stove, lazily and seductively blinking his beautiful eyes, "The King is sparing my life, he wants money, he wants people to give it to him!"

Gu Chenxi admitted that she liked seeing beautiful men, but she had a lot of moral integrity. Just like now, although she really wanted to jump on top of the handsome man to touch his skin and ask how she was going to maintain it, she endured it.

"You, you, what is your surname?" Due to her excitement, she trembled a few times before finishing her sentence.

"My lady is too polite, I am Jun Mo!" He took out a handkerchief and covered the corner of his mouth, coughing a few more times. Only then did he raise his watery eyes and saw that Gu Chen was staring at him without blinking, causing him to almost drool. He lowered his head and said in a small voice, "Your majesty wants money from me, it's fine as long as it doesn't hurt my life!"

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