C6

6. I almost lost my head.

Taro and Gu Shaoqiang waited bitterly for a long time before they found an empty seat. Taro worked for a long time before he finally stopped. The greasy table was filled with delicious food, but in reality, it wasn't much. Of course, Gu Shaoqiang and him usually squatted at home and ate the Guilin Rice Noodle Roll which cost 3 yuan. That kind of life was not something a human should live. In Taro's words, even if he stripped naked and jumped out to fish, he wouldn't be able to get a single strand of meat. "This is not an exaggeration. You will know that this world is a lie once you've eaten it. Although it is called minced meat rice flour, it doesn't actually have meat. It can actually eat people to their deaths even if it is used as nourishing milk powder.

Those who didn't have money were miserable.

In fact, Taro and Gu Shaoqiang never had more than 500 yuan on them, so today was a feast. Gu Shaoqiang rolled up his sleeves. For a buffet worth 20 yuan per person, not returning 25 yuan was a waste.

The taro bought two bottles of Luzhou's old cellar from a grocery store on the street. Compared to the usual 3 yuan bottle of Red Star Second Pot Head, this was already a very high grade one.

"Bro, Gupta!" "I'm convinced, I'm really convinced."

Taro poured wine for Gu Shaoqiang as he smiled devoutly.

Taro should be smiling, but Gu Shaoqiang couldn't.

Both of them went to the Ninth Century to apply for the position of manager, while Taro became the director of the Marketing, while he himself became the director for expansion. If he were to translate the novel into vernacular, he would be a lackey, but the boss turned out to be Chu Ruoqing, who he had just read completely.

Therefore, Gu Shaoqiang clearly realized that he went from being a rogue to a robotic!

Pointing at the Marketing, he said, this is great, the taro only has one tendons and wants to be the manager. Gu Shaoqiang spent most of the night writing down the questions he would encounter during interviews, as well as answering the questions and questions, and it only took twenty minutes for the technique to be used. The taro had actually memorized two all-nights, but fortunately, they were all familiar with each other.

"Gupta, the girl who interviewed me looks really good. A big company is a big company, and the women inside all grow up … "Like flowers, that's what you call fragrance when you talk. It smells so much better than the perfume on those girls on the bus. I almost lost consciousness."

"Taro looked like he was laughing foolishly, and it seemed like he was still not done yet." Those questions I asked you were really all written by you. Back then, I recited them all in reverse, trying to cover everything up so that nothing would leak out. The way that girl looked at me … I've never seen her before, she... She seems to adore me! "

"Look at how good you are. A lousy supervisor can make you laugh like this."

Gu Shaoqiang raised his glass and smiled at him as if it was white.

"What do you mean by 'lousy supervisor'? I just found out that you're giving me 3000 yuan a month and there are more than 10 people under you. No matter what, I'm now a government official."

"Taro pulled at his collar and laughed triumphantly." Look, white collar! We're now a white-collar worker too. "

"That's all you have, a supervisor is already so satisfied. This brother doesn't care, or maybe he won't do it. Since he's come, this brother will let you see what is called the return of a king!"

Gu Shaoqiang drank his wine nonchalantly.

"Brother, why do you only know what they want to ask? I really didn't know. You still have that kind of ability, you can't be calculating, right?"

"F * ck, what's so great about divining? When I was in Harvard …"

"Gu Shaoqiang paused halfway through and said mysteriously as he looked around." "I'll tell you something, I didn't tell anyone else."

Taro came over and asked in confusion.

"What is it?"

"When I was young, it was the New Year. I went to the Spirit Hidden Temple to cause trouble, and there was an old blind man at the door to tell fortunes. I heard that he could feel his bones, and I ran away quickly and accidentally knocked him over. He scolded me as he pulled me up from the ground, but …"

After drinking a few cups of wine, Gu Shaoqiang seemed to be floating and very unrestrained.

"What was the result?"

Taro asked curiously.

"You couldn't believe it even if I said it, you kneeled down right there and then! There are a lot of people, so they only said two sentences: Tiantai Wen Qing Huo Feng Long and Yin Chang Yang Xing Chi, do you know the meaning of those words, if you say them, you will be scared to death! "

the man with the taro asked with his eyes wide open. His brain was almost as simple as his.

"Old blind man, kneel down …" "What do you mean, you won't say that you will be rich in the future, right?"

Gu Shaoqiang smiled proudly and put his head in front of Taro. After a short pause, he said solemnly.

This is called the life of an emperor, do you understand? If I, your brother, was born in ancient times, I would be a monarch that ruled over the world! In this world, even you are your elder brother's life, only your elder brother is happy!

"Then... "Then I want to become the Prime Minister!"

Taro was actually extremely serious.

"Prime Minister... If your stomach can't support the boat, you can just be the Minister of Imperial Household. How good would it be to stay by my side. "

"That's a eunuch, I'm not a eunuch. My mom is still waiting for me to bring back her daughter-in-law!"

Taro shook his head in disbelief.

"It's easy to find a wife, don't you see that there are a lot of flower girls in Ninth Century. Let me tell you, women nowadays are all very realistic.

"What's three 180?"

"Height of 180 cm. House of 180 sq cm …" "Below."

Gu Shaoqiang said meaningfully as he pointed to the space between Taro's legs. The following thing is going to be 180 MM... Hehe, the first two are Houtian disciples, you're not bad, but the last one is Xiantian, you're not up to the standard, hahaha. "

Taro shook his head and said after thinking for a long time.

"My mom said that as long as a man has the ability, he shouldn't be afraid to find a wife. Now that I'm a supervisor and do my job well, I don't believe that I can't find a good wife.

"Why do you keep thinking about this all the time? Is it good that you found her? Senior, you have to comprehend it completely, woman …" It was best not to provoke this thing, as it would drag you down for the rest of your life. "Brother, today I must toast you with this goblet of wine no matter what."

"Taro picked up his wine cup with great respect." "Before, I thought you were trying to trick me, but who would have known that you could actually do it. Now, I no longer have to hang on a rope and swing on the roof every day. If it wasn't for you, I would be here today."

"It's actually very easy to get in. Trouble is, how long can you sit in the office?"

Gu Shaoqiang took a sip and said as if he had thought of something. "Bro, if we were to say that wiping the outer walls was dangerous before, then being a white-collar worker is not a good job compared to being in the office."

"Being a white-collar worker is even more dangerous than wiping the outer walls?"

"Of course, I have never heard that the workplace is like a battlefield, every day is filled with deceit and scheming. With your little intelligence, putting you in Ninth Century is like putting a sheep in a pack of wolves, leaving you with nothing!"

Gu Shaoqiang said seriously. When we were swinging the steel wire, we accidentally dropped it. Pa! On the surface, everyone was acting in harmony, all they were doing was stabbing others in the back, all of them were soft knives, and there was no blood to be seen even if they stabbed them in the back. Do you see how many positions a Ninth Century has in charge of management and how many people there are waiting to climb up there?

"Bro, Gupta, that... "Then what should we do in the future?"

Taro said with some lingering fear.

"It's nothing much, I was the one here, it's just a little bit, stop talking!" Remember, with your intelligence, it's wrong to say too much. Now that you're the supervisor, the people below have to listen to you and use your resources rationally. Let the people below do everything, don't offend anything. "

"It's that simple?"

"Simple? "F * ck, you think it's easy? Just do it and you'll know how difficult it is. How many people have been able to do this for thousands of years?"

As soon as the taro was served, he put it down after a moment's thought.

"Gupta, when you came to work at the home management company, we were assigned to work together. I remember you telling me that you came out to work for your family because you didn't have any money, neither did you have any education. How do you know so much?"

Gu Shaoqiang was momentarily speechless. He lit up a cigarette and smiled helplessly.

"She went to school on TV."

"Since I can also learn so much on TV, I'll have to watch more TV in the future!"

Taro nodded and murmured seriously.

Gu Shaoqiang shook his head and smiled bitterly as he said that, while patting Ye Zichen's shoulder.

"Brother, I was the one who brought you in Ninth Century, in short, I will have a bite of food, and then I will definitely have a bite of yours, and it doesn't matter if you want to earn silver or find a wife, I agree, you just wait and see, sooner or later, Ninth Century will belong to us two, and at that time, whoever you point at will be the woman inside the palace. From today onwards, mine will be yours, and yours will be mine! Do you understand? "

Taro nodded with a silly smile and continued to pour wine for Gu Shaoqiang. His eyes were full of worship.

"Again …" "Go get two plates of fat cows, and one plate of hairy tripe as well!"

Gu Shaoqiang said with his mouth full of grease.

"You're still eating? You've already exceeded the limit for today."

Taro said painfully as he counted the plates on the table.

"I haven't eaten my fill yet. Oh, right, that's right. I'll just casually pay the bill!"

Gu Shaoqiang didn't even raise his head as he focused on fishing the fish that had slipped through the net.

"Why is it me again? I didn't come here to ask you to pay."

"Look at you, kid, I've just told you that from today onwards, mine will be yours and yours will be mine. Spending money to pay the bill is the same as me paying the bill, do you understand?"