C8 'This group of freaks! '

When he went to rest at noon, the company was completely empty. Gu Shaoqiang walked around the huge company and realized that there was no one who was looking straight at him. Either that, they were all busy with their own things, or wolfing down their own food.

did not even know where he should be sitting, he ordered a serving of takeout and spent another 10 yuan, saying it was two meat and one vegetable. However, Gu Shaoqiang spent a long time to find a piece of meat that looked very small, like a piece of meat, in his mouth, it was so small that even the gaps between his teeth could be seen, the chef thought it was f * cking invincible, this kind of cutting technique and cost control concept was hard to not get rich.

"Is that all you eat?"

The man with a crew cut who spoke to Gu Shaoqiang was the first person in the Ninth Century to speak to him on his own accord, so he felt extremely close.

"What else can you eat if not this? Oh, my name is Gu Shaoqiang, I am new to the treasure trove, I have to pay my respects to the mountain. "

Gu Shaoqiang said as he took out his cigarette and handed it over.

"My name is Wei Xiaowu, there's no need to pay respects to the mountain. In the future, brothers will take care of each other, here ?"

Wei Xiaowu looked around warily, lowered his voice, and said to Gu Shaoqiang cautiously. This is not a place for us men to stay, it's too dangerous, I can see through it, don't say that I didn't warn you, but in the future, you have to learn to be human with your tails between your legs, in this Ninth Century, us men are the lowest level animals in the biological chain, anyone can eat us, sigh, after saying so much you won't be able to remember, just remember, once you meet a woman, you have to hide as far away as you can, and the prettier you are in the company, the more you have to be careful, you can't spit out anything. "

Wei Xiaowu seemed to have a lot of experience, but seeing his expression, it was as if he was hiding in the forest fearfully and avoiding a predator's gaze that made Gu Shaoqiang feel helpless, Gu Shaoqiang felt extremely sympathetic.

In the company, Gu Shaoqiang gave a preliminary estimate, there were at least 3 to 4 beauties, there were many people like Zhao Qianning and Chu Ruoqing, and as for those that fit Gu Shaoqiang's standards, there were even more.

If these beauties were in the ancient times, Gu Shaoqiang could guarantee that they would be at least at the talented level. But to think that Wei Xiaowu was so unruly amongst the flowers, Gu Shaoqiang was somewhat disappointed.

Wei Xiaowu ate omelet, and was not much better off than Gu Shaoqiang. Regarding his question just now, Gu Shaoqiang was very curious.

"You ate omelet at noon? Brother, your life doesn't seem to be any better than mine. "

"Not just at noon, I'll have this in the morning as well!"

Wei Xiaowu ate with relish, and said indifferently.

"You like omelet?"

"No, my girlfriend can only cook this, so there's no way to make do with it."

"Just by knowing how to make omelet ? Then, don't you eat the same thing every day? "

"It's not the same!"

"What's different?"

"It's hot in the morning but cold in the afternoon ?"

Gu Shaoqiang finally understood why this brother hated women so much. With such a girlfriend, it was no wonder that he would turn a blind eye to this company's spring color, and even felt a bit of hatred towards evil.

"Then don't you know how to buy something hot to eat?"

"And you have to pay off the mortgage. My wife gives me 10 yuan a day for pocket money, and I have to buy cigarettes and a car. Do you think I don't want to!?"

Gu Shaoqiang was startled, then laughed with the half of the cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth, and jokingly said.

"Your family has been blessed with talents before. Wei Xiaobao, what a hero this Master Wei is. He has been through a thousand flowers and never touched a single leaf. His seven wives can be taught to perfection. Ai ?" There's only one word between your name and that of Lord Wei's. Say ? Why is the difference between people so huge? "

"Forget it, that's just a lie. I only have a girlfriend, I want to die everyday. If you really give me seven wives, I don't know how I'll die."

Wei Xiaowu dragged a chair and sat beside Gu Shaoqiang, and said seriously. You too, don't say that I didn't warn you, don't look at how many beauties there are in this company, don't be fooled by these monsters. The yin aura in the nine days is too dense, if it wasn't for me, I would have already lost my job.

"Why do you sound like a chatterbox ?"

Gu Shaoqiang felt goosebumps all over his body after hearing what Wei Xiaowu said.

"What's the worth of a chat? At the very least, if a female ghost were to kill you, there would be an opportunity to touch or kiss you before that." At the very least, when a female ghost was killed, there would be an opportunity to touch or kiss you before that.

Wei Xiaowu took a bite of the pancake and said sincerely to Gu Shaoqiang.

"It can't be! I feel pretty good. At least right now, I've met three female colleagues. Two of them were kind to me.

"Sigh ?" "You're a newbie, so you'll understand soon enough. It's rare to meet someone like you in this company, so I'll teach you a lesson. Do you know what it means to be a beautiful woman?"

Gu Shaoqiang shook his head in a daze, Wei Xiaowu casually pulled a tissue to wipe the corner of his mouth, and said to Gu Shaoqiang meaningfully.

"If you want a beautiful woman, you have to pay money and time, right?"

Gu Shaoqiang nodded his head.

"This means that women = time + money, but we have always said that time is money, and that is time = money. If that is the case, then we can calculate that woman = money X money = (money) square."

Gu Shaoqiang was not very sensitive to math. After hearing Wei Xiaowu's explanation, he could not keep up with's tempo at all.

Wei Xiaowu disapproved and continued her analysis without restraint.

"At the same time, we clearly know that money is the source of all evils. In other words, money is the source of all evils." Woman =??, the result is already obvious... "Woman = Demon!"

"You're too talented!"

Gu Shaoqiang looked at Wei Xiaowu with his mouth agape. Actually, even now, Gu Shaoqiang still did not understand the conversion process that he had, but regarding the conclusion he had reached, Gu Shaoqiang had a deep impression.

Woman = Demon!

No matter how beautiful a woman was, she was still a demon ?

Wei Xiaowu magically came to a shocking conclusion in front of Gu Shaoqiang, for which Gu Shaoqiang gained a lot. Seems like there were many hidden talents and experts around, but Gu Shaoqiang had always thought that Wei Xiaowu was too prejudiced against women, and the hatred he had towards them blinded him, causing him to be unable to see anything, even if it was a room full of flowers and spring colors.

At the same time, Gu Shaoqiang decided to find a chance to properly enlighten Wei Xiaowu.

Child! Don't be afraid, if there really is a demon in this world, then there is also an Almighty God.

This brother's existence is destined to subdue this group of monsters. If I don't enter the Infernal Realm, then whoever enters it will be done in a more violent fashion!

When he was thinking about these words, Gu Shaoqiang was squatting on the toilet bowl in the bathroom, still thinking about how he should explain Wei Xiaowu's unparalleled classical deduction to Taro after returning in the evening. Maybe it was because Wei Xiaowu explained it too quickly, or because the principle was too deep, or maybe it was just because Gu Shaoqiang remembered it halfway, and was even thinking of letting him explain it to him again after he went out.

There were voices talking outside, the laughter was lustful and lustful, the mesmerizing voice was unbearable to hear. Gu Shaoqiang was really curious as to how a man could have such laughter.

Gu Shaoqiang basically couldn't understand all of the topics of discussion, he could only vaguely remember that there was Botox ? Celestial Water... SPA and yoga.

Gu Shaoqiang put on his pants and walked out in confusion. He originally wanted to go out and find out what was going on, but when he opened the door, he froze on the spot.

Han Xi and Chu Ruoqing stood in front of Gu Shaoqiang.

Gu Shaoqiang's hand stopped at the zipper on his pants, his mind a blank, his mouth still holding the fashion magazine he brought in when he came in.

Screech! An ear-piercing scream!

Just like an air-defense alert, it sounded once again. In the short span of a few days, this was the second time Gu Shaoqiang had experienced an air-raid alarm.

The sun!

There was no urinal in the bathroom, so Gu Shaoqiang must have been so focused on reading the colorful illustrations in the magazine when he first came in that he had forgotten to look at the logo on the door.

There was someone more unlucky than him, standing in the ladies' room innocently. Outside, there was a huge commotion.

Gu Shaoqiang deeply understood one principle.

That is, people who are awesome are all alike, and people who suffer have their own hardships.

Just like him, all sorts of difficult situations had been solved. It could be said that he was a fighter in the middle of a difficult situation ? Actually, it should be called an aircraft carrier.

The first time was when he mistakenly entered the room and was accused of peeping.

The second time was to brazenly talk to the beautiful director about the 3P.

The third time was to go straight to the ladies' room...

Was there any story that was even more ridiculous than this? Gu Shaoqiang racked his brain but was unable to come up with anything.

When Gu Shaoqiang walked out, he found that the outside was filled with gnashing of teeth demons.

Right! The devil.

Wei Xiaowu was right, Gu Shaoqiang now agreed with his brother's judgement, at least until now, Gu Shaoqiang had not seen God come to save him.

A group of sinister looking demons wanted to grind Gu Shaoqiang to dust.