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No matter how stupid the meatloin was, it understood the situation it was in. It immediately changed directions and showed Mo Bao that it was a useful beast, "I can watch the door, clean it, chop firewood and cook it, wash clothes and hammer the back, warm the bed, and nurse the child …"

Blow on the back? Warm bed? You wish! He kicked the meatloin out of the restaurant with one leg