C14

"Luck, this brat's f * cking luck, it's just a coincidence!" "Up, up!" Hu Qianfa let out a strange cry, and pushed the lackey in front of him towards me.

Ah!" That hoodlum, who was pushed back by me, had a ferocious look on his face. He gave a shout to cheer himself up as he swung his fist towards me.

"Holy sh * t, so fierce?!" I shouted in my heart, but just as I was about to retreat, my body actually flew out of my control. With a beautiful 360 degree turn in the air, my right leg lifted up high before kicking downwards towards that hoodlum's skull.

When this fellow saw me 'fly' up, he was stunned. In response, he let out a blood-curdling screech and fell to the ground.

"Ada! I, Ah, Ada! " I landed on the ground and assumed a beautiful posture. I couldn't help but let out a strange cry that was similar to that of Bruce Lee! I, I shouted? Was it me? I reached out my hand to cover my mouth as I looked dumbfoundedly at the big man who was selling the meat at the side. I asked, "Was it me who shouted that just now?"

The man looked at me in a daze and nodded his head.

"Damn it, I guess you have balls, you are also a native of Ximing City! We shall not see each other again. Don't let me touch you again! " Hu Qianfa jumped two steps forward, his face full of anger and malevolence as he pointed at me and yelled. But at the same time he shouted, he already started to stumble as he ran, and the two little brothers on the ground also forced themselves up, supporting each other as they ran.

"Tch!" I shook my bangs coquettishly and rushed forward to help the old man up. I looked at the old man and noticed that his clothes were dirty but did not look like he was wearing anything. Fortunately, there seemed to be nothing wrong with his knees as I asked, "Grandpa, are you alright?"

I couldn't care less about the dirty mud on the old man's body as I helped him up from the ground. However, the old man was already old, so after he stood up, his right hand subconsciously moved towards his right knee.

"Uncle, why don't you give your family a call. This City People's Hospital is not far ahead, I'll carry you there first. You can ask your family to come to the hospital and pick you up." After saying that, I turned around to pat my back and said smilingly, "Come up, Gramps. However, I've said it already. Don't lie to me when we arrive at the hospital! I am a poor man! "

"Oh boy, thank you so much." The old man shakily placed his hand on my shoulder and I carried him on my back as I walked towards the hospital. The old man fearfully said behind my back, "Just now, but, but, you really scared me. I've never seen such an unreasonable person before! And with so many people watching them beat up the old man for no reason, no one would have helped. If it wasn't for you, young man, I really don't know what to do."

"Hey, grandpa, this is how society is now. I'm not scared either. I have nothing. I just graduated and have no money, no car, and no house. I only have one life." I shook my head and laughed at myself.

Haha, stop calling me grandpa. Just call me uncle Lin." Young man, let me tell you, this is exactly what I like about you. You are not afraid of not having money or a car or a house, but you are ambitious. Didn't I also graduate from college? But I'm fine now. I have a daughter who graduated with a Ph.D. and can now be a manager in a big company. " "Old Uncle Lin laughed as he chatted with me. I discovered that this Old Uncle Lin was quite interesting, a rather funny old man.

I sent him to the hospital's nurses station, just as Liu Qing called to urge me to hurry up and ask if I had bought soy sauce for the brothel. Old Uncle Lin seemed to hear that someone was waiting for me, he raised his head and smiled at me: "Aiya, it's been a long time since anyone has chatted with my old man, you don't need to worry about me young man, I'll call my daughter and she'll be coming to pick me up. I also have a medical insurance card with me, so I put it with my identity card. "Don't worry, there's a nurse taking care of me here."

I looked at the nurse who was mixing medicine at the side, and then shifted my gaze back to Old Uncle Lin. "Alright, then I will leave first, Uncle." After saying that, I hurriedly picked up the soy sauce that was placed by the side and ran off.

I could vaguely hear the old uncle patting his thigh in frustration. He chased after me and shouted, "Hey, young man! I still haven't asked for your name. Leave me your phone number. This old man will find an opportunity to thank you!"

"I'm just a soy sauce user, there's no need!"

When I returned home, Junior Sister took the soy sauce from my hand and smelt it on my body. After confirming that there was no woman's fragrance on me, she relaxed and returned to the kitchen. She even muttered in a weird voice, "Why does it smell like medicine?"

"It's really a dog." I replied in my heart. I looked at Junior Sister's busy figure in the kitchen and sat down on the sofa, I couldn't wait to take out my phone and send a message to the monk. I didn't expect him to send me a video invitation just as I opened my chat with the monk.

Am I going to die in broad daylight? This, this is a bit sudden, do you want to pick it up? Answer it. Monks shouldn't be evil spirits. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to help me do this. I thought for a moment, glanced at the kitchen, stealthily ran back to my room, clenched my teeth, and pressed the button for the video call.

I held my breath, ready to watch a horror movie. But instead, there was a misty whiteness that resembled a fairyland. I looked up and down, but didn't see the bald monk. Where was he? Hiding behind the fog? Is this a fairyland? F * ck, Monk, you can't be a god, right? If you really are ? What the f * ck!

Before I could finish speaking, the video suddenly changed and a large wooden bath barrel appeared. An old bald monk sat in the tub with bare shoulders and a pair of bright and spirited eyes staring straight at me. His chin was so white that it was half filled with water, like a carrot in the process of washing vegetables, which was floating in the water.

I gulped and the hand that was holding onto my phone trembled. This monk's appearance was similar to the wretched old monk that I had in mind, but his wet appearance had caught me off guard. I looked at the old monk's eyes awkwardly. Master, you ? this isn't too good, is it? "After meeting her for just a short while, I can already feel your unrestrained and unrestrained character."

"This old monk just happened to be taking a bath and was in a good mood, so I wanted to tell you something." The monk remained expressionless as he moved his mouth along with his beard. The scene was rather strange.

However, it seemed like it was more comfortable being a ghost than people thought. He could even take a f * cking bath? I shook my head and chuckled. After all, the monk had helped me earlier, "Master, I also wanted to find you. I beat up those three scoundrels, so you must have helped me, right? Then will I be invincible in the future? Oh, by the way, you're not asking for money, are you? I, I don't have any money left, and the last bit of my savings have all turned into soy sauce. "

The monk's cold, paralyzed face suddenly broke into a smile like a mama's when I entered a nightclub with millions of dollars in cash. With all my years of experience, this smile was only meant for profiteers, and once I saw it, it was a sign of money being squandered.

"Benefactor, don't worry. This old monk knows that you don't have any money left." The monk seemed to notice the panic in my heart, and he smiled like a neighbor grandpa: "You see, this old monk helped you out of his own free will. In the past, this old monk came to you because you were the only one who could send money to the old monk. But now, after this morning's competition, the old monk has found out that you are a rare IT talent. "Aiya, in short, this old monk really likes you. As long as you are willing to be my disciple, from now on, we will be one family. If there is a need, if there is a need, if there is a need, there is a need!"

"Sigh, after all this time, Master Master wants to accept me as his disciple! "Hey, why didn't you say so earlier? You made me so nervous, hahaha!" I laughed out loud. My face couldn't help but reveal a happy expression as though I had found money. After my laughter faded, I couldn't help but laugh. "Hahaha! Aiya!"

This old monk is indeed number one in the world. Just that segment of code was already so awesome. If I were to learn all of his skills, who would this IT world let go of? Ah?! This is a pie from the sky.

"So you're saying that Benefactor has agreed? If you agree, this old monk is willing to pass down all the knowledge I have learnt throughout my life to the benefactor, allowing you to inherit my legacy. " The monk seemed even more excited than I was and almost stood up from the barrel.

"Hey, hey, hey, master, pay attention to your image and your eyes. Oh, no, no, it's not appropriate for children. Y-you are a family member, a family member." I hastily reached out my hand to block the screen. After a pause, I smiled and said, "Why not? I agree."

"Good, good, good!" The monk said 'good' three times loudly and brought his head close to the screen. He stared at me and said, "If that's the case, this old monk will bestow upon you the name of Air God. From now on, I will teach you the number one program in the world and the number one Buddhist spell in the world."

"Hehehe, good, good!" I smiled and nodded my head. However, I vaguely heard something that was different. After thinking for a while, I raised my head and asked the monk, "Wait, what the hell is this magic name and buddhist magic? I, I'll just follow you and learn the procedures. Why would I need to learn Buddhist magic? "

"If you don't learn Buddhist arts, how are you going to manage it in the future?" The old monk looked at me with a stunned expression. After hearing that, I opened my mouth and looked at him with a stupefied expression. After a long time, I raised my finger and pointed at my nose and shouted, "Old bald donkey, you want me to be a monk? Air generation? You might as well just let me, DogLeading! I will not do it, I will not do it, and I will not be your disciple either! "

F * ck, what a joke. If I become a monk, I can't eat meat, and I can't pick up girls. I won't be thinking about sleeping goddess anymore, even if I die.