C15

"No, no!" "Sir, the most important thing for a person to do is to be honest. You promised me just now." The monk immediately raised his hand to stop me from hanging up the phone. He frowned and said with a face full of unwillingness, "So what if I am a monk? Other than the callus on my right hand after decades of being a monk, there is nothing else bad about it.

"I won't do it. If you have the ability, then go ahead and beat me to death." I shook my head vigorously without thinking. This was something that could not be compromised.

"Aiyo, I'm so angry, I'm so angry, I'm not going to talk to you anymore!" In any case, this old monk will not give up. You are the best person to inherit my mantle, one day you will promise me that! "

"Fuck you!" Without even thinking, I immediately hung up, put down my phone and shook my head, cursing: "Crazy monk, I, Jiang Xiaofo have a name that has the word Buddhist in it and wants to be a monk? If I had a Japanese character in my name, would I have to go up to the sky and be the sun? F * ck, if there's a word in my name, then I ? "Cough, cough."

I picked up my cell phone to take a look. Just as I was about to lock up the screen, I realised that the monk's WeChat name had changed. His "old monk" had now become "Master Jiang Xiaofo".

"F * ck, how could there be such a shameless monk, such a shameless ghost!" I wailed in pain and slapped my forehead.

"Xiaofo, come out and eat!"

"Oh, I'm here!"

After busying myself for an entire morning, Liu Qing and I finished eating the noon meal with the Red Braised Ribs and a few side dishes. Liu Qing instructed me to go and wash the dishes, and then went to take a nap; I obediently went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and then returned to my room. Just as I laid down to sleep, my phone started to ring, and when I took it out to see that it was Lin Weiwei calling me, I immediately sat up, swallowed a mouthful of saliva to moisten my throat, and closed the door.

"Xiaofo, I'm sorry to bother you again." The moment the goddess opened her mouth, she sounded a little apologetic. I immediately shook my head and said, "I won't disturb you, I won't disturb you. There's something wrong with me. If I don't make a few phone calls today, I'll feel uncomfortable."

"Ah?" You, you're making me happy again. " Although Lin Weiwei said that, he still couldn't help but burst out laughing. He paused for a moment before saying: "Xiaofo, do you have time tonight? I want to meet with you. Well, five o'clock. "

When I heard that, I was stunned. I raised my right hand and pinched my own face. Am I hearing things? The goddess actually took the initiative to ask me out?

"Why, don't you have time? "If you don't have time, I ?" The goddess saw that I didn't answer because I didn't have the time.

No, "I was afraid that I would miss this opportunity, so I hurriedly went back. My tongue felt like it was tied. I lifted my hand to scratch my hair and chuckled." "No, can you tell me why you're looking for me?

"I can't say it on the phone now. Oh, let's meet in the evening. Do you know the garden plot? It's that guy on Lijiang Road, I'll be waiting for you at the entrance of the district. " Lin Weiwei's tone was a little awkward, as if there was something hard to say.

I do know about the garden plot, that place where the bus stop for the public transport used to be at work. I thought about it and nodded: "Alright, then see you tonight."

"En, see you tonight."

After hanging up, I rolled off the boat like a lazy donkey and took out my suitcase from the wardrobe. I wanted to go see the goddess with my most handsome clothes. I wanted to sleep for a while, but when I thought about that 5 o'clock being my 'date' with the Goddess, I could wake up with a smile. No matter what, I couldn't sleep until 3 o'clock, so I couldn't take it anymore. After randomly finding a reason to leave Liu Qing at home, I rushed towards garden plot.

It was four o'clock when the garden plot arrived. I waited at the door for more than an hour before I finally saw the goddess come down from the bus stop not far away; the weather was a little chilly today, and the goddess wore a long brown sweater that reached to her ankles. She wore a pair of mischievous black muffins and a lady's purse with a little black and red on her shoulders.

With an apologetic expression, she ran over to me and gently lifted her long black hair behind her ears. She awkwardly gritted her teeth as she said, "Have you been waiting for a long time? I, my car broke down, so I had to take the bus. "

"No, no, it was just five o'clock. I came early, oh, no, oh, I didn't arrive too early, it was only five minutes ago." You have to be elegant, don't let a woman think you're always on her side.

"Big Bro, you've already been standing here for an hour, why don't you buy me a candied fruits instead?" Suddenly, the person beside the bus stop selling candied fruits intentionally said this in retaliation for not buying his candied flakes.

I lowered my head in embarrassment as I paid my respects to the family of Sugar Gourd. Lin Weiwei actually burst out laughing. She reached out and patted my shoulder as she bit her lips and said to me, "Xiaofo, I've come to find you this time to ask you to help me with something."

"Ah?" "What is it?"

"Come home with me, my home is in garden plot, come home with me, be my boyfriend." Lin Weiwei said with a serious face.

Ah!" I screamed it out loud. I didn't know why I screamed it myself, but I felt my cheeks begin to heat up. It was definitely a deep red. Am I hearing things? Goddess, why did you ask me to follow her home so straightforwardly? You want me to be her boyfriend? Could it be that I have reached the late stage of diaosi, and my fantasies are indistinguishable from reality?

"Eh, Xiaofo, don't misunderstand me. I, I didn't mean it that way." Lin Weiwei hurriedly explained.

"Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you really mean it that way. As a person, I am more willing to help others." I laughed.

Don't joke with me." Lin Weiwei blushed and looked at me bitterly, saying, "I wanted you to come home with me and pretend to be my boyfriend. I have an aunt who has always wanted to get me and the son of one of her colleagues together, and I've seen her do it once, but my aunt refused to let me go, saying that man is suitable for me, but this time she actually took me directly to my house. I was really annoyed, so I told them that I already have a boyfriend, but my aunt and father both told me to bring my boyfriend home for dinner tonight ?" "I ? I can only look for you." "You ? you.

So that's what happened. It made me so excited for nothing. However, I was still very happy that the Goddess thought of me at this moment. This at least proved that my image in the Goddess' heart was still very high, and it met the requirements and image of her boyfriend.

At today's meeting, Xu Li is going to hold a meeting. Originally, I wanted him to pretend to be my boyfriend, because I was raised by my father, so he had high expectations for me, and his future son-in-law is also very high expectations. He always says that he must find a boyfriend for him to see. " Lin Weiwei said from the side.

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"Xiaofo, don't misunderstand me." Lin Weiwei seemed to think that she said the wrong thing. She raised her head and looked at me awkwardly: "What I mean is, Xu Li meets the requirements of the elders even more, but not my requirements. Actually, in my opinion, you are even more outstanding than Xu Li. At that time, if my father or aunt says anything unpleasant to you, you, you have to take more responsibility. After tonight, everything will be fine, and at that time, I'll treat you to a meal to express my thanks.

"Accept, why not!" I'm fine anyway. " I, Jiang Xiaofo, have always had a thick skin since I was young. To be able to be the boyfriend of a goddess, even if it's just for show, I'm willing to do it for just one night.

Lin Weiwei was surprised for a moment, and after reacting for two seconds, he stepped forward and hugged my arm: "Then let's go."

"Hahahaha!" I laughed out loud as I shouted excitedly in my heart. Together with the goddess, I turned around and walked into the district. What was the feeling of being held by a goddess? When I followed her to the district, all the men first looked at the goddess before carefully sizing me up. Regardless of whether they were old or young, the same words were written on their faces and expressions: "The man beside this woman must be very rich!"

But so what? I liked their expressions that were full of envy, jealousy, and couldn't do anything to me. At this moment, I felt that the entire world was mine, and as I walked, I casually hugged onto Lin Weiwei's shoulder; Lin Weiwei stopped walking for a moment, glanced at my hand to the left, then turned his head back and looked at me with an embarrassed expression.

"Cough, cough." I hastily coughed dryly twice, then dejectedly put my hand down to grab my back, pretending that nothing had happened. In that instant, I realised that Lin Weiwei was not my real girlfriend, but was still the goddess that was slightly away from me.

"Dad, I'm back." As Lin Weiwei changed his shoes, he shouted towards the house. "Xiaofo, quickly come in, Father! "Hey, where's my dad?"

"Sigh, Weiwei, you're finally back!"

I was still changing my shoes, and instead of hearing my uncle's voice, I heard the voice of a woman. I looked up and saw a woman in her forties or fifties, wearing reading glasses, walking over with a smile.

She seemed to be greeting Lin Weiwei, but in reality, her peripheral vision was continuously sizing me up. When she saw that I was dressed simply, her eyebrows immediately flew up, not putting me in her eyes. I remember Lin Weiwei saying that she never had a mother since she was young, so this person should be her aunt. I also noticed that there was a man standing by Lin Weiwei's aunt's side.

The man was a head taller than me, about 1.8 meters tall. His face was white and clean, and he had a wooden frame of old glasses with a light blue denim shirt and black pants. He gave off a very clean and knowledgeable feeling, like a scholar with creases.

"Weiwei." The man laughed as he called out to Weiwei. From start to finish, he didn't even look at me, as if I didn't even exist. I had a feeling that this dinner tonight would not be as easy as Lin Weiwei had said it would be.