My Wife Is A Fairy/C16 That Slap in the Face
+ Add to Library
My Wife Is A Fairy/C16 That Slap in the Face
+ Add to Library

C16 That Slap in the Face

The young medical examiner's eyes widened, his throat rolled and gurgled, and he desperately tried to grab the dry hands at his neck. With a loud scream, the corpse behind him immediately sat up, opened its stinky mouth, and fiercely bit his neck.

"Ah!" The young medical examiner let out a pig-slaughtering scream.

The people next to him screamed in fear. They jumped away as if they had been electrocuted and ran outside. At this moment, Captain Zhu was the calmest and bravest of them all. He rushed forward and pulled the trigger at the head of the corpse. Bang! However, the dead body did not fall down after being shot at. Instead, it went into a rage and pounced towards Captain Zhu with a ferocious expression. It had amazing strength. In a hurry, Captain Zhu didn't even have time to fire as he was pressed down to the ground by the corpse.

Wuuwaa! The shriveled face of the dead man was twisted as he opened his mouth and was about to bite Captain Zhu's neck.

"Daolord Solesky, the order is as urgent as a law. Palmar Thunder!"

I didn't hesitate to slap the back of the corpse's head. In an instant, a lightning vortex appeared in my palm, and after a series of crackling sounds, it exploded with a bang. Under my Palmar Thunder's attack, the corpse's head exploded into pieces like a watermelon on the ground. Then, the rest of the body pressed onto Captain Zhu's body.

At this moment, Captain Zhu's face was filled with the stinky flesh of a dead body's head exploding. He was so scared that his eyes were wide open as he roared. His voice thundered through the room, ringing in one's ears.

"Hey, Captain Zhu, it's okay now." I took a step forward, crouched down, and coughed.

After Captain Zhu heard my words, he immediately stopped talking. His wide open eyes rolled around in a daze. Then, he stared at me in a daze and said, "It's alright?"

"I'm fine." I smiled and nodded.

At this moment, Bai Xiaoxiao and a few other police officers rushed forward.

"Captain Zhu, are you alright?"

Bai Xiaoxiao was standing beside me. I didn't even turn my head as I looked at her white jade-like exquisite ears and the delicate fragrance of her fiery red hair that was exposed from the brim of her hat. I was momentarily stunned. When I was seven, Little Fox and I first met in a coffin in the ancestral hall. At that time, all I knew was that she had a pair of cute, snow-white, furry beast ears on her head. Now, as I looked at her delicate ears, I felt something strange and complicated.

The next moment, I reached out my hand and pinched Bai Xiaoxiao's ear, just like when she was crying. I touched her ear to comfort her.

"Little Fox …"

"Pah!" A resounding slap sounded.

Bai Xiaoxiao pinched her ear, thinking that I was going to offend her, she turned around and slapped me in the face. She was shocked and angry as she shouted, "What are you doing? Pervert!"

I touched my face, where she had made a red fingerprint, and stared at her.

The whole room was silent.

All eyes were on me.

"Little one, I …" I came back to my senses and tried to explain something to Bai Xiaoxiao.

"Get the hell out of here!" Bai Xiaoxiao shouted angrily, her eyes slightly red as her chest heaved up and down.

"Little one, what's going on?" one of the young officers next to me asked, looking at me sternly.

Bai Xiaoxiao just looked at me with cold anger, did not answer.

"Xiaoxiao, I'm sorry." I looked at her and said softly, with an indescribable bitterness in my heart, and went outside. Outside, I felt a pang of sadness. Perhaps I shouldn't have pinched her ear, but just now, I subconsciously treated her as that adorable Little Fox from before. I just couldn't help it …

"Little Fox, it doesn't matter if you hit me," I thought bitterly in my heart. "But I must let you know that you are my wife. No matter what, I will protect you forever …"

I walked out of the police station by myself. Captain Zhu caught up to me from behind and asked in confusion, "Wu, what happened just now? Why did Xiaoxiao hit you? "

"Captain Zhu, it's fine." I hastily reached out to wipe my eyes, adjusted my state of mind, and said untruthfully.

"Sigh, Bai Xiaoxiao is such a willful girl, how can she casually hit someone?" Captain Zhu said angrily.

I was afraid that he would scold Bai Xiaoxiao, so I immediately said, "Captain Zhu, it's not a small matter, it's my fault. You must not scold her."

Suddenly, a piece of meat with a fishy smell fell out of his hair and fell into his hands. He handed it over to me and said, "Oh yeah, thanks for your help just now, I'll treat you to this piece of meat."

I looked and that piece of flesh was obviously from the head of that corpse that was smashed by me and fell into Captain Zhu's hair. Now, he actually said that he was going to treat me to a meal, I almost vomited and immediately waved my hand and said, "No need, you keep it for yourself."

"Come on, come on, you've helped me so much, how can I let you go empty-handed?" Captain Zhu smiled as he touched my shoulder. He insisted on giving me that piece of minced meat.

I quickly refused, but Captain Zhu insisted on giving it to me. The two of us pushed each other out of the police station. Captain Zhu saw that I didn't want to accept it so he helplessly sighed and finally gave up. However, he couldn't bear to part with the piece of meat and was immediately put in a difficult position. At this moment, a wild dog that was so hungry that it was about to faint walked over from the roadside. Captain Zhu's eyes immediately lit up and threw the piece of meat to the wild dog. When the wild dog saw the piece of meat, it ate it greedily without thinking.

"He really eats everything." I felt sick to my stomach.

As soon as I said this, I saw the wild dog start and raise its head. Its eyes had turned red and it was staring at us with murderous intent.

"Not good …" I felt bad, so I immediately touched Captain Zhu's shoulder and shouted, "That wild dog seems to have been poisoned."

Captain Zhu's expression also changed when he saw the wild dog. He sucked in a breath of cold air.

The wild dog's eyes turned blood-red, and its body trembled violently as it whined.

"Run!" I suddenly screamed, turned around, and ran to the side.

However, that wild dog seemed to know a person and didn't chase after me. Instead, it let out a ferocious bark and leaped towards Captain Zhu.

"How dare you!" Captain Zhu roared. With a bang, he shot the wild dog, but missed. The wild dog instantly pounced on Captain Zhu. Captain Zhu jumped in shock, grabbed one of the dog's thin legs and threw it away. The wild dog heavily fell on the street, but immediately whined and rushed towards Captain Zhu. Captain Zhu hurriedly opened fire at the dog. Under the impact of the bullets, the dog's charging speed instantly slowed down. However, the wild dog seemed to be unable to die, tenaciously wanting to charge at Captain Zhu.

As Captain Zhu opened fire, he shouted at me, "Wu, quickly make your move!"

I sighed in my heart. I shook my head with a bitter smile and walked forward.

"Insolent beast!" I shouted at the wild dog. A fire talisman Dharma Seal quickly formed in my hand, and with a hum, I shot it out with my finger. The scarlet fire talisman shot at the wild dog's body. With a "peng" sound, it instantly turned into a scarlet flame, igniting the wild dog's entire body. In a few moments, the wild dog was completely engulfed by the flames, crazily scurrying and howling. But soon, its voice died down and it fell to the ground, burnt into a pile of charcoal.

Captain Zhu wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead with some lingering fear and sighed lightly: "This damn dog is really ferocious, it's all because of your magic tricks."

Just then, we saw several people taking pictures across the street. Before I realized what was going on, Captain Zhu had already rushed forward and shouted, "Hey, what are you guys filming?"

A woman in her forties confidently shouted, "What are you filming? Your police department uses fire to kill human friends, I want to take a photo and send it to my neck so that all the netizens can see your face! "

"What the f * ck!" Captain Zhu was so angry that he grabbed her phone and quickly deleted the photos. He then shouted at the people beside him, "Hurry up and delete the photos!"

Not only did those people not delete the photos, they also dispersed. I saw one of the little girls smugly make a face at Captain Zhu and stick out her tongue mischievously. Captain Zhu was so angry that he almost died. He stomped his feet and said, "Hey, come back here!"

I felt it was funny. I walked up and comforted her, "Captain Zhu, forget it. Let them take a picture. It should be fine."

Captain Zhu sighed, "Wu, you don't know, but if these people post the photos online and spread them, saying that we tortured and killed dogs, I will definitely be complained about by them."

I had nothing to say to that. I could only sympathize with him spiritually, since I was not a policeman and no one could complain to me. However, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I thought about how much trouble a piece of meat had caused.

After angrily sighing a few times, Captain Zhu suddenly thought of something. He looked at me solemnly and said: "Speaking of which, Wu, recently there has been a series of 'Walking Dead' crimes. I don't know what you think?"

Instead of answering, I asked: "Captain Zhu, yesterday afternoon, when I first arrived at River City, I saw a report in the car saying that there was a masked perverted killer inside the River City, and you almost caught me by mistake. How is the progress of your police department's investigation into that killer?" To be honest, I suspect that the perverted killer was also a Walking Dead, and it could even be a stronger one.

Captain Zhu shook his head and said, "We are actively pursuing the matter, but we have yet to find anything new." Sighing, he looked at me and said: "Wu, against these Walking Dead monsters, your magic is more effective than our bullets. In the future, you have to actively assist our police station and help the people get rid of their harm."

I thought I was going to protect Little Fox, and of course I had to try to be part of their operation. I gave a noncommittal smile.

Captain Zhu suddenly leaned close to me. He gave me an ambiguous look and whispered, "Speaking of which, what is the relationship between you and Bai Xiaoxiao? You seem to be interested in her, huh? "

"Captain Zhu, I know it's hard to believe, but the truth is, this is my wife. We've known each other since we were seven." I said seriously.

Report
Share
Comments
|
Setting
Background
Font
18
Nunito
Merriweather
Libre Baskerville
Gentium Book Basic
Roboto
Rubik
Nunito
Page with
1000
Line-Height