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Zhu Chi suddenly said, "No way, I think his Qing Gong is pretty awesome!"

Song Shaojie ran around, even smiling as he panted, "Nooo!"

Zhu Ci replied without even turning his head, "How is that impossible!?" Listen to the footsteps! "

Of course, it was impossible for Song Shaojie to have such a perverted and biochemical body like Zhu Ci. He hurriedly turned his head to take a look, and sure enough, he was already slowly catching up to them. Song Shaojie must have forgotten that his opponent's qinggong footwork was indeed not as good as his. At first, it was indeed not as good, but he had accumulated his internal energy for so long that his stamina was not bad at all.

Song Shaojie looked at the forest beside him. He was not anxious at all. He said to Zhu Ci, "Brother, you will follow me into the forest and follow my steps!" He did not see him either. He nodded and headed for the woods.

What movie did "Follow me into the woods" come from, it's a bit yellow, could it be wrong? However, as soon as he thought about it, he immediately followed him in. Song Shaojie was the only one standing there! Not long after, however, he felt that he had started to run very fast, the trees continuously flying backwards. He was surprised, he clearly hadn't used his full strength, so how could it be so strange?

Song Shaojie had already turned over and slowed down, running alongside Zhu Ci in a relaxed manner. He was no longer breathing rapidly, and he said, "How is it, Brother Yu knows everything, but do you know my spell?"

He was doing the same thing he did when he was walking, but the surrounding trees were flying backward in the opposite direction, and it felt as if he were a blitzkrieg. Zhu Ci has already distorted the view of the world here, thinking that his biochemical body has already turned him into a Superman, but why did Song Shaojie beside him also become a Superman! It was really strange. After thinking for a long time, he did not know what it was. He said, "Formation?"

Song Shaojie saw something he did not know, and said proudly: "That's right, this is one of the supreme techniques of my sect, also known as the Five Elements Great Change Formation."

It was as if he was walking on the spot, but he was clearly moving, constantly moving through the trees and rocks, but it was just so strange that it was hard to get close.

At this point, Song Shaojie saw that Endless Night was getting closer and closer. He then turned behind a pile of rocks with Zhu Ci in tow, slowly turning into a nearby forest. Infatuation was already circling around the rubble and trees, yet it was still too far away. Judith had begun to understand that the strange stones and trees were disturbing the visual nerves, but he had no idea how they did it. In order to close in on him, he would have to go around in circles before he could catch up with him. By then, Zhu Chi had already hidden behind another pile of rocks and trees. Zhu Ci was extremely surprised. It was inconceivable that these piles of ordinary rocks and trees could have such an amazing effect when combined with each other.

Song Shaojie was naturally as relaxed as he could be at this moment. He said to Zhu Ci, "This formation was originally set up to prevent you from being able to catch up to me, but it was originally very shallow. However, if one wanted to figure out the secrets behind it, he wouldn't have the ability to do so."

Song Shaojie saw that he could not get closer, so he looked around and saw that there were only three people. With a strange expression, he whispered: "Brother Yu, you invited me to a snack last night, but there's nothing to repay you today. I'll show you something interesting, do you like it or not, then I'll give it to you?" As he spoke, he took out a thick book with the font cover of the Spring Festival Gala and handed it to Zhu Chi.

He took it over and looked at it. There were a few traditional characters on it, but there was a silver lining to the old sash on the cover. It looked old and precious. Looking at Song Shaojie's face, although it was covered in mud, and the expression of his face could not be seen, his intelligent eyes continued to look around, and he was extremely vigilant. Although Song Shaojie's face was covered with mud, and could not be seen to have a good expression, his intelligent eyes continued to look around, and yet they continued to look around.

Zhu Ci shook his head and said, "Jiedi, we are friends, I cannot accept such a precious book. Furthermore, I am a senior disciple, so I can't practice well with it. It would be better if I could get it back as I am well versed in internal energy."

Song Shaojie glared at him, and said in a low voice: "If you don't want to see, then say it, quickly look at it, otherwise this fool won't be able to chase us anymore, I will open the array to let him in, just in case he loses his patience. "If you like it, you can take care of it. Anyone can learn the skills inside."

When he opened it, the piggy's face immediately turned red, but fortunately, he was able to recover his composure in a short period of time. It turned out that in this book, in addition to the occasional textual explanation below, there were many illustrations, each drawing drawn not by pen but by embroidery. It was a picture of a beautiful woman and a man in a lively embrace, turning over another page. As he continued to flip through, the figures embroidered on each page became more and more strange. There was one male and two females, two males and three females. In ancient times, when I didn't watch action movies for a long time, all I saw was my blood vessels.

But Juce, in order to show himself to be a gentleman, did not want to look down, and it just so happens that the book is rich in embroidery colors, the style is exquisite, and the characters are vivid and lifelike, but he must be an expert in this field, holding himself back and pretending to be serious: "Jadi, how could you have it! How come you have, uh, read this kind of book? "

"Shh!" Don't be too loud, be careful not to make yourself audible. " Song Shaojie gave him a fright. He quickly made him put the book into his pocket, glared at Zhu Ci, and said, "Fake up, aren't you going to flip through the book? Don't say anything."

The corner of Song Shaojie's mouth curled up as he said: "This is a good book, I don't know how much effort it took to steal it from my father's study, but I guarantee that after you read it, you will be able to sweep through the flowers and win the hearts of the beauties of this world, win their hearts every night, have beautiful wives and concubines, have countless children, and pass on generations. A good book! If you take it back to practice, you can use it for your wedding candles in the future! "

He had thought that Song Shaojie's movements were a bit like that of a girl's. In addition to the last time he hugged him, his body was as soft as jade, which made him extremely comfortable when he touched her. The fragrance of his daughter's body would often spread out, making him unable to extricate himself from it for a long time. He had begun to suspect that Song Shaojie was a girl, but seeing that she was so beautiful, he could not be a girl.

Song Shaojie saw him put away the book and felt happy, but seeing that his face turned blue, he refused to give up and said: "Alright, I'm more or less tired. Let's go to the monastery's Discipline Academy. Follow me!"

Ceng Nianji had already lost his mind from Song Shaojie's few sentences about how wonderful it was to cooperate with Zhu Ci. He did not realize that he was actually drilling around in the spell until he exited the forest and chased after the two reckless brats. Under the broad daylight, with a wooden stick in hand, he directly arrived at the corridor of the Daoist monastery and chased after it.

A group of Daoists stood aside to watch the commotion. Almost everyone from the temple ran out when they heard the noise. Seeing Chi Nong holding a wooden stick and chasing the two kids like a mad tiger, they couldn't help but discuss animatedly, not knowing what was going on.

Song Shaojie saw the crowd growing larger and larger, and he was about to reach the gate of the Discipline Academy when he started to run with his feminine voice and shout, "Help! Murder! I never thought that our famous sects would have such a vicious and explosive disciple. Everyone in the Discipline Academy, please protect him! " This was simply the most agile cry for help in the world. At some point, he had wiped away the smudges on his face, regaining the appearance that a woman would be ashamed of.

As soon as Zhu Ci entered the gate of the Discipline Academy, punches and kicks continued to land on him, causing his face to turn red and swollen. In a few moments, he fell to the ground.

It turned out that the Discipline Academy's Protectors usually didn't have much to do, but today's ruckus had alarmed them. When they went out to leap over the wall, their hearts nearly jumped out of their throats at the sight. Who was the one being pursued? She was someone with the title "Beauty God" in her Dao channels!

A head protector loudly shouted, leading four true disciples to the door and blocking Song Shaojie's path. In their rage, they couldn't care so much about it anymore. They punched and kicked, setting Chi Can down on the ground, and although their anxious subordinates were angry, they were worthy of being the Discipline Academy's protectors. They only looked for more places to beat him up. Even so, the Innate Ability that fell to the ground cried and rolled about on the ground. It was impossible for him to stand up and perform the moves that he had learned.

Song Shaojie and Zhu Ci had already turned around, their expressions cold and sinister. There was no trace of fear in their eyes. Seeing Chi Nong's wail, a smile appeared on her beautiful face. Her beautiful eyes glanced at the disciple leading the guards, and the corners of her mouth widened into a sneer. Do you all allow this criminal to commit murder in broad daylight? If you were to let the headmaster know about this, it would be very difficult for you, as a great protector. " That tone, it sounded like a command, but also like a threat. It was not something that a reputable disciple would say to a true disciple.

"No … do not tell the headmaster. We will definitely take care of this sort of thing." Zhen Yan did not dare to speak out loud, as he had already started to use his true power.

Song Shaojie harrumphed, and was about to take advantage of the situation to give chase when Zhu Ci tugged his sleeve and said, "Forget it, I've already taught him a lesson!"

Song Shaojie was furious. However, he was very proud of anyone, but he could not do anything to Zhu Ci. He could only say gently: "Forget about it. How could that work? This little b * stard bullied you yesterday, but now he's chasing us all the way to the Taoist temple. You think we're sick cats if you don't show your power. "Today's matter is not over. Anyone who dares to bully you must go against me. Honorable Law Protector, please take care of him for me."

Zhu Ci watched the increasing strength of the mantra as he half-pulled and half-hugged Song Shaojie to prevent him from adding fuel to the fire.

Zhen Yan saw that Song Shaojie had been pulled away, and his heart stopped for a moment. He waved his hand for the other four disciples to stop, and one of them said: "Isn't he with a group of female disciples? How could he be so close to a male disciple, and even giving him a hug, and not getting angry! Should I tell junior brother Ginkou? "

The mantra slapped his head and said in his head, "Go on! Let this information reach the ears of the Sect Leader to see how he will punish you! As for junior brother Ginkou, he's most likely still practicing martial arts! "

Just like this, with more than half of the bones broken, the patient would be carried to the hospital, where he would spend the next half year in bed. During this half year, he would be able to heal his wounds, causing the older disciples to feel grateful towards Zhu Ci.

Zhu Ci pulled Song Shaojie to the edge of the cliff and let go of his hand. Seeing that there was no one around, he said, "Jie Di, I'll drive down the reservoir. We'll talk later!"

Song Shaojie followed him over, apparently not knowing what he meant by "opening a reservoir". Zhu Ci explained, "Opening a reservoir is just urinating!" Seeing that Song Shaojie had followed him over, he said, "Why are you following me? Are you going to let go of me too? "

Seeing Song Shaojie nod his head, Zhu Ci ignored him. He opened his robe, untied his pants, took out his clothes, opened the water gate, and started peeing at the edge of the cliff. He then realized that Song Shaojie was still beside him, intentionally or unintentionally glancing at Zhu Ci, who said, "What are you looking at? Don't you have to pee too?"

Song Shaojie muttered to himself, "Nothing much, just see if I'm happy or not in the future!" "Not bad, it's quite big, but why isn't there any hair on it!"

He was pissing properly and did not notice it for a while. When he heard the last sentence, his piss came back and he lightly hit him. "Don't tell me you have hair on your head now. Go, go, take care of yourself."

Song Shaojie had already turned over and walked to the side. He thought to himself: I didn't expect this brother to be so abnormal that he would even look at a man. We should pay more attention to him in the future.

When he saw Song Shaojie still turn around to wait for him, he leaned on his soft shoulder and looked at her beautiful red face. He then said, "Jiedi, it's over so quickly, you're a man, not me. You're just a girl, learn from me, look at how old we are!"

Song Shaojie nodded lightly and looked at Zhu Ci, who was still holding her hand on his shoulder. He was obviously feeling uncomfortable. Zhu Ci looked at him out of the corner of his eye and said, "It's fine, I wiped my hands. I'll tell you! "As a man, one must first be magnanimous in order to be the strongest!"

Song Shaojie nodded his head: "That's right, you have to be the strongest man. In the future, we will be a group of beautiful concubines and we will have to change to another method every night."

Zhu Ci said, "Jiedi, we can't be used here. As the saying goes, friends and wives can't be bullied!"

Song Shaojie shook his head: "That's not right. We are brothers, not friends. Everyone says that we will share good fortune and suffering together. In the future, when your concubine stays with me for a night, I will also allow my woman to accompany you. It's the same!"

Zhu Ci said, "It's not the same!"

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