C36 Give Me Back My Salted Fish

"Bro, there's an online friend who specializes in rural delicacies. Have you heard of him?"

Hao Dali started to get straight to the point and became serious.

Liu Sanshun thought for a while and said, "You're talking about the one who raises bamboo rats, right? I know. "

Hao Dali said, "That's right, it's them. Let me tell you, this era is the best era, but it's also the most difficult one. Because there are too many things that are of the same nature, if you want to kill your way out of such an intense competition, you don't have to take them by surprise. Only then will you be able to attract attention. "

Liu Sanshun looked at him and said with a smile: "I can't tell. You're not a big person, and you have a lot of ulterior motives. However, what you said is all bullsh * t to me. Because everyone knows the truth, but it's hard to do it. There are many similar ideas and inconsistencies on the Internet, and there aren't many that are popular. "

Hao Dali said, "Whether it's popular or not, you have to give it a try. I have an idea. Aren't they filming bamboo rats? We're just fishing. We can imitate creativity too. It just so happens that you are painting fish skin. We will raise a dozen or so big fish at your house. We don't do anything else every day, so we shoot them. Then, we can give each fish a name. We can kill one every day and skin them. You still have to pretend to be reluctant to part with them. . . Aiya, Xiao Li seems to have caught a cold today. There is no choice, I can only peel its skin. . . Or. . . Ah, Today seems to be quite normal, but I want to eat sashimi. Xiao Cao, I have wronged you. What? You want to braise? That's fine too, right? I will fulfill your last request. . . "

Hao Dali vividly talked about his creativity, but Liu Sanshun rolled his eyes when he heard him.

Before Hao Dali could finish, Liu Sanshun interrupted him and said, "Stop it. Your creativity isn't that great. When people shoot bamboo rats, at least it's an uncommon thing. Who would care to look at carp and herbivores like you? Besides, if you flay them, you flay them. You even find an excuse every day. Do you think you're very humorous?"

. . . "Not humorous?"

". . . Not cruel?"

'Cruel? ' Brother, when you were eating caviar and salted fish jerky, why did you eat them so well? And stir-fried fish fur? That was more than an hour of stir-frying the fish in the pan, so it wasn't cruel?

"That's different. It's fine if I eat them, but when I kill them, I have to tease them. I feel that this is a trampling and insult on my life. "

"Please, are you a living Buddha on the Internet?"

"I'm not, but I feel that killing shouldn't be used as a joke. Besides, did you forget. . . Fish are the Gods of the Hezhe Clan. What you're doing is blasphemy against the Gods. "

" Gods. . . You really know how to bullsh * t "

Hao Dali looked at him speechlessly. Suddenly, he thought of something and asked, "Oh right, the big yellow fish you released a few days ago. I heard that there was a story about the Fish God. What exactly is going on? How did you convince them to believe you? "

"I didn't. . . I didn't trick them. They are the real Fish God. Don't talk nonsense. "

Liu Sanshun denied it immediately. Hao Dali looked at him with an evil smile. He said, "Others believe you, but I don't believe you. I guess you just want to create a sensation. Make yourself famous. Unfortunately, it was a mistake. The people online were too realistic, not to mention a big fish. Even if you put in a big whale, it would only be a hot topic for three days. Therefore. . . Are you regretting it? Are you dumbfounded?"

It had to be said that Hao Dali really understood Liu Sanshun. Furthermore, he also knew the current internet very well. With just a single sentence, he had directly poked at Liu Sanshun's vitals.

Liu Sanshun pinched his nose. He could not hide it anymore and frankly said: "Alright, let me tell you, you are not allowed to tell others. . . The symbol on the body of the Fish God was put on by me with a tattoo sticker. Once the water is poured on it, it will disappear. It's very simple, and the cost will not exceed two yuan. "

"You are really good. . . The entire village and the fishmongers in town were actually fooled by you. But the old black cloth in the village, he also believed it? "

"Hehe, he grew up by the Wusu Li River. He believes in these things the most. Otherwise, why would he give up on a few hundred thousand yuan?"

"In any case, if it was me, I would beat you up first. You can't take care of yourself. . . You let go of a few hundred thousand big yellow croakers. No wonder my dad got so angry when he mentioned this. You're such a silly, stupid kid. "

"You're not stupid. Go and get an account to raise the fishes. Little Li, Xiao Cao, why are you here? You're not stupid. Go and get an account to raise the fishes. Little Li, Xiao Cao, what are you doing here? Let me tell you, I don't agree with this. "

Liu Sanshun did not stand on ceremony. He directly rejected Hao Dali's plan.

Hao Dali did not understand and said puzzledly: "Brother, you really don't want to do it? This is a good idea. If you don't use it, I really will use it. "

"It's up to you, I don't need it anyway Although we, the Hezhe people, have lived on fish since ancient times, eating fish and wearing fish skin, in the eyes of the Hezhe people, fish are a gift from nature. We have to know how to be grateful and joke about the life of the fish. I can't do this. "

Liu Sanshun was very straightforward and did not hold back at all. He directly spoke out his true feelings.

Hao Dali was so angry that he laughed. He said, "No wonder the villagers say that you have an axis. You are the real axis. You have already caught up to the axis. You still dare to joke around with the life of a fish? Come, come, spit out the salted fish that you ate just now and return it to me. "

"I can't spit it out. It's more like pulling it out. Do you want it?"

. . . "You're so disgusting. Forget it, I won't tell you anymore. I'm going home to fish right now. I don't believe that without you, I would still be able to do it. "

"Hehe, you should get past your dad first. "

Liu Sanshun knew his uncle Hao Satellite too well. Hao Satellite had always opposed his own live broadcast. Now that Hao Dali wanted to do this, wouldn't his uncle be angered to death?

Even if he wasn't angered to death, he would still beat Hao Dali to death.

Hao Dali curled his lips and said, "Don't worry, my father won't kill me. Brother, let's have a competition and see who succeeds first. "

Liu Sanshun smiled and said, "Okay, let's have a competition. What do we win?"

Hao Dali said, "I won't win anything. But if I win, you can call me brother in the future. "

"Okay, no problem. If you win, don't call me brother. I'll call you uncle. "

". . . Aren't you bullshitting? You call me uncle? Why do you call my father? "

. . . "Call me uncle and grandfather?"

"You can forget about it. I'm leaving. I can't explain it to you in a day. You seem to have a problem with your brain. . . "

In the end, Hao Dali was defeated by Liu Sanshun, who was running around with his mouth full of food. He picked up a freshly peeled boiled egg from the table, stuffed it into his mouth, and walked away while eating.

Looking at his back, Liu Sanshun sucked on his teeth and thought for a while.

What Hao Dali said just now was not unreasonable, but Liu Sanshun felt that it was not appropriate to do that. He also felt that it was a completely creative idea that followed the trend and was meaningless.

If he wanted to do it, he had to do it differently from the others.

However, what should he do?

Liu Sanshun sank into deep thought.