Painting On Fishskin/C46 Your Big Goose Is in Trouble
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C46 Your Big Goose Is in Trouble

"Sister, Aunt, Is this your goose? Is there any sign? It ran to my yard last night and didn't leave no matter how hard it tried. After waiting for an entire morning, no one came to look for it, but you don't have to worry about it. It just finished its meal and ate caviar mixed with cabbage. There's also small dried fish and stir-fried fish fur. Look, Its stomach is crooked. "

Liu Sanshun took the initiative to make the first move and explained the whole situation clearly. He even questioned the identity of the other party's goose owner.

The two of them looked at each other. The middle-aged woman thought to herself that this young man looked quite good. He doesn't look like a hoodlum like what the man just said.

However, the old lady immediately understood the implied meaning of Liu Sanshun's words. She snorted coldly and said, "Of course there's a mark on our goose. There's a gap behind its feet. As long as it's my goose, I'll cut it off. It's very easy to recognize. "

Liu Sanshun really didn't notice this detail. He quickly looked down and saw that it was indeed behind the big white goose's webbed feet. There was a gap of about half a centimeter.

This old lady was really ruthless, cutting the big goose's leg off. How painful was that?

The old lady didn't wait for Liu Sanshun to speak, and continued: "Our big goose was lost last night, Fortunately, you're a good man. If it was at someone else's house, It would've been stewed a long time ago. But if anyone really did that, they would have to pay me for the goose. My goose is a fine breed, it's tens of dollars per kilogram. I won't sell such a big goose for less than a thousand dollars. "

The old lady is not a kind person, either. She expressed her attitude in a strange way, then praised Liu Sanshun again, and then went forward to hug the goose.

Liu Sanshun took a step back and smiled: "Aunt, Don't be in a hurry to get the big goose. To be honest, I thought no one wanted it, but just now I let it eat my food. But it's nothing, just a meal, that's all. I can't ask for money from you. But since you said that this goose is worth a thousand dollars, I'll have to think about it. "

" Think about what? The goose is mine. If you don't give it to me, I won't let you off today! Our goose is locked up well, who can't possibly lose it, I know if it was you who stole it! "

The old lady's eyes widened. As she spoke, her tone had already changed. She revealed her arms and rolled up her sleeves. It seemed like she was not afraid of anything. If Liu Sanshun dared to not give it to her, she would dare to rush forward and snatch the goose away. At the same time, she would also scratch Liu Sanshun's face.

Liu Sanshun thought to himself that today's matter would not be easy to handle.

Looking at the old lady's attitude, even if he gave the goose to her, it would be useless. If not, she might even extort a sum from him.

"Don't worry, aunt. I didn't say I wouldn't give it to you. Why are you so anxious? You're so old, yet you can't keep your cool with such a small matter? "

Liu Sanshun's words forced the old lady to stop in her tracks. She held her breath and said to Liu Sanshun, "Okay, then tell me. What do you want?"

"It's nothing much. I just want to settle some debts with you. "

Liu Sanshun counted with his fingers and did the same.

"Just now, this big white goose ate half of my cabbage. That cabbage is also an organic product. And it's an imported type, I brought it back from the Agricultural Expo. It's tens of dollars per kilogram. Of course I don't want to give it to eat. It took advantage of my inattention. . . It harmed my cabbage and also harmed two boxes of stir-fried fish fur. This stir-fried fish hair was purely handmade. It was used to use the freshest fish. I usually sell it for 60 yuan per box online. There was also a box of caviar. It's a pure fish, a pound of caviar costs more than 1,000 yuan. There was also some small dried fish. I won't follow you. If that's the case, I'll return the big goose to you. Give me the money for the food it eats, and I won't ask for more from you. Just give me five hundred dollars. "

In the live broadcast room, there was a wave of cheers.

Liu Sanshun had been broadcasting the whole time. The netizens had all seen how unreasonable the old lady had been.

They might not understand the price of a big goose, but they had seen it cooked before even though they had never seen it before. The price of a big goose stewing potatoes in a restaurant was only about 100 yuan.

She actually dared to ask for 1000 yuan for a big goose. Luckily Liu Sanshun did not stew it, otherwise it would have been extorted.

Thus, Liu Sanshun's counterattack was absolutely beautiful and satisfying!

However, the old lady was dumbfounded. The middle-aged woman beside her said first: "Young man, We didn't ask for money from you. As long as the big goose is fine, it's fine. Why did you ask for money from us? It's just a meal for you, half a cabbage. Two boxes of stir-fried fish fur, one box of caviar, Plus some dried fish, these are all worthless things. You actually want five hundred, we didn't scam you. . . You're scamming us instead?"

"No, no, no, no. You've misunderstood. I'm not blackmailing you. I'm talking about the real price. If you don't believe me, I have a link to this online shop. You'll know when you take a look. Oh, right. It hasn't even thrown away its food. Two boxes of stir-fried fish fur. A box of caviar, it's all there. There was still a little bit left. Also, your big goose got into trouble at my place, Snatching my stuff, since you are its owner, Is there anything wrong with that?"

Liu San said with a smile. His tone was calm and his attitude was amiable. Anyone could see it. He was also a kind young man from a good family. He did not have any intention of making things difficult for others.

The old lady opened her mouth and said after a long while, "If you say so, I'll pay you for the things. Cabbage, stir-fried fish fur, caviar, every family has it. Give me the goose first, and I'll send it to you in the afternoon. "

Liu Sanshun said, "That won't do. Aunt, I bought this cabbage at the provincial village's farmer's fair. A foreign cabbage is worth more than a hundred yuan. How much is your cabbage worth? My caviar is made of the fish seeds of the Xun Huang fish. What kind of fish is your caviar? Can it be the same? "

The old lady's anger was on the verge of erupting. She raised her voice and said," Bullsh * t. What fish seeds are worth more than a thousand yuan per jin? What cabbage is worth more than a hundred yuan per tree? You're being unreasonable, kid. Where are your parents and adults? Come out!"

Liu Sanshun's face turned cold. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't have a father or a mother. I'm single. If you don't believe me, there's nothing you can do. But if you don't take the money, you definitely won't be able to take the goose away. "

The old lady opened her mouth and was about to scold him again. The middle-aged woman rolled her eyes and stopped the old lady. She said to Liu Sanshun, "Since your meal is so expensive, then it's fine if we don't take the goose. But our goose is worth a thousand dollars, and your things are only worth five hundred dollars. How about this, you take it. Five hundred dollars, the goose will be sold to you "

Liu Sanshun laughed and took out his other phone. He opened the window of his shop and said to the middle-aged woman, "Look for yourself. This is my shop. The price of the goods inside is clear. "

The middle-aged woman went forward to take a look. As Liu Sanshun had said, the stir-fried fish fur inside clearly stated that it was 60 yuan per box of caviar and 180 boxes of caviar.

According to what Liu Sanshun had said, the big white goose had eaten two boxes of stir-fried caviar and one box of caviar. That was a total of 300 yuan.

The middle-aged woman was dumbfounded, did this goose really eat something so expensive?

What should she do!

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