C14 teasing fairy

After Fairy Yun left, only Ceng Yanyun and "moon-fairy" remained in the bedroom, and "moon-fairy" didn't have any intention of talking to them. It seemed like to break the silence, it would still be Ceng Yanyun's turn to act!

"Hehe!" Yue Er, your senior sister introduced me to you earlier. I feel that her introduction was too simple, why don't I introduce myself again? Ceng Yanyun said.

"moon-fairy" acted as if she was just watching a monkey play, the meaning of her words seemed to be: whatever, if you don't want to say it, if you don't want to say it, I won't say it, what are you going to do about it? Hurry up and go! We're not familiar with each other, so wouldn't you be able to win some money? You even exchanged our cultivation technique, hmph! If not for Senior Sister Yun telling you to stay here, I would have chased you away!

F * ck, little girl, this is what you forced me to do. It seems like I have to wait and see if I can trick you or not.

"Yue Er! Do you know who I am? In truth, I am not as simple as your senior sister said 'King of Gamble'. I am the famous, majestic, famous, and invincible Ceng Yanyun, the little tyrant of the Three Mountains and Five Mountains that no one does not know of, a person who loves to see flowers blossoming, known as the Jadeface Flying Dragon, a jade tree in the wind, a Pear Blossom Overbearing the Sea Dew, ah, no, I am the little tyrant Ceng Yanyun of the Pear Blossom Overpowering the Sea Dew, hehe! Do you understand? " Ceng Yanyun purposely exaggerated and lustfully stared at her not too full breasts as he spoke.

Ceng Yanyun had thought that if she did not laugh out loud after hearing these words, he would at least smile a little! But who knew that not only did he not smile, but there was a look of disgust on his face. Still, he did not say a single word. This was too infuriating! What a waste of an expression! It turned out that even after performing for half a day, it was still not as good as a monkey. Playing with monkeys, you even want to give them a round of applause? Try again, doesn't she like to hear jokes? I'll tell her one myself.

"Do you know? Actually, I'm a new ghost. I just died for a day and came to the Underworld yesterday. Do you know how I died? Speaking of which, you are really unlucky. I actually encountered a plane crash that I haven't seen for years. Right, you don't know what a plane crash is, right?

Simply put, things that fly in the sky fall to the ground rapidly due to certain circumstances. Let's put it this way, we have a form of transportation on Earth, do you know that? Even if a man didn't move, he could still make that thing run on its own, just like a horse did before.

I let this kind of transportation die, it's a transportation vehicle that can carry many people and fly in the sky. It was fine, but as it flew, the engine broke.

After a violent shudder, the stewardess suddenly sent out a piece of paper and a pen to each of our passengers with a grave expression. Then the captain's deep, muffled voice appeared on the radio: "Unfortunately, we have news that the plane will crash in five minutes due to a malfunction. Please write your last words as soon as possible and hand them to the flight attendant. Otherwise, you will lose your last chance to contact your family! '

We put our faces to the window and looked out. Yes, the clouds flying up tell us that the plane is falling. "Oh my god!" There was a commotion in the cabin, and a few women began to cry. Please hurry! ' the captain urged again. Helplessly, we took up our pens and began to write letters to our loved ones.

The plane finally crashed in a valley, I believe your senior sister also told you where I died! None of the passengers on board were spared, including me. Do you know what we write? During the period when the Black and White Transient had yet to find us after we died, I secretly looked at the wills that they had written.

A third person wrote to her lover: I think this is retribution. I destroyed your family, hurt your wife, but I didn't have you in the end. Whether I fly to heaven or down to hell, my soul will not rest in peace, and repent for you and for her and for all of us, forever!

An official wrote to his wife: I'm sorry my wife, but I have two things to hide from you. First, I have a private stash of over 100 thousand yuan. Second, I've always wanted to divorce you, but I don't have the courage. I'm really tired of your nagging. But not this time. God has taken care of our divorce. I'll leave the child to you.

A cancer patient wrote to his parents: I wanted to write to you before I jumped into the sea, but it was too late. If you can find my body, please throw the ashes into the sea. Unfilial son, consummate skill!

A poet wrote to an editor: At this moment, my heart really flies. But fear is the wings, and death is the destination.

An entrepreneur wrote to his deputy: The relationship with a certain official continues, the competition with a certain company continues, the money from a certain factory continues to be owed, and the loan from a certain bank continues to be repudiated. The secretary stopped using it, paid her off, and told her to go home.

A fugitive corrupt official wrote to his distant mistress in America: You're the fucking one who urged all this!

How about it? Those guys on the plane are pretty good, right? " As Ceng Yanyun said this, he stared at her, he realised that this girl was a sultry type, who pretended to not care, but actually, when he was speaking, he was very serious, even he did not feel that he was sneaking a seat beside her bed, and upon hearing Ceng Yanyun's story about the entrepreneur's will, he pursed his lips and smiled, which was so flirtatious that Ceng Yanyun almost forgot the following lines, but just as Ceng Yanyun finished speaking, her face immediately turned back to normal, it was still cold. If not for him to be paying attention to her just now, he really tricked her over.

"Have you finished? What kind of joke is this? It's not funny at all. Please take note of this, in the future please call me 'moon-fairy' or 'moon', only my Senior Brother and Senior Sister can call me Yue Er. " Little Beauty said angrily.

This girl is really infuriating. She's clearly laughing, but she's still acting so serious, trying to make a joke out of me, even making me look so noble. Do you really think that your father would move his mouth!? Since you don't know what's good for you, then don't blame me. I had wanted to be a bit more gentle, but you didn't give me any face time and time again, then I won't have any face either. Although I won't and won't dare to force myself on you, but I can still use some methods to take revenge on you.

"Yue Er, what are you saying? No matter what, I'm your senior sister who recognizes your brother, and now that older sister wants me to accompany you to talk, I should stay with you. I've decided, I won't leave even if you chase me away!" Ceng Yanyun stretched his head over, and stopped ten centimeters away from the Little Beauty, and said while staring at her enchanting eyes.

"Young Master Li, I am very angry now. I hope you can leave immediately. I will explain everything to Senior Sister when she returns." This girl was really stubborn to let Ceng Yanyun go out, she actually dared to call him Young Master Li.

"I'm sorry, but you told me to go out, so I won't go out. Didn't you say it was a bad joke?" This Young Master even prefers to talk, do you like to listen to it? It feels so uncomfortable sitting there, I will also lie down for a while. " As he spoke, he ignored the eyes of the moon fairy as if he wanted to kill someone, and Ceng Yanyun lied beside her while muttering.

"You, you, you hoodlum, you scoundrel, hurry up and get out, you're really pissing me off!" When Senior Sister comes back, I'll let her teach you a lesson! " The Little Beauty seemed to only know how to curse a few times, but that anxious Xian Yin felt unspeakably comfortable in Ceng Yanyun's ears. She changed the way she cursed him into a praise for his brilliance and brilliance.

"Stop scolding, I still have a joke to joke about. I don't know if that silly girl will listen or not, but if she doesn't, then I'll just cover my ears."

"Do you know? In the West, there is a God, it is said that he made all the people in the West, he has a large number of winged birdmen under his command, many of them believe in him, they pray to God every day before they eat or do anything, and the two words they say most often are, 'Amen, my God,' and their worship of God is even greater than our worship of Master Sanqing and Master Pangu in the East. God has a spokesperson called 'Pope' who lives in a small country called 'Vatican'. This joke is really happening in 'Vatican'.

A inventor of the Vatican had invented a new car, a tool that could carry people. One day, he sold the new car to a farmer nearby.

He said, I must remind you that the car has no controls and is fully intelligent. If you speak to it, it will do as you say. However, we are the pious people of God, so all language comes from the prayers. Now let me tell you the simplest thing. Forward is' my God '; stop,' amen '; you can try it first.

The farmer got in the car and said, "My God." The car started up and drove on. "My God, it really did listen to me!" Oh! My God! ' The farmer said, 'My God,' and the car sped up. Suddenly the farmer saw a cliff in front of him, and he shouted crazily, 'Amen! "Amen!" The car finally stopped, its wheels almost at the edge of the cliff.

The farmer wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and crossed himself. Say, 'That was close, my God.' How about it? You sure are funny! " Ceng Yanyun smiled sinisterly, and moved closer to her side, until he was only two centimeters away from her body.

"What did you say?" "I didn't hear it." The little girl was still pretending. Other than her head, she could only move her head, unable to move any other part of it. It was impossible for her to even block her ears.

"Kacha!" You're fierce! Little girl, I admire you so much. I didn't expect you to be such an expert! I was really trying to make a fool out of myself just now. I'm ashamed! " Ceng Yanyun suddenly turned around and hugged her petite body, and whispered into her ear.

"Y-you let go of me! Who's the scoundrel? Who's the little girl? She's been around for thousands of years already, and she's already old enough to be your grandma! Let go of me!" The little girl's face turned red, and she continuously shook her head, tears actually appearing in her eyes.

Ceng Yanyun reluctantly released her soft body, and said: "Are you really that old? "He's already thousands of years old, but he's still so beautiful!"

It was probably due to the two jokes Ceng Yanyun had made a while ago that they had gotten to know each other a little! She also knew that he could not kick Ceng Yanyun out, thus he did not keep a cold face, and revealed a proud smile: "Of course, don't you know who I am? I am already over 5000 years old. If I wasn't injured this time, I would be at the early stage of tribulation. My beauty will never grow old! "

"Really, then I'll have to call you Grandma! Grandma! " Ceng Yanyun said to her.

"Of course. Good, good grandson, what do you want? Tell grandma, hehehe ?" She still did not know that she had fallen into Ceng Yanyun's scheme, and had even happily agreed.

"Grandmother, I've finally met you! I've missed you so much! I want to drink milk! I want to drink milk! " Under her shock, Ceng Yanyun threw himself onto her body. Both of his hands moved quickly, and very quickly, he took off the pajamas she was wearing. Right now, there was only the cute underpants left on her body, and Ceng Yanyun had already stripped his of her upper body.

Before the moon fairy could even react, one hand held onto a small and soft breast, while the other hand impolitely reached out with her big mouth. She found one to slowly lick and absorb, while the other hand formed her other hand into various shapes. The double peak quickly stood straight, and its nipples became bigger. Ceng Yanyun only had one feeling now, it was too awesome! He would be willing to lose ten years of his life because of her. Shameless, we are already dead, how can you say we cut our lifespans!)