C2 Isn't This a Joke?

When Lan Fang heard a sound coming from the courtyard, she asked, "Who is it?"

He Jingui knew that he couldn't avoid it, so he felt a bit embarrassed and said, "It's me, Jingui."

"Jin Gui, don't go. I forgot to bring some paper. Hurry up and get me some paper, I'm going to freeze to death."

He Jingui was stunned for a moment. What kind of nonsense was this? Wasn't this a joke?

But it was so cold, if Lan Fangmei squatted down like this, she would actually freeze to death.

He Jingui said, "I don't have any paper either."

Lan Fang said, "It's in the box under the bed in the west room. I forgot to take it. It's the exercise book the kid used. Just bring it here. "

He Jingui couldn't do anything about it, so he went inside to find a homework book and came over.

He leaned back so he wouldn't forget to look at it. He handed the paper over and wanted to leave.

After Lan Fang took the paper, she held He Jingui's hand and said, "Jingui, don't go. Come and chat with me. I'm alone in the latrine, squatting in a corner. I'm so bored."

He Jingui was stunned as he knew that Lan Fangmei had not finished, "What the f * ck are we talking about!" "It stinks to death."

"Why don't I believe it? If you turn around, I'll see if you can stink to death! " Lan Fangmei's tone was firm.

When He Jingui turned around, he was completely dumbfounded. He had already seen what he shouldn't have seen.

His heart became excited.

He Jingui stared at Lan Fangmei in shock. He had never seen a woman in that place before. He was excited and a little nervous.

Lan Fangmei giggled, "What are you looking at? Do you want me to gouge out your eyeballs and stick them on my ass? Haven't you seen a woman shitting? "

He Jingui shook his head. "I don't think I've seen it before? What is it? You want me to rub it for you? "

Lan Fang scolded him with a reddened face, "Go, go. Wait outside. I know you are not honest."

He Jingui rolled his eyes at her, "Tsk, it's as if I want to see it. "It's not like I haven't grown!"

He Jingui walked out of the latrine and waited outside. However, his mind kept playing back to the scene just now where his sister-in-law was …

After a while, Lan Fangmei finished settling the matter. She smiled and said, "Jingui, it's a good thing you came. Otherwise, my sister-in-law would have frozen to death. Hurry and sit in the room."

He Jingui walked into the room. At this moment, he had awoken from his stupor and angrily said to Lan Fang, "What are you doing in the dark?"

Lan Fangmei did not hide anything. "I'm going to the latrine. There's no paper in the latrine, so I have to squat for half a day. If it wasn't for Jin Gui, my clothes would have been soaked."

Jin Gui was afraid that they would misunderstand so he quickly explained to Lan Fang, "Sister is right, I did indeed help her deliver the paper."

Big Sis smirked, "Sister-in-law is shitting, and my brother-in-law is sending me paper? You are truly shameless. "

Lan Fang's sister-in-law blushed. "You're the one who is shameless!" It's just Jin Gui bringing me paper. It's not like it's a matter of nature, so what can you do about it? "

Da Han said, "Jin Gui, next time she wants you to take out some paper, so you might as well wipe her butt as well and make her happy to the end."

He Jingui laughed, but didn't care at all.

Actually, He Jingui was very familiar with Lan Fang's sister-in-law, be it the neighbor or the sister-in-law.

This was how rural women spoke without any restraint. Lan Fang often made nonsensical jokes with He Jingui. He often joked, but he didn't mind.

This simple-minded person was not bad, he was the only person that He Jingui could get along with in the Black Stone Village.

He knew that Big Brother was not to get off the brick bed. He Jin Gui would often visit him when he had nothing to do. Sometimes, when they went up the mountain to hunt, they would beat the hare and pheasant and other animals to sacrifice.

Foolish people loved to play chess, and so did He Jingui.

The two were on good terms, so Lan Fang treated He Jingui very well.

He Jingui asked, "Sister-in-law, my mother asked me to come over. What business do you have with me?"

When He Jingui asked this question, Lan Fang and Da Han's faces turned red.

Lan Fang was a little shy. "My aunt asked you and me to teach you..." "What's wrong?"

He Jingui was stunned. "What is there to teach?"

Lan Fang seemed very bashful as she said, "You don't know, but you're still a young boy. What's going on there is truly marvelous."

He Jingui didn't understand. In his heart, that was the thing. What was fun about talking?

It wasn't until later that he understood that feelings were not like that.

"Your sister-in-law has something to discuss with you, so just go back to the room and chat. Don't look at me, I'm sleeping."

The silly guy pulled over the quilt and covered his head as he continued to sleep. Lan Fang took Jin Gui by the front of his shirt and dragged him into the room.

The bed had already been made up in the inner room. A new blanket had been prepared perfectly …

After entering the room, Lan Fang began to take off He Jingui's clothes. First he unbuttoned his jacket.

He Jingui was shocked and quickly retreated. "Sister Lan Fang, what are you doing?"

Lan Fang blushed. "Sister-in-law will teach you how to be a man."

"Then stop pulling my clothes!"

"Idiot, what should I do with my clothes?"

Jin Gui was puzzled. What did being a man have to do with clothes? But he knew that Sister Lan Fang was definitely trying to take advantage of him …

The foolish one is still outside. If he were to hear it, wouldn't he eat me alive?

"No way, no way. I can't let Big Brother down. Big Brother is so pitiful."

Lan Fangmei patted Jin Gui's chest, "You fool, I was the one who asked you to come. He can't go to that place anymore."

He Jingui still did not understand. "What part of it doesn't work?"

Sister Lan Fang's face was as red as Bao Gu's in autumn. "You …" Stupid, that's the place. "

He Jingui understood now, but he still didn't understand. "My mom told me to come to your house because she wants you to teach me how to be a man?"

Lan Fang said, "Yes, that's the rule."

He Jingui felt that it was funny. What kind of nonsense was this? This was simply nonsense!

"Nevermind, sister-in-law. Isn't this the same as having my spine poked by someone?" He Jingui hid while buttoning up his shirt.

However, Lan Fangmei was unwilling to let him go. She reached out her hand to touch his waist and said: "Who is trying to expose my spine? "This is a rule, a rule, do you understand? Jingui, sister-in-law loves you so much."

Lan Fang hugged He Jingui's waist and kissed him. Jin Gui immediately felt extremely disgusted, and his face was covered in saliva.

Logically speaking, Zhang Lanfang was a famous beauty in the village, and she was one of the top beauties in the village. When many men saw her, they would move closer to her like a dog seeing a sweet potato.

But He Jingui was still young and had never experienced anything between a man and a woman. Lan Fangmei's initiative almost scared He Jingui out of his wits.

He Jingui kept moving backwards, almost knocking down the wall.

Lan Fangmei's kiss continued to dance on Jin Gui's face. It was like raindrops, and it even made a 'pi pi' sound. Shun heard it clearly from outside.

However, Da Zhen didn't say anything. He was extremely happy in his heart. It was as if he had taken advantage of her.

He Jingui had grown up. He had to have a face, a body, and a strong build.

All the girls and girls in the village loved him dearly.

Jin Gui had never met someone like Sister Lan Fang, and was extremely frightened.

He felt that he had been utterly humiliated. If he were to let his fellow villagers and the other fools find out about this, how would he continue to act like a human being?

Lan Fangmei's voice was very soft. Of course, he was not afraid of being overheard. He was afraid of He Jingui's cowardice. "Jingui, I've promised my sister-in-law that I'll handle this matter well. Just listen to me."

As Lan Fangmei said this, she took He Jingui's hand and pressed it on her body.

He Jingui saw a simpleton trying to get him to go, what was there to be afraid of?

Although he was scared, but he didn't dare to fight back anymore. He started to move along with Lan Fangmei's hand.

Slowly, Lan Fangmei unbuttoned her blouse. A light flashed and Jin Gui couldn't keep his eyes open.

Lan Fang took Jin Gui's hand and pressed it onto her body.

He Jingui felt very conflicted. He wanted to take his hand away, but he couldn't bear to. He was scared if he didn't take it.

"Don't, don't be like that, I'm afraid …" He Jingui wanted to withdraw his hand, but Lan Fang held his hand tightly and squeezed it with all her might.

A warm current flowed down He Jingui's arm all the way to his body, his eyes were a little dizzy.

After a while, Lan Fangmei still held his hand and guided him slowly.

He Jingui couldn't stand it anymore, so he pushed Lan Fangmei away. He was so angry that he rushed out blushing like a monkey's ass.

Just as he ran out, a big noob behind him called out, "Jin Gui! "What are you doing?"

He Jingui snappily replied, "I'm going home!"

Da Han said, "Jin Gui, don't go. I have something to say to you."

Jin Gui had no choice but to return to his room for the second time. He pointed at Li Datou's nose and yelled, "You're not a human, you idiot. How can you make your wife do this?"

With a bitter smile, he pulled He Jingui's sleeve and pressed him onto the brick bed. "Jingui, I'm a cripple, can you just treat it as helping me?"

He Jingui shrugged his silly sleeve, "You're talking nonsense, how could you let your wife do this? Are you willing to be a turtle egg? "

The simpleton was angered and said angrily, "What the f * * k are you shouting!? Afraid that people wouldn't be able to hear it, right? This is my handicap, if I were fine, would it be your turn? "Don't be so cheap."

He Jingui said, "I don't think we should take advantage of them. Big Brother, tell me, what exactly is going on? "

Jin Gui sat down and began to talk.

The big idiot told Jin Gui everything he knew until late at night.

When he heard this, Jin Gui's face and ears flushed red. He was extremely excited in his heart!

Sister Lan Fang was listening in from the back room. She was teaching He Jingui. She didn't lose a single word. She listened to it all, and felt as if a cat was scratching her heart.

At last, he asked Jin Gui, "Do you understand?"

He Jingui nodded and said, "I understand."

Da Han said, "Then why are you still standing there? Go into the back room and look. She can't wait. "