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"Elder sister, I'm back."

Yue Fei called out weakly, calling for Ruoshui to come in.

Ruoshui looked into the house, wrinkled her nose, and mumbled, "Mortals' residences are really narrow and simple …"

Yue Fei replied snappily, "Yes, yes, yes. This humble house is simple and crude. I have wronged Miss Fairy!"

"It's not that you're working hard, it's just dinner time, hurry up …" Yue Ning's gaze swept over Yue Fei's body before landing on Ruoshui. "You brought such a pitiful little thing back. Didn't you say not to bring it home in the future?" You're being naughty again... Forget it, since I've already brought it back, let's prepare to eat … I remember there was still some cat food left. "

Her soft and gentle voice did not sound like a reprimand at all, but more like a pampering towards Yue Fei.

Yue Fei covered his face as his sister turned black again.

He feebly said, "Sis, I've already eaten. Also, this is a person …"

"..." "Ahh!" Yue Ning looked at the little girl in surprise as if she had just realized something. Then, she turned her head towards Yue Fei Fei and said, "Xiaofei, being a kidnapper at such a young age is not right! — — Speaking of which, how did you trick such a beautiful little girl into coming home?

What do you mean, "it's not right to be a kidnapper at such a young age"? Could he be a kidnapper at a young age!?

Yue Fei had no energy to complain about this weird older sister. Other than cooking, he had never seen her before.

"Cough!" Ruoshui's eyes lit up when she saw the dishes on the table. "Due to all of you being so passionate, I will no longer take your rudeness towards me today to heart …"

As she spoke, she walked over to the table.

The corner of Yue Fei's mouth was a little stiff. The heck … After eating so much, can you still eat!? Are you a fairy or a Taotie?

"No!" Yue Ning smiled as she held on to the weak water.

"How dare you!" Let me go! I am a fairy, you bastard! "

Weak Water was furious and struggled with all his might. He stretched his arms and legs towards the table, but unfortunately, she was pulled by Yue Ning as if she was rowing a boat on the spot. It was extremely funny.

"Damn it!" Stopping me from eating is a crime against the heavens! Even the God of Cooking would be struck by lightning! "

Yue Ning narrowed her eyes as she unhurriedly said, "It doesn't matter if you're a fairy or the Jade Emperor. You have to follow my rules when you eat at my place. Otherwise, big sis will punish you …"

Danger!

The menacing water body inexplicably sensed a dangerous aura and immediately shrank back its neck.

Seeing that she had become more honest, Yue Ning released her. Weak water rushed to Yue Fei's back and hid behind her back, revealing a pair of watery big eyes looking at Yue Ning.

Yue Fei gave Yue Ning a big thumbs up. "As expected of elder sister, the aura of a wet nurse is already able to intimidate immortals!"

Ruoshui hid behind Yue Fei, her face pale as she muttered to herself, "So scary …" "Why is it so terrifying …"

"Fei Fei, take her to wash her hands. Wash them clean."

Yue Fei smiled weakly. Although he used to bring cats and dogs home often, this time he was a living person. He shouldn't be killed by his elder sister, right?

Ruoshui stuck her head out from behind Yue Fei, unconvinced. "I am an immortal! An Immortal's body that has never stained the mortal world is definitely clean! "

Yue Ning's eyes narrowed as she looked at her. "Eh …?" What is that? "

"N-nothing!" "Nothing at all!" The weak water immediately retracted its head.

Yue Fei washed his hands carefully with some water before returning them to the dining table. Yue Ning's previous domineering attitude had changed. She was continuously cooking the dishes with some water and was so considerate that even Yue Fei was jealous.

"Wow!" "Delicious!"

As soon as the food entered his mouth, the weak water in his mouth let out a scream of surprise. His small mouth was stuffed full of food.

"Of course!" Yue Fei proudly said, "You have to know, my elder sister's culinary arts are known around here as' A pot can save the stomachs of all mankind '!"

"If it's delicious, then eat more." Yue Ning smiled. Even if she could tell that Ruoshui was praising her, she didn't seem particularly happy.

Yue Ning touched her face as she glanced at Yue Fei. "It's actually pretty good to cultivate it."

Yue Fei felt that his elder sister's gaze was very scary. When it came to talking about an elder sister and half a mother, Yue Ning's eyes were as sharp as a child's wife.

After a long while, Ruoshui finally stopped eating and rubbed her belly with a contented look on her face.

Yue Fei was speechless as he looked at the dishes piled up high beside the water. If it weren't for the fact that the old woman had gone to the kitchen to make extra food, the table would have disappeared from the living room. He went to wash the dishes while Yue Ning sat in the living room with Ruoshui.

Yue Ning suddenly asked Weak Water, "Weak water …" Why do you keep saying that you're an immortal? "

Ruoshui, who was lazily lying on the sofa, suddenly became more spirited, "Because I'm an immortal! I am the youngest Great Firmament Golden Immortal in the Immortal World! "

After saying that, Ruoshui raised her head proudly, looking extremely lonely. As a Golden Immortal, although she had lost her magic power, she was now in the human world! Thinking of this, she suddenly felt as lonely as snow, because in the mortal world, there was no one who could be compared to her.

She was waiting for the expected look of adoration.

Yue Ning looked surprised. "Wa, then why don't you try some magic on me?"

Ruoshui said angrily, "I am an immortal, not a magician!"

Yue Ning said with a smile, "Is there any difference?"

Yue Ning was only teasing this cute little fellow. She didn't think that whatever Ruoshui said was true.

"The difference is great!" He was a famous genius in the Immortal World, a holy and noble Water Immortal of the Great Firmament of the Weak Water Golden Immortal. How could he be compared to a mere magician? Right now, she suspected that Yue Ning was purposely provoking her.

Thinking of this, Ruoshui began to criticize the people in the world with a look of contempt, "Mortals nowadays are really shallow! To think that there is no longer any respect or reverence for the deities. No wonder those girls on the streets were dressed in revealing clothes, and had lost their morals. They are not people from the ancient times! "

As soon as Yue Fei came out of the kitchen, he heard Ruoshui's words and curled his lips. "Dressed like you on the street right now, that's weird. It's like getting along with the times, you know?"

"Humph!" "Shallow." "Hmph!" Ruoshui coldly humphed as she came to a conclusion with regards to Yue Fei.

Yue Fei was infuriated by this brat who didn't know what politeness was. She really wanted to press her down on her lap and spank her!

"What are you doing!?" When Ruoshui saw Yue Fei's dangerous gaze, she warily withdrew her gaze. "I am a fairy! To be rude to me is a curse of heaven! "

Yue Fei gritted his teeth and said, "The Heavens have already sent a weirdo like you into my house!"

Yue Fei decisively ignored the water and closed the door behind him.

Ruoshui asked Yue Ning, "Where did he go?"

Yue Ning acknowledged it with an "Oh" before sighing faintly, "..." It's not that he's grown up, but that he's learned to avoid his sister … "I might need some private space to resolve some inconvenient matters …"

"What?"

Yue Ning wrinkled her nose and brewed it for a while before she said tearfully, "..." She was still so attached to me a few years ago … "I clearly know that elder sister won't mind his little affair …"

Ruoshui was curious, but she didn't seem to care at all as she jumped down from the sofa. "I'll go and see what he's doing."

In his heart, he thought to himself: Could it be that he still hasn't given up and wants to try again?

At this moment, Yue Fei's angry shout came from inside the house, "I'm just going back to my room to rest. Elder sister, what are you thinking about in your mind!"

Yue Ning said bitterly, "Yeah, it's wrong to be addicted to the Second Elemental Realm. The Third Elemental Realm is the real thing. Go back and see the shore!"

Yue Fei's expression immediately turned strange when he saw Ruoshui walk in.

Weak Water couldn't help but glance at Yue Fei. "I'm a bit curious as to what you're doing …"

When Ruoshui saw the cold and elegant imperial concubine on the screen, she immediately looked disgusted. "Yue Fei, as a man, you're actually interested in such illusory things. You really disappoint me …"

"All of a sudden, I seem to know why you were sent to the mortal world …"

It would be strange if this kind of weirdo wasn't excluded!

"Impossible!"

Yue Fei turned the chair to face the weak water. "Then you tell me yourself, so that I don't have to brainwash myself."

"I... "I …"

Weak Water tried to change the topic.

"Tell me honestly, otherwise I will refuse to help you. From now on, don't even think about eating."

"Humph!" Don't you want to cure your sickness? "

Yue Fei shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. "Actually, pure heart and few desires are also good."

As if forced into a corner, Ruoshui immediately straightened her neck and said angrily, "Isn't it just that This Genius accidentally undid the Demon Suppressing Seal and blew up the treasury? What kind of storm can those demons create even if they end up in the mortal world? I don't know why they got so angry and insisted on me taking care of this mess! "

"Oh, so that's the case …" Yue Fei nodded. Suddenly, he felt that something was amiss. Thinking back to what Ruoshui had said, his expression changed, "Wait!" Wait! What did you just say!? Even demons had descended!? Why is the demon in the Immortal World? "

Ruoshui waved her hand in a nonchalant manner as she spoke of the horrifying news, "That's right, the treasury exploded and a spatial crack was actually created. Those demons were previously absorbed into the Demon Suppressing Seal, but now they have descended into the mortal world."

Yue Fei immediately thought of the brilliant meteor shower that could be observed worldwide two months ago that even the Observatory had not been able to predict …

Now that he thought about the weak water, Yue Fei was immediately covered in cold sweat. This was more than just a mess … This was simply a heavenly leak!

Weak water... Are you really a jinx?

"Based on my calculations, the mortal world will soon be bustling with noise and excitement."

Not good, he had an ominous premonition!