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Although Ruoshui said it very quickly, Yue Fei never expected it to be this fast.

Thus, when Weak Water kicked him out of bed in the middle of the night, the anger in Yue Fei's stomach was about to break through the horizon.

"You really are a jinx, right? I've been abnormal since I saw you today. " Yue Fei scratched his head in confusion. "What's going on?"

"There's a demon."

"What do you mean?"

Yue Fei's movements froze as his face turned pale.

"This aura is still very weak, so I am certain that some animals have become demons."

Yue Fei was at a loss. How many years had it been since the compulsory education? He had seen everything. This was the first time he heard of an animal suddenly turning into a monster! In the legends, it was said that those who wanted to become demons could train in the depths of the mountains and forests for a hundred and eighty years, but this was the city of Linjiang City!

Cultivating to become a demon in the city, is this how you defy the heavens!?

"This guy probably can't be considered as someone that has mastered cultivation. He could be considered to be a lucky fellow that has been matured by our spiritual energy. At the very most, he's only a half demon that can't take human form." Ruoshui did not seem to mind as she paused here and asked, "You know that me and those demons …" I am referring to the ones in the Immortal-Suppressing Devil Seal, what does it mean to lose spiritual energy when it falls into the mortal realm? "

Of course, Yue Fei didn't know.

Suddenly, a look of superiority appeared on his face, "Let me tell you, the spirit energy that we emit is enough to cover the desert in the mortal world with fine grass overnight. It turns the sewage in the mortal world into nectar, allowing the injured mortals to recover in the blink of an eye."

"This is a good thing."

Yue Fei was elated. If the entire desert had been covered in greenery, prices wouldn't be so high. It seems like this guy isn't all bad after he descended from the heavens.

Weak water suddenly scowled and continued: "— Those above are ideal situations, and now the mortal world has fallen, the environment is polluted, the world's spirit energy is filthy, the spirit energy that spreads through our bodies is uncontrollable, it will only turn into a violent disaster, such as an earthquake, a volcano, a tsunami, and so on … Other than that, if there are lucky flowers, plants, or insects that absorb enough spiritual energy, they will open their spiritual minds and successfully evolve into monsters. "

Yue Fei's face turned green.

The two quietly went out the door and across the street to the east side of the district. This was a small park, and there were many machines placed there for people to exercise their bodies, so it was naturally very quiet.

Yue Fei asked, "How far is it?"

Ruoshui pointed to the front. "Right here."

"Ah!?" Yue Fei was shocked. Was there a demon here?

It was not his fault that Yue Fei was scared. Legends like monsters and ghosts had a very deep place in the hearts of the Chinese people.

A true demon! In the modern world, something more precious than a giant panda was actually here! It was less than a kilometer away from his home!

However, Yue Fei tried his best to widen his eyes but couldn't find anything.

"Hiss …" "Phew …"

In the darkness, a red light suddenly lit up. In the pitch-black night, it was so dazzling, so bright. A ball of dense gas slowly wrapped around that area of darkness, making it impossible for one to see through the mist. It was just like a demon that could swallow the clouds and exhale the mist in myths …

"This … This … This …" Yue Fei shook his head violently, slowly pointing his finger towards that guy. He had seen that guy clearly the moment the red light flashed.

"Is this the demon!?"

Ruoshui nodded with certainty. "This is the demon."

"F * ck me …" Yue Fei's balls hurt. What expression should he use now to show his pain?

Just ten meters away from them, lying on the swing with one paw propped up and the other resting on its leg, was a dog with its back against the chain, looking gloomily up at the stars at a forty-five-degree angle, smoking and puffing from a cigarette in its beak.

Yue Fei had seen this stray dog before. It had no owner, so it wandered around the neighborhood looking for food to eat from the trash can.

"Yo."

The dog raised its paws as it recognized Yue Fei.

"Yo …" Yue Fei was a little broken as he greeted back.

"Your unannounced visit disturbed my thoughts." The dog was very depressed.

"You … "What are you thinking about …"

"Just half an hour ago, I was still rolling around in this trash can looking for food. However, half an hour later, I was sitting on the swing with a cigarette in my mouth, thinking about life." "So I was wondering who I was, where I came from, where I was going, and what I was supposed to do."

Yue Fei collapsed. A monster, a dog demon that had just become a demon, was thinking about the ultimate question of the great Only Idealism. Not only that, it also posed a fourth question: What should I do?

Socrates would cry, you bastard!

"Can you help me find the answer?"

The dog looked at Yue Fei with a strange vicissitudes of life. Both of its eyes were clear as day, as if it had completely comprehended the meaning of life.

Yue Fei's body trembled. He finally understood that the person in front of him was no longer a dog, but a dog that had great intelligence! Was it a dog with great wisdom? Obviously not! It was now the wise man of the dogs, the MVP of the wise men!

If this was the starting point, then this person would be the main character that would be worn by the soul. He would be a powerhouse that would inevitably walk on the path of a heaven-defying genius!

"S-sorry!" Yue Fei looked ashamed. "I can't help you!"

As a dignified human, he was actually unable to help a dog. This made him feel as if he had wasted the past twenty years of his life.

"It doesn't matter. If it was that easy to find the answer, I wouldn't be sitting here thinking."

The dog put its paw on Yue Fei's shoulder to comfort him.

I was actually comforted by a dog! Yue Fei's cheeks streamed with tears.

Ruoshui sneered, stood on her tiptoes and looked down at the dog: "Let me tell you the answer." "You used to be a dog, but now you're a dog demon. You came from the female dog's stomach …"

The dog interrupted Ruoshui's words with a confused look, "The dog is f * cking born from a dog, and the demon is born from a demon. But, why am I born from a dog and become a demon now? "This isn't scientific …"

Bastard! You are the most unscientific existence!

Veins popped out on Ruoshui's forehead as she suppressed her anger and continued, "In the end, are you going to enter the reincarnation cycle again, or cultivate to the level of a demon immortal ascended to the Immortal World? There are records of it in the Book of Life and Death.

"That's not right …" If these two are my possibilities, how can there be a result if I don't make a choice now? What if I choose the opposite of the Book of Life and Death? If I enter reincarnation and see the King of Hell again, then I won't be able to become an Immortal in the Book of Life and Death. If I become an Immortal, then I won't be able to enter reincarnation in the Book of Life and Death … So, I don't think the Book of Life and Death is scientific at all. "

Stop! Stop! Schrödinger would cry if he continued! The quantum theory was actually proven by a dog!

"Cut the crap!" What you should do now is to immediately leave with me! "

The weak water finally could not hold it in and burst out, slapping the dog to the ground with a single slap.

"That's not right …" "I'm a monster now, how could I be smacked to the ground by a little loli …"

The dog was being dragged by the water, its entire face was lying on the ground, and its mouth was still mumbling.

Yue Fei followed from a distance, a conflicted look on his face.

Ruoshui gritted her teeth, "Because I'm a Golden Immortal!"

If it wasn't for the fact that there was no one else available, she wouldn't have bothered with this dead dog! This was too damn long-winded!

"Beep! Beep!"

At this moment, a crazy sports car rushed over shakily. Yue Fei didn't even have the chance to react before the sports car hit the weak water!

"Weak water!"

At this moment, Yue Fei's breathing stopped.

Time seemed to slow down as it played, frame by frame. After the luxurious Lamborghini hit the weak water, the bumper, hood and hood slowly caved in. Yue Fei could even see the young driver's drunk face through the windshield.

Then the whole car flipped over in the air.

"What's his name?" The weak surface of the water which was dragging a dog turned around expressionlessly. "It scared me."

Did I scare you? F * ck me … Yue Fei was speechless, looking as if he had just seen a ghost.

"Are you alright?"

"Nonsense!" You want to hurt me with this stupid thing? What a joke! " Ruoshui had a face full of disdain, then she flew into a rage, "Are you questioning this big Luo Jinxian!?"

"Are you f * cking an iron wall tank …"

"This is not scientific... "With such a small body, it's impossible for it to remain standing in place unscathed after suffering such a strong shock …"

The dog continued mumbling on the ground.

Yue Fei was stunned for a moment before rushing over. He heaved a sigh of relief when he found out that the weak water hadn't even damaged his clothes. Then, with his heart pounding, he rushed to the front of the sports car.

Lamborghini's beautiful body had become completely deformed, as if it had been ravaged by a huge monster. Thanks to the quality of this world-famous car, the driver in the driver's seat was wrapped in a gasbag. Although it looked like he was seriously injured, he was still breathing.

Yue Fei's first reaction was to cause trouble, while his second was to make an emergency call.

"Hey!" Hello, I'm at the east gate of An Xing district. I just saw a car accident here... "Let me tell you something else, this driver is still alive. He's driving a sports car, looks like he's very rich."

The other end of the line immediately hung up.

"Phew, it's done." Yue Fei heaved a sigh of relief before looking sympathetically at the unlucky child in the car. "I've already called you. As for how you're cured, that will depend on whether you're lucky enough or not …" "But with so much money, the doctors probably won't treat you unfairly."

Ruoshui dragged the dog to Yue Fei's side with a look of disdain on her face, "Do you care if he dies or not? Drunk driving should be punished under the laws of the mortal world, right? Today, he bumped into me. What if it was someone else? "

"Shh, lower your voice. You are an immortal, of course you don't care about that. I still want to live, and I can't afford to offend a young master like Lamborghini. Let's hurry up and leave. This has nothing to do with us, we are just witnesses."

Ruoshui scoffed, but she didn't argue with Yue Fei and they hurried back home.

Just as they left, an old Daoist priest floated into the park like a ghost. The old Daoist Priest's entire body was reeking of alcohol, his old face was red but he had a stern expression. He held onto a strange compass and muttered to himself, "This is strange …" Burp. It was clearly here … Why did he disappear … What a strong interference... Burp! Did I drink too much? "