Rebirth: That's Life/C6 Damn It I Was a Retard in the Past?
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C6 Damn It I Was a Retard in the Past?

When Cold Wind decided to learn the language of his future parents, his daily job was to stick to his future mother's belly and eavesdrop on their private conversations...

During this process, Windy Wind was surprised to find that he seemed to have become a genius all of a sudden. It only took ten days for him to slowly understand the conversation between his future parents. After another ten days... He could already understand their meaning without a doubt. It was just like the Earth language they were talking about! Cold Wind thought, Could it be that the breathing technique that he practiced could enhance his intelligence and develop again?

After Cold Wind solved all the language problems, he was bored to death. After all, listening to daily conversations and the sweet words of husband and wife were very boring. Just as he was considering whether he should try to cultivate the Innate Inner Qi, he suddenly heard that his parents would be going to the hospital the next day. It seemed like they were going to check his mother's body. The cold wind suddenly became excited, although it couldn't be seen. But after being bored for so long... It was also good to go out and listen to other people's words! Haha, it's time to go out.

The next day, the cold wind started to exercise in his future mother's stomach early in the morning. Not long later, he heard his mother say to his father with a smile, "Jiancheng, look. I don't know if my son knows that he will go out to the hospital early in the morning to play. He's moving around in my belly early in the morning! "

"Hehe, that's a good relationship. This means that our son has become smart!" His father said happily. However, he paused for a moment before sighing and saying, "If only he had really become smarter!"

"Don't say that about our son. Our son will definitely become the smartest, cutest, and kindest child in the future!" With a bang, his mother said angrily.

Hehe, Cold Wind was laughing secretly in his stomach. Dad in the future, you also said that I'm not smart and got beaten up by my mother, right? Serves me right! However, Cold Wind felt that something was not right. He clearly felt that he was already a genius. This future father of his seemed to be very stupid. Forget it, he couldn't stop thinking about it first.

It was not easy to wait for the husband and wife to finish their meal. Haha, Cold Wind thought. It's time to go out. I can finally go out and experience the means of transportation first. I don't know if this is a horse carriage or a car, but Cold Wind still likes to ride a horse carriage. After all, he had never ridden that thing before.

"Lee'er, let's go! There will be too many people queuing for the check-up later."

"Okay."

She nodded. "We're here. Lee'er, you sit down and rest for a while. I'll go get the number!"

When Windy Wind heard this, he thought with satisfaction. Not bad. He even got the number. The degree of civilization was not inferior to Earth's. No, that's not right! Arrived? We're already at the hospital? He had only spoken a few words before arriving at the hospital? When Leng Feng thought of this, his mother was so shocked that her eyes almost popped out! Depressed Ing, even a spaceship wouldn't be this fast, right? At least there was a boarding procedure! Forget it, if I can't figure it out, then I won't think too much about it. Anyway, when I get out, I'll slowly know what's going on.

Listening to the chattering sounds outside, the cold wind comfortably lies down. Before falling asleep, he heard his father smiling as he says to his mother, "Lee'er, it is our turn. Go and check it out!"

Cold Wind immediately became alert. He thought, Ha, I don't know what kind of check I have to do. I want to experience it properly! If it wasn't for the boredom, he would have gone crazy!

"Hubby, I'm a little scared. I'm afraid it's still the result of the previous examination!"

"Lee'er, don't be afraid. Didn't we agree that no matter what happens to our child, we will raise him up. As long as our family is happy and happy!"

When Windy Wind heard this, he felt depressed. What happened to me? I'm pretty good. I feel like I'm unprecedentedly smart.

"Yes, Hubby, you're right. We have to be happy and strong!"

"Okay, let's go!"

Ah, Leng Feng screamed in his heart. It was just a check. He said it as if he was facing a huge decision!

After a while, Cold Wind felt that a hand was slowly touching his future mother's abdomen. Then, it emitted a gentle white light. Hmm, it was quite comfortable.

Then, he heard an old female voice outside saying, "The baby's body is quite healthy, and his mental strength is not bad either. 10% of his mental strength has reached the lowest level of an ordinary baby!"

Cold Wind was depressed. I'm the low level one. No, I want to be the high level one! Before he could finish thinking, he heard his mother screaming. Then, she kept muttering to herself, "Really? Is this true?"

Cold Wind could not help but be frightened to the point that his heart was thumping wildly. Could it be that his so-called mental strength was too low? It made his mother go crazy. No, I don't want a stepmother. I want a biological mother. In this world, only a mother is good. I don't want to be a grass the moment I'm born...

"Really? Doctor, please check again. Please check again!" This was his father's voice. Cold Wind thought to himself, I'm finished. Dad doesn't seem to be normal anymore! Lyndin:... ""

"What are you guys doing? If you don't believe me, I'm going to check!" The doctor said in dissatisfaction.

"No, look at this. This is the checklist from last time!"

"Ah? Last time, his spiritual energy was only 1%. It can't be, right? The lowest level? Wait a moment, I'll check again!"

A white light came again. Cold Wind felt depressed. What? Was it the lowest grade in the past? Could it be that he was mentally handicapped in the past?

"It can't be wrong, ten percent, only more or less! Xiao Li, go and invite Academician Zhang, who went through the last inspection, and let him do another examination!"

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