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Shen Yi and Ni Chenjun got married in 2022, and after four years, they were in a world of two people. In 2026, Shen Yi was 25 years old, and Ni Chenjun was 32 years old. Both of them started to prepare for pregnancy, preparing to give birth to a baby.

Both of them worked very hard, so the pregnancy process went very smoothly (?). Nine months later, the two of them welcomed their first child.

It was a boy. After Shen Yi gave birth, she took a look and felt that her eyes hurt. He was too ugly, red and wrinkled. She could not see the peerless elegance passed down from her parents' excellent genes at all. He was so ugly that Shen Yi wondered if the child had been disfigured in her womb.

But fortunately, a week later, the baby came out of the nursery with white and tender skin. At that moment, Shen Yi once again believed that the child was indeed the child she painstakingly gave birth to. After all, that nose and that mouth were carved from the same mold as her. As for the eyes, they were very similar to Ni Chenjun's. It was just that he was young. It was still hard to tell how sharp and reserved his aura was.

After the child was born, Ni Chenjun quickly became a dairy father. He fed milk powder and changed diapers to bathe the child. As long as he was busy, he would be in charge. He did not let Shen Yi exercise more than half of the time and sincerely fulfilled the promise of marriage.

When the child grew up, a big name and a small name would cause the two of them to be anxious.

Until one day, Shen Yi accepted an endorsement. When she returned home, the company gave her a pair of lovers watch. The watch was inlaid with gold and it was obvious that they were not human.

Shen Yi did not want to wear it, and Ni Chenjun also did not want to wear it. Only the child could not move his eyes away when he looked at the watch. He had just learned to walk. He ran to his small bed with two watches in his arms and hid them under his pillow. He asked if there were any watches. He even stuck close to Shen Yi, Ni Chenjun, and acted cute.

The two of them were so amused by him that they immediately knocked on the board and named it Gold.

Taking care of children had its ups and downs, and at every stage, they could unlock new postures of happiness, anger, sadness, and happiness.

When Little Goldie was two years old, Shen Yi and Ni Chenjun carried him to Little Class. No matter what, the brat refused to come down from Ni Chenjun's body and cried as soon as he pulled him. He cried and howled, causing all the children in the kindergarten to howl along with him. The teacher couldn't stop him from complaining in front of the principal, and the principal even said that this child was domineering. He couldn't afford it.

Only God knew how hard Shen Yi and Ni Chenjun had endured at that time. They endured laughing and crying, but in their hearts, they still wanted to curse.

It was a big matter for Little Gold to go to kindergarten, but no matter how much trouble he caused, in the end, his arms could not twist his thighs. So one day, this extremely popular celebrity couple decided to temporarily abandon their conscience - we won't talk nonsense. Leave the child and run. The mortal world has nothing to do with us.

The effect of doing this is significant. On the first day that Goldie went back to kindergarten, it was so sensible that it did not let Ni Chenjun tell a story to coax him to sleep. Shen Yi felt that he had grown up. After all, she would not admit that this child cried so much that he did not have the mood to play around.

The problem of Goldie going to school had been solved, but the problem of writing homework had never been a good solution.

So Ni Chenjun called Ni Chenxi back with a phone call. Brother, your nephew is too stupid. Come back and help him with his homework.

Although Ni Chenxi rarely contacted Ni Chenjun and Shen Yi over the years, he liked this smart and beautiful nephew from the bottom of his heart. So many times, he could abandon his past grudges and play some retarded games with his little nephew to insult his intelligence.

But it was only at this moment that Ni Chenxi finally realized that no matter how retarded a game was, it was still better than teaching homework.

"Gold, the answer to this question is 11, not 7." Ni Chenxi patiently pointed out his mistake.

Gold insisted on himself, "It's 7, not 11."

Ni Chenxi felt that the patience at this moment was still very good, "11, not 7."

Goldie blinked its big eyes and began to lie. "17, not 7."

Ni Chenxi smiled. "Eleven, ten, one, not seven."

Goldie looked at this handsome and smart little uncle and continued to lie through its teeth. "17, 10, 7, not 1."

Ni Chenxi held the pencil in his hand tightly. "11, 1, not 7."

Goldie realized the danger in Ni Chenxi's eyes, but the fragrance of knowledge still made him insist on himself.... "17, 7. Burp, not one. "

Ni Chenjun came to deliver fruits. Seeing the uncle and nephew pair staring at each other with love, he could not help laughing, "Goldie must listen to uncle."

Goldie instantly smiled until his eyebrows curved. He called out in a soft voice," Father. "

Ni Chenxi put down the pen and sneered, "Including Shen Yi, I have taught two pigs in my life."

Ni Chenjun,... ""

Ni Chenxi continued to hurt his heart, "This is the dumbest pig I have ever taught."