C255 Old Fraud and Old Bastard(part I)

"Well, at least he's gone. It wasn't a waste of my efforts. " The old man slowly sat up from the rattan chair and looked at the sunset outside the window.

"It is indeed a good thing done by an old man like you!" At this moment, a lion's roar suddenly exploded beside him. It shocked him so much that he stood up all of a sudden. Then, a figure broke through the door and entered.

It was the person who arrived before the sound could be heard!

"Heh, I knew I wouldn't be able to hide it from you, old fogey. " The old man glanced at him helplessly, but his face didn't reveal any surprise. It was likely that the only person in this palace who could ignore his restrictions and barge in was this old fogey.

"Humph! You still want to hide it from me? I'll have to trouble you to cover up the smell on your body next time. It stinks so bad that it stinks the sky. I think you're afraid that others won't recognize you, right?" The person sneered and asked, "So you admit it?"

"What do you mean I admit it? What do I admit?"

The old man was naturally Ou Yezi. However, at this moment, he was clearly angry from embarrassment and said, "Dou Tianlai, didn't you get out of the palace and retire? Why did you have the time to come here today?"

"I raised you as a bear!" Dou Tianlai cursed in a vulgar manner. At the same time, his body moved, and in the next moment, he appeared behind the old man in horror. Two weapons, one on the left and the other on the right, were grabbed onto the old man's neck.

Upon closer inspection, the weapons were actually two pieces of broken turtle shell.

"Old Divine, tell me honestly. Is that troublesome Son of Misfortune a trick you played? What is your intention in deceiving everyone?" After saying that, Dou Tianlai increased the strength in his hand and threatened. "Hurry up and tell me. If you don't tell me, I'll kill you!"

One had to say that at this moment, old supreme commander Dou did not have the demeanor of a marshal at all. He behaved like a hooligan who did not meet the standards, without any quality to speak of.

"Aiya, you old fool. It has been so many years, yet you are still such a bastard. Quickly let go of me, quickly!" Ou Yezi also shouted like a hooligan: "Don't blame me for not reminding you. Have you forgotten all the crimes you have suffered in the past? Believe it or not, I can let you experience it again anytime and anywhere! "

Dou Tianlai seemed to have really been schemed against by him. When he heard this, he subconsciously shrank his neck. However, when he saw the exquisite layout around him, he immediately became confident again. He chuckled, but no matter how he looked at it, his smile was vulgar. "Alright. If you're not afraid of destroying all these bottles and jars of yours, you can do whatever you want. I'll take all of them. "

"You. . . " Ou Yezi was furious, but there was nothing he could do about it. It had been more than a day or two since the two of them had been at loggerheads. If they wanted to investigate this matter, they would have to talk about the time of the late emperor.

At that time, Ou Yezi was in Great Chu, and Dou Tianlai was outside. The power of the nation was extremely strong, and no one dared to bully them. Logically speaking, The two people who were working together to promote development should appreciate each other. However, in reality, the two of them could not even piss in the same pot. There was definitely someone like you, me, or you. . . You call me an old bastard, and I call you an old liar. They couldn't meet, so they would definitely pinch each other when they saw each other.

For this, the previous emperor even set a precedent for the two of them to go to the morning court. Every single time there was a single number, When Ou Yezi went to court, there would always be a double number. When Dou Tianlai went to court, a period of peace finally passed. Later on, when the previous emperor passed away, this precedent was preserved as law. Even when Chu Feng was in power at the early stage, it was still used.

Speaking of which, when the previous emperor passed away, Dou Tianlai immediately left. This had a lot to do with the conflict between the two of them.

"Don't glare at me with that dead fish eye of yours. Do you believe that I won't be able to dig it out?" Grand Marshal Dou threatened, "Your patience is limited. Be sensible and tell me quickly!"

"What did you say?" Ou Yezi widened his eyes and said innocently.

"Tsk tsk, old man. You have already fallen into my hands, yet you still dare to pretend to be me!" Dou Tianlai chuckled a few times. He exerted strength in his hands, and the two pieces of turtle shell immediately began spinning around his neck. Ou Yezi didn't care at first, but when Dou Tianlai spun the tortoiseshell closer to his head, The Imperial Advisor immediately shouted, "Stop!" He didn't want to watch himself become bald.

"I say, Old Fraud, have you changed your mind?" Dou Tianlai leaned his head over and said with a mischievous smile. "Actually, I think it's not bad for you to change your hairstyle. What do you think about the nickname, Old Bald Donkey? Does it suit you better?"

"Get lost!" Ou Yezi almost roared out. He realized that as long as he met this old bastard. . . No matter how good his self-cultivation was, he would get sick sooner or later due to his anger.

"Tsk tsk, don't get angry. My heart is not good. What if I get scared by you again?" Dou Tianlai smiled sinisterly as he played with the turtle shell in his hand. The turtle shell spun like a windmill and made a whooshing sound. It almost cut off Ou Yezi's hair several times.

"Old friend, you have to hurry up. Look, my hand is getting more and more disobedient. Hey, hey ~ "As he spoke, he slightly moved the turtle shell in his hand closer. Ou Yezi only felt a cool breeze blowing by his ear, and then a few strands of hair that fell to his ear drifted down.

"You bastard!" Ou Yezi was about to go crazy. Those few strands of hair were deliberately grown by him. He wanted to make himself look more sage-like, but he never thought that his image would be ruined by this old man. In a moment of anger, he wanted to fiercely teach him a lesson, but he was also afraid that he would be forced into a corner. If he did not stop, then he would really be too ashamed to face others.

"Old Man Dou, let me go first. I will tell you the cause and effect of this in detail. "

The two of them were in a deadlock for a while. Ou Yezi was the first to speak. His thoughts were very simple. As long as this old man let go, He would use an escape technique to escape first. Once he got out of this place, he would have plenty of ways to deal with him.

However, Dou Tianlai had been dealing with him for his entire life. How could he not guess what he was thinking? Not only did he not let go, he even sealed several of his major acupoints. Obviously, he had suffered a great loss before, so he was very cautious at this moment.

"Old Divine, you have fallen into my hands. Don't think about escaping anymore. Do you think that I will be fooled by you as easily as the last time?" Dou Tianlai got angry when he thought about what happened last time. He just believed his nonsense and was almost killed by this old man. At this moment, he said in a bad mood, "I advise you to speak honestly. I promise I won't talk. Otherwise, you can just wait to become a baldie! "

These words are actually my ultimatum. I believe that as long as Ou Yezi still insists on not speaking, he will immediately wipe out his hair.

"Forget it. If you have any questions, just ask them. I won't hide it from you. " Ou Yezi obviously gave in, but added at the end. "Old bastard, pray that you don't fall into my hands. Otherwise, I will definitely return it to you ten times or even a hundred times over. "