Return From the Immortal Realm/C19 You are chang'e?
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C19 You are chang'e?

As they passed Hagan Das, Xiao Lan stopped walking, and Wei Fan bought a bucket of water for Xiao Lan and began to chatter like a housewife. "It would be nice to eat in an ice factory or something. What was there to eat in this H?agen-Dazs?

The Xiaolan didn't pay any attention to him and used a small spoon to dig a large piece out and stuffed it into Wei Fan's mouth.

After Wei Fan ate a few mouthfuls, he realized that this Hagan Das was indeed better to eat than the ice factory. No, no, I was just teaching this Microsiren a lesson, why am I wavering now? Hmm, when I have enough, eating a few barrels a day isn't out of the question.

The two of them ate ice cream as they strolled home. When the door opened, Xiaolan shouted that she was tired and ran towards the sofa, but after a little girl screamed, she was speechless.

Wei Fan was curious as to what could scare the Microsiren. He took off his shoes and went through the profound entrance, seeing the scene in front of him, he could not help but cry out.

A woman fell asleep on the sofa. The clothes that she was wearing was the ancient attire that Wei Fan and Xiaolan were extremely familiar with. However, there were no extravagant decorations at all. She was wearing a plain dress.

The person on the sofa seemed to be sleeping soundly, the continuous calls from Xiaolan and Wei Fan did not disturb her.

Wei Fan walked over to Xiaolan and squatted down to ask: "Xiaolan, is there a person in our house? Do you know him? Do you feel any aura from her body? "

As a plant, the Xiaolan was more sensitive to auras than Wei Fan. However, the sleeping girl in front of him did not give her any sudden aura. In fact, Xiaolan felt that this girl was like the moon in the sky. But how was that possible? How could someone be like the moon?

In reality, Wei Fan felt the same way, but he did not say it. He hadn't even seen the girl's face yet, but she had curled her legs into a ball. Wei Fan had to admit that these little feet were really nice to look at.

No matter what, he had to wake this girl up and find out where she came from.

Just as Wei Fan was thinking of how to wake this woman up, Xiaolan took out a piece of crystal from the ground and threw it out. The spot where it hit was neither too far off nor too far off from the spot where it hit. It was on the back of that girl's head.

Seeing that she had hit her target, the Xiaolan acted as if nothing had happened. She took out another bag of potato chips and started enjoying herself on the ground. In fact, Xiaolan thought to smash her butt, because there was too much meat on her butt and it wouldn't hurt, so she shouldn't be angry.

The woman's body trembled for a moment, then she used her hands to prop herself up from the sofa. With a wave of her black hair, a sullen little face appeared in Wei Fan's eyes.

She was a classical beauty with a oval face and beautiful eyes. Because he was ambushed, he obviously didn't have a good expression on his face. Wei Fan urgently pointed at Xiaolan who was eating his potato chips honestly, indicating that it had nothing to do with him.

The woman seemed to have a pretty good upbringing. Her nose wrinkled, then she stood up, and slowly faced Wei Fan. Wei Fan also subconsciously clasped his hands together, and said: "This one greets you."

The woman's red lips parted as she said, "Greetings, young master. I'm Chang'e ?"

Hearing Chang'e, Wei Fan was stunned, why would someone mention his position in the Immortal World? No, she said he's Chang'e. Could she have come from the Immortal World as well? The Immortal World had discovered that they had disappeared, so why would they send someone to replace him?

"Miss, you said that you're Chang'e?"

The woman seemed to be puzzled, but she still answered Wei Fan's question with certainty. "Young master, I am Chang'e. "I don't know how many years I've spent in the Moon Palace, but I've finally returned to the mortal world. However, the world has changed too much."

Wei Fan anxiously interrupted, "Miss, my name is also Chang'e, I am also from the Immortal World. "Excuse me, when you were in the Immortal World, did a little female dog called the Howling Celestial Dog always get people to play with it?"

The woman in white revealed a different expression. After confirming that she did not hear wrongly, she said, "Young master, that Howling Celestial Dog is a general under Erlang Shen, Yang Jian. What's more ? That's still a male dog! "

"Is that little girl Nezha still worried about being short?"

"Gongzi, Third Prince Nezha is a dignified eight foot man."

"Has the Jade Emperor discovered the ill fate between the Queen Mother and the Canopy Marshal?"

The lady in white felt that she was about to go crazy. No matter how much this person said, she still answered Wei Fan's question, "The Heavenly Canopy Marshal is now a joyous Buddha, how could the Queen Mother fancy him ?"

Wei Fan flipped through all the memories of the Immortal World in his mind, while Chang'e tried her best to recall them. But in the end, the immortal realms that the two of them spoke of were completely different. Many deities had very different temperaments, and some were even of different genders.

He thought back to a book he had read in the library. It said that there were many parallel spaces in this world. Sooner or later, humans would be able to freely travel between time and space. Initially, they thought that the ignorant humans were bullshitting. However, they didn't expect that today, they had proven this point.

It was unknown what Chang'e was thinking, but the eyes of Wei Fan, who was slumped on the ground, were unconsciously attracted to Chang'e's cute little feet.

Chang'e's face turned red from her fiery gaze as she panicked, then she quickly withdrew back into her long skirt.

After thinking about it for a long time, Wei Fan finally gave the name Chang'e to his magnanimously. Seeing that Chang'e did not seem to have the intention of leaving and he appeared here unknown, Wei Fan finally asked, "I say, why did you come all the way here? "Also, what do you plan to do in the future?"

Chang'e bit her lips and muttered, "It's because I felt some spiritual energy that I came to you, Young Master. As for his plans for the future, due to the great changes in the human world, this little girl also ? "

Come on! Wei Fan understood. It seemed that he was going to adopt another great beauty again. For some reason, Wei Fan had a very bad feeling about this. However, Chang'e had no one to rely on, and Wei Fan couldn't reject her soft and weak look.

Xiaolan, who seemed to not care about the affairs of the world, had always been concerned about the development of the situation. Seeing that a woman, who was even more beautiful than his Big Sister Xuancao, had appeared, Xiaolan felt that it was necessary to remind Uncle Wei, who was actually not bad.

He climbed onto Wei Fan's body and placed his lips next to Wei Fan's ears, then said seriously: "Uncle, I have to remind you, Sister Xuancao knows that she will not be happy if you were to bring such a beautiful girl home."

Wei Fan looked at Chang'e who was casting his curious gaze over and said righteously, "Hmph! "What's there to be afraid of? She's not someone like me." Finally, he whispered into the Xiaolan's ears: "About that, don't tell Xuancao!"

When no one was looking, Xiaolan ran upstairs to the bedroom and called Xuancao. Towards a great beauty that had appeared in Wei Fan's home, Li Xuancao didn't seem to have any special feelings. But there were very few beautiful women, and Li Xuancao was always satisfied with her looks. Hearing that there was someone more beautiful than herself, Xuancao became interested.

It was Chang'e's meal today, but it was extremely shabby. The three of them ate instant noodles for one night each, which could be said to be extremely unhealthy.

But for the three of them, it was almost impossible to cause any harm when facing them. On the contrary, they were interested in the countless wisdom of mortals that had condensed within them due to their novelty.

After eating dinner, Wei Fan realized that Chang'e had actually turned on the water faucet somehow, and was holding the water faucet to her mouth and drinking water inconspicuously.

Hurry up and save Chang'e, otherwise, if others see the dignified Chang'e do such a disgraceful thing, their world might collapse.

When Wei Fan first arrived, he did similar foolish things. However, Chang'e was really drinking water from the kitchen tap, she was drinking water from the school toilet.

After teaching Chang'e how to use the water dispenser to drink, he also gave her some basic knowledge. Just when Wei Fan was about to carry out his daily training, the beautiful Chang'e, who was bubbling up, lowered her head. However, her red ears still betrayed her. What had embarrassed her so much?

To Chang'e, this kind of thing was almost like killing her, but she had been holding it in for more than a few hours, more than a few days. Even though she was a deity and had a way to continuously circulate her energy within her body, she didn't want to do that. Women and deities loved cleanliness.

"Young master, may I ask ?" "May I ask where is the toilet?"

Wei Fan hurriedly pointed to the door at the end of the corridor. Chang'e lowered her head and instantly entered the bathroom.

Immediately, Wei Fan realised that this human Chang'e might not be able to use the toilet. As a man, it would be hard for him to go in, so he pushed Xiaolan out and let her teach Chang'e how to use modern cleaning equipment.

Not only did Xiaolan teach Chang'e how to go to the toilet, she also taught her how to wash her hands on the toilet. At night, Chang'e even had a bubble bath with the Xiaolan, causing Wei Fan, the normal man, to wander around outside the door who knows how many times.

When he woke up the next morning, the Xiaolan had already brought a lot of potato chips home. Wei Fan had no choice but to admit defeat to the Microsiren.

When Chang'e first woke up, her lazy and untidy appearance made Wei Fan's eyes light up, and he had the urge to turn into a wolf.

Chang'e also sat down and started to eat her breakfast as she smiled shyly at Wei Fan.

Wei Fan finished his breakfast heartily and started to size Chang'e up from top to bottom. The first step in living in the mortal world was to blend in with normal people, but Chang'e's outfit, coupled with her beautiful appearance, would attract attention no matter where she went.

After being sized up by Wei Fan, Chang'e felt uncomfortable and came to the mortal world. Although there were probably only 10% of Cultivation Level left, she swore to teach Wei Fan a lesson if he decided to be disrespectful to her.

"Chang'e!" "This outfit of yours is not suitable for you. If you go out, you will definitely attract the attention of passersby. We have to keep a low profile, do you understand?"

Thinking about how there was a bunch of flies circling around her wherever she went these past few days, and how there were even people with ulterior motives, Chang'e nodded in agreement. Then, she said, "Then, Young Master, please give Chang'e a few sets of mortal clothes."

Wei Fan, however, stopped talking. He did not have a girlfriend, where did the clothes come from? Just as he was thinking about where he should go to help Chang'e with the clothes, he heard someone knocking on the door, and Xuancao's voice.

Chang'e asked awkwardly, "Young Master Wei, is that your wife? If it will cause your wife to misunderstand, I can leave. "

A beauty is a disaster, but the beauties aren't wrong either! But why did it always inconvenience others because of their beauty? Chang'e was troubled.

Wei Fan looked at the culprit, Xiaolan, with a head full of black lines, before he consoled, "Xuancao is only my friend, Chang'e, don't think too much about him."

However, Chang'e said faintly, "Is it a girlfriend?"

A girlfriend? Wei Fan, who was about to open the door, spat out blood.

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