C5

When the women heard this, they all understood what was going on and immediately burst out laughing, causing Yang Hui Ying's face to turn red. Fortunately, Fan Dawei came out in time to say something, stopping everyone's laughter. Otherwise, Yang Hui Ying would really have been embarrassed.

Seeing that he had said something wrong to embarrass Yang Hui Ying, Ma Dong felt embarrassed and decided to take a piss after drinking a large amount of beer. He then left the table and went to the toilet to pee.

He was in a hurry to pee, so before he even reached the toilet, Ma Dong had already unbuckled his belt. Unexpectedly, when he was half a body away, a loud "Ah!" sound came from inside.

Fan Xiaobing was in the middle of clearing up the mess.

"Damned Ma Dong, don't even make a sound when you go to the toilet!" Fan Xiaobing was so shocked that he half squatted down and said with a red face.

Ma Dong was even more shocked. After a moment of shock, he turned his head and hastily waved his hand. "I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything at all."

"Why are you still standing there? Why are you still standing there?" Fan Xiaobing wanted to flare up, but didn't dare to make a sound.

"Alright, alright, alright. I'll go out, get out." Ma Dong hurriedly turned around and left. He broke out in a cold sweat. The scorching sun shone on his body, but he still felt cold.

Everyone in the room was drinking and not paying much attention to what was going on in the yard. Ma Dong ran outside to the pigsty and peed his pants with a droop of his head. He hastily returned to his room and sat down. He was afraid that Little Ice would find him and settle the score. Luckily, when Little Ice returned to the table, he and his classmates were still talking and laughing, as if nothing had happened.

Ma Dong rubbed his chest and heaved a sigh of relief.

On the woman's table, the feast ended early. Ma Dong quickly finished his wine and followed suit. He thanked Fan Dawei and said he wanted the orchard to work, then he walked out of the courtyard. Just as he walked a few steps, he heard hurried footsteps behind him. He turned around and was shocked as Little Ice chased after him with his fists clenched.

"Little Ice, what are you doing?" Ma Dong turned around and vigilantly asked.

"Let's go outside. I have something to talk to you about." Little Ice frowned and curled his lips.

Ma Dong followed Little Ice out of the courtyard. Little Bing wore an extremely disgusted expression as she said, "Ma Dong, that place of yours is so ugly!" After saying that, he sprinted back to the yard.

It took a long time for Ma Dong to regain his senses. Blinking his eyes, he didn't say anything. He was trying to figure out what Fan Xiaobing was trying to say.

Returning to the orchard, Ma Dong felt dizzy. That large cup of white wine was too strong and strong for him to drink.

He took off his shoes and went to bed.

Not even five minutes after he laid down, the big yellow dog at the door started barking. Ma Dong crawled out of bed, unwilling to do so. He had to be on guard against anyone stealing the fruits. But when he walked to the door and looked, his eyes almost jumped out of their sockets. It was the Village Head's woman, Zhang Cui Cui.

Ma Dong smacked his forehead. How could he have forgotten about this when he was drinking at Zhoushu's house at noon? Zhang Cui said she was coming today!

"Cousin!" Ma Dong cheered as he stepped forward.

"Don't yell, it's not good to let others see." Zhang Cui Cui looked around and whispered.

"Hehe, looks like you're not here to buy an apple!" Taking advantage of the alcohol, Ma Dong asked, "Why did you come here so late in the afternoon and not wait for the sun to set?"

"It's noon, and there's no one here." Zhang Cui Cui rushed into the yard.

At this moment, Ma Dong's courage was extremely great. When he thought about the plot of a book full of ellipses, he stretched out his hand and fished out Zhang Cui Cui.

"Little thing, you're really impatient." Zhang Cui blocked Ma Dong's arm and walked into the living room.

After entering the room, Ma Dong wanted to help unbutton Zhang Cui, "It's so hot, how cool is it?"

Zhang Cui didn't evade. She touched Ma Dong and said, "You put on an act. There wasn't even any reaction."

Ma Dong gave it a try himself. It really was him. He looked like a withered eggplant and felt quite puzzled.

Just at this moment, a shout rang out from the courtyard. "Ma Dong!"

The shout scared Zhang Cui Cui and her face changed.

"Don't be afraid, it's Shan Tuo." Ma Dong stretched out his neck to take a look.

"Bastards don't come early or they don't come late, and yet they're rushing this time." Zhang Cui hurriedly walked out the door and pretended to say to Ma Dong, "Since the price has been agreed upon, we can't change it. We'll come back another day to buy your family's apple." After he finished speaking, he ran out like a wisp of smoke.

Mountain Child's eyes were wide open. After seeing Zhang Cui Cui run away, he asked Ma Dong, "What did Aunt Zhang come here for?"

"Didn't she say it already? She came here to buy apples. Let's talk about the price first." Ma Dong didn't want to talk about this with Shan Wazi, so he reprimanded, "Shan Wazi, why the fuck do you look like a ghost? You didn't even make a sound when you came in! Why didn't Tiger bite you!?"

Shan Wuki pointed outside with a smile, "I've brought Ah Hua here. He'll help me clear the way!"

Ma Dong glanced at Ah Hua, who was playing happily beside the door with Ah Huang. "Good, you little mountain child. You really brought Ah Hua here!"

"Didn't you say this morning? Then, when I enter, Tiger won't make a sound." Shan Tuozi smiled proudly, "It really is effective."

Ma Dong snorted in anger. "What are you doing here?"

"Dig in the ditch, there are fruits and melons, you'd be a fool if you didn't come!" Yamata looked pleased with himself.

Only then did Ma Dong come to his senses, and he hurriedly said, "Alright, let's continue digging like we did this morning. You can pick whatever you want after digging all the fruits in the garden!"

"Alright!" After Shan Youzi finished speaking, he went to the yard and picked up a shovel before leaving …

When Ma Dong returned to the house, he felt vexed and confused at the same time. Why didn't he respond to Zhang Cui just now? Not usually.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something wasn't right. Ma Dong sat on the bed and sighed. "F * ck you, why didn't you use that time at noon to scare off Little Ice?"

As soon as the words left his mouth, Ma Dong was also startled. He hastily fished out an elliptical book from under the mat. In the past, every time he saw it, there would be a change.

One page, two pages, three pages... More than ten pages later, it was still calm and peaceful.

Why is it useless? In the midst of his panic, Ma Dong fell into a deep slumber. When Shan Youzi woke him up, the two of them returned to the village together.

When he arrived home, Ma Ping noticed Ma Dong's silent face and asked him if someone had bullied him. Ma Dong said no. Ma Pingping asked if there was a conflict between him and someone else who was drinking at the Zhoushu house at noon. Ma Dong said no.

"Why did this child give up just like that?" Ma Ping stroked his chin, feeling anxious.

"Could he be sleeping alone in the orchard, surrounded by ghosts?" Qin Xiaoling pondered.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Where did the hell come from?" Ma Ping rolled his eyes and whispered into Qin Xiaoling's ear, "Did this brat miss a woman?"

Qin Xiaoling nodded. "I think so."

Ma Ping tilted his head and thought for a while. "Then why don't we hurry up and find a wife for him?"

"No matter what, we still have to wait. He's only eighteen, and he's still young." Qin Xiaoling said, "Why don't we ask someone we know to send him to work somewhere else to broaden his horizons? Maybe he doesn't want women anymore."

"You're still opening his eyes? What does this damn brat not know? It's more like he opened your eyes." After Ma Ping finished speaking, he nodded his head and said, "That's good too. I can earn money when I go out, maybe I can kidnap a wife and save a lot of gifts."

"You're so beautiful, hurry up and eat. This matter can take its time, there's no rush." As she spoke, Qin Xiaoling entered the kitchen and began to clean up the food.

Ma Ping walked to the corner and carefully caught a dried eel from the mud vat. Ma Dong suddenly called out from behind him, giving him a fright. "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to eat dried eel tonight too!" Ma Dong's tone didn't allow any compromise.

"What's the point of eating that for? I was counting on it to do a lot of work tonight."

"I don't care. I want to eat anyway." Ma Dong tilted his head to the side and was extremely stubborn.

"If you want to eat it, then let him eat it. It's not like the medicine will kill him." Qin Xiaoling walked over and caught the dried eel, preparing to cook it. "You should eat less."

"It doesn't matter if I eat less. You better not buy it later!" Ma Ping threatened Qin Xiaoling with a smile.

"Look at you, you're here again, aren't you?" Qin Xiaoling said snappily, "It's up to you tonight."

When Ma Ping heard this, he relaxed a bit and said to Ma Dong, "Dong Zi, that's enough. We'll share the dried eel."

Only then did a slight smile appear on Ma Dong's face. He strode into the main house and sat down by the table, picking up his chopsticks and waiting for Qin Xiaoling to serve him the dried eel.

The meal started. A plate of eel slices were being eaten by Ma Dong and Ma Ping.

Ma Ping put down his chopsticks to rest for a while and happily said, "Dong Zi, I will eat a bit more than you."

Ma Dong refused to give in and gulped down the soup as well. After that, he looked at Ma Ping like a baby and said, "Godfather, I'll drink the soup as much as you will."

Ma Ping was stunned and said angrily, "You little brat, you didn't even get to fight over food with your father!"

Ma Dong didn't reply. He had his own matters to attend to, so he ate two bowls of porridge with a heavy heart before heading to the orchard.

After arriving at the orchard room, Ma Dong jumped onto the bed and sat down. He eagerly looked down, hoping that under the effects of the dry-eel fish, he would be able to return to normal.

After staring at it for a long time, his neck was sore and he did not show any signs of improvement. He did not put in the effort at all. Ma Dong tilted his head back and fell flat on his back, continuously beating the mat. "F * ck, what drought eel? What the f * ck are you doing!? "Mother, let's see what we can do. I'm not a man anymore …"

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded from outside the door. "What? You're not a man?"

Ma Dong was startled. Only after regaining his composure did he realize that it was his godfather, Ma Ping.

"Godfather, you fought with the godmother again, and you were chased over?" Ma Dong asked.

"Who's fighting with your mother again? I don't think I have any strength left, right?" Ma Ping kept his voice up and around his neck.

"Then why are you here so late again?"

"Didn't I come to see you? Today, you are so listless; I'm afraid that you have something on your mind." Ma Ping entered the house and wrapped himself in a ball of smoke.

"You really didn't fight with your godmother?" Ma Dong asked again.

"Child, are you cursing me for not living a peaceful life?" Ma Ping lifted his leg and kicked Ma Dong's butt.

"You're not going back tonight?" Ma Dong attentively asked.

"Go back, we'll go back later!" Ma Ping had a heroic expression on his face as he spoke with a domineering tone.

"Godfather, does that mean the dried eel is really useful?" Ma Dong's eyes flickered as he asked, "Do you want to try again?"

"Of course!" Ma Ping was very arrogant, but he immediately tilted his neck and reprimanded, "Stinky brat, why are you asking this!?" What are you thinking about all day? "