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Ma Ping's affirmative answer chilled Ma Dong to the core. He couldn't help but let out a "Ai" as he inwardly sighed: So it turns out that the Dry-Eel Eel was extremely useful, but it didn't have any effect on me.

"I say, why are you so anxious?" When Ma Ping saw Ma Dong's sigh, he consoled him, "Isn't it just about wanting a wife? Sooner or later, there will be one. In a year or two, when you turn twenty, I'll help you with this." "Look at the bear you can't wait for right now, it's like a frosted eggplant, why are you still yelling that you're not a man."

"No, I …" Ma Dong opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

"You what you?" Ma Ping let out a puff of smoke, "Dong Zi, people have to have patience when living, they can't be controlled. Before, they didn't teach you much, so you don't have much patience. Just tell me about you being expelled from the school. Isn't it just because you touched her? If you had patience and refused to touch her, wouldn't you have graduated from junior high school? "Maybe he'll be like Fan Qishu's Little Ice, and take the test to be one of the country's most important people."

At the mention of Fan Xiaobang, Ma Dong gritted his teeth in hatred. "That stinking girl has hurt me quite badly!"

Ma Ping laughed upon hearing this, "Hur hur, you stinking brat, so it turns out that you have taken a fancy to the Fan family's Little Ice! But you have to take a piss to look at yourself.

When Ma Dong heard Ma Ping's words, he became even more agitated. "Godfather, I didn't take a fancy to Little Ice because I hated her!"

"You brat, don't think that I don't understand you just because I've never read a book. Then doesn't that mean on TV that you can always say that you hate as much as you love? You saw how you were gritting your teeth at Little Ice just now, that means you have fallen for her from the bottom of your heart! " Ma Ping took a few puffs of smoke and said, "Dong Zi, be more realistic. Don't be too observant. Just look for an ordinary girl. Little Bing from the branch family, don't waste your time."

Even after being told like that, Ma Dong had lost his temper. In fact, he really did like Little Ice. It was just that Little Ice's coldness made him feel inferiority. He didn't have the slightest bit of confidence in himself.

"Alright, you brat. Let's properly grow your body first. It won't be too late to become a man after a year or two." He walked out of the yard and closed the door.

Feeling extremely depressed, Ma Dong sat on the edge of the bed like a wooden block. After a long while, he laid down and fell asleep in a daze.

"Woof woof woof …" Big Yellow started barking.

Ma Dong woke up with a start. He rubbed his eyes and unwillingly got off the bed. This was the rule he set for himself. As long as the dog continued to bark loudly, he had to get up to take a look. Something was definitely going on.

He walked to the entrance of the yard and took a look, but nothing happened. It didn't seem like someone was stealing the fruits.

"Smelly Tiger, if you continue calling me that, I'll castrate you!" Ma Dong angrily said to Big Yellow before he turned around and walked into the restaurant.

Suddenly, a weak voice entered his ears, "Dong'zi, Dong'zi."

This voice frightened Ma Dong so much that he almost fell to the ground. Was there really a female ghost?! The bachelor had once told him that if a person lived alone in the wilderness, a female ghost would come in the middle of the night to look for him.

"Who is it!" Ma Dong tremblingly asked.

There was no answer, only a white shadow rising from the ground opposite the door and drifting toward it.

"Ghost!" It's a ghost! " Ma Dong shouted in surprise and closed the door with a bang. He then untied Big Yellow's iron chain. "Good job, Tiger! Watch the door! Don't let the female ghost in!"

When Big Yellow received the order, he let out a few more "woof woof" and let out a few more loud barks.

For a moment, there was no movement from outside the door. Ma Dong's eyes were wide open.

"Ma Dong, what a f * cking puppy you are! Hurry up and open the door!" Suddenly, the voice sounded again.

Ma Dong was stupefied. This female ghost even knew his name! But after carefully touching it, he felt that something was not right, the voice sounded like Zhang Cui Cui's.

"Is that you, Cousin?"

"Who else could it be other than me?"

Ma Dong hurriedly opened the door and asked, "Cousin, how did you get here in the middle of the night?"

"I was still thinking about what had happened that noon to that Mountain Child." Zhang Cui Cui rushed into the yard.

If it were before, Ma Dong would definitely be extremely happy. But now that he had a problem, his heart felt weak. "It's already so late, I'm afraid this isn't the right time, right?"

"Why not? "I think it's the best choice, no one will find out."

"Village …" Where's the Village Chief? He's not at home? "

"Him? He's so drunk he's like a dead pig. He's sleeping right now." Zhang Cui pulled Ma Dong into the house.

The night wind rolled down from the mountain top, rustling the leaves of the fruit tree in the orchard. Ma Dong's mood was similar to that of a fruit tree; no matter how he swayed, he couldn't calm down. Cousin, how about another day? My heart is really in turmoil, I don't have a Quasi-Deity. " "No," he said.

The cry of a duck came from outside the window, Zhang Cui Cui was happy, "What are you afraid of, why are you afraid of a duck that can cry out? Why don't you make a shxt sound? Besides, the first time you have to be nervous, it's just like the first time you have to learn swimming in the river, and your heart starts pounding, but what's there to be afraid of? Now my aunt is the river.

"No, I'm still too nervous to relax." Ma Dong smacked his lips and said, "I think I'll just have to wait for another day."

"Brat, what are you afraid of? Is it useless?" Zhang Cui said casually.

However, it was usually someone who wasn't interested in listening. When Ma Dong heard this, he became anxious. This sentence didn't poke at his heart, so he glared at the person and said, "Your family's brilliant building is useless!" Zhang Cui Cui, whoever said that I was useless would die a horrible death! "

Ma Dong's overreaction caused Zhang Cui to be puzzled. "You little coward, you're useless! Why don't you tell me!"

"Even if it's useless, I won't tell you!" Ma Dong straightened his neck and crossed his waist as he said, "I'll go along with whoever says it!"

Zhang Cui Li curled her lips and laughed dryly, "Tsk, little bastard, I know what's going on. Alright, let's just pretend that what happened today didn't happen, don't say that I came here, and I won't say that you're a coward."

Ma Dong was infuriated, but he couldn't say anything. He could only silently give up.

"Ma Dong, send me out." Zhang Cui Cui walked to the door of the living room.

"I don't have legs!" Ma Dong said snappily.

"Your Huang also has a leg, what do I do if I bite you in front of the gate?"

Ma Dong had no choice but to leave and send Zhang Cui Cui out.

Walking out of the courtyard, Zhang Cui Cui didn't forget to tease Ma Dong. "Ma Dong, is your Huang family good enough?"

"Fine, very good!" Ma Dong couldn't hold back his anger. "If you look at me with envy, I can lend it to you."

"Aiya, you little baby, what terrible words you can say!" Zhang Cui Cui did not show any weakness, "But no matter how much damage you do, it's useless, you're not even comparable to a dog, and a dog can still lift its head."

"You …" Anxious, Ma Dong turned around and was about to untie the dog chain. "I'll make Tiger bite your mouth to pieces!"

Seeing that she had ran away, Zhang Cui Cui turned her head and said: "Useless thing, using a dog to attack is nothing."

Listening to Zhang Cui Cui's teasing, Ma Dong was both angry and annoyed. Who told him to be so weak and useless? He went into the house, dejectedly, and without taking off his shoes got into bed.

That night, Ma Dong had a nightmarish night. Everywhere he went, he would be ridiculed. Not only that, there were bloody female ghosts everywhere as they chased after him.

When he woke up in the morning, Ma Dong felt dizzy as he sat at the entrance staring blankly at Big Yellow. He couldn't help but wonder: Could it be that I'm not even comparable to a dog? After thinking for a while, he sighed and said to himself, "What the hell is this? If it doesn't work, then it doesn't work. Don't you want to live?" At most, I just don't need to sleep with a woman. Furthermore, I might be able to sleep with a woman even if I do. That bachelor's money is already close to forty years old, so wouldn't he be able to sleep with a woman? "

As he thought of this, Ma Dong's mood improved significantly. His stomach also felt hungry, so he got up and walked back to the village. It was time for dinner.

There were not many people in the field. Usually, there would be many people doing their work early in the morning. But now that the crops were almost grown, there was no need to manage them. All they needed to do was wait for the harvest.

Ma Dong walked alone across the farmlands in desolation. With great difficulty, he whistled. He didn't want to have a miserable expression on his face anymore. Before he reached the village, he saw Yamaguchi come out of the village with a small fishing net in his hand and sit on the bridge to eat a biscuit.

"ShanWako, what are you doing with the fishing net?" Ma Dong shouted from afar.

"Catch the prawns and make fried prawns at noon. Smell good!" Yamaguchi chewed on the biscuit, and the crumbs fell to the ground.

"It's not bad. You know about fried prawns. Have you eaten them before?" Ma Dong squatted down and asked.

"No, my mother has. She was the one who told me to catch the prawns and make them for me to eat." Shan Youzi had a face full of happiness.

Ma Dong knew that it was definitely Yang Hui Ying who had eaten this dish at Fan Da Wei's house yesterday, so he wanted to cook it for Shan Da Zi to eat as well.

"Your mother is so nice!" Ma Dong looked enviously at Shan Wazi.

"Of course!" Shan Wazi tilted his head back in pride and stuffed a biscuit into his mouth. After chewing for a while, he took a deep breath and said, "But there are bad times as well."

"What, what's wrong?" Ma Dong hurriedly asked.

"She won't let me into her room at night!" Shan Wazi rolled his eyes at the biscuit.

Ma Dong smiled. "You idiot. Why are you sleeping in your mother's room?"

"She's crying out. Although her voice isn't loud, but I heard it." "Hmm, hmm, hmm, it seems like I can't breathe. Every time I go over there, it's fine, but then she doesn't give it to me."

When Ma Dong heard this, his interest was piqued. "Shanzi, what do you think your mother is shouting about?"

"Who knows? I can't hear her clearly, but I know she wasn't wearing any clothes when she called out."

"Heh, Shanzi, how did you know?" Ma Dong patted Shanzi's shoulder and said, "Just tell me and I'll help you catch some prawns. It's both big and large!"

"I snuck a peek, I saw it through the curtain of the inner room."

"What else did you see?" When Ma Dong heard this, he became very excited and urged on.

"And …" Shan Wazi frowned. "My mother seems very white."

When Ma Dong heard this, he suddenly felt the ground below him move a little. He hurriedly used his hand to touch the ground, and it felt as if it was slightly different. He immediately felt overjoyed. Could it be that he would be able to treat the soft egg disease just like this? So she took Shanhaiko's hand and said eagerly, "Go on, I'll catch some more shrimp for you tomorrow, big shrimp!"

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