C22 Laozi is a rapist

Once again driving the taxi, holding onto the familiar steering wheel, Wan Lixing's heart surged, he couldn't wait to sing a song.

"Old Driver, bring me along, I'll eat Guoguo ~" Wan Lixing looked at the gradually rising dashboard and couldn't help but start humming.

"Is this how the song is sung?" Wan Hur sat in the back row and asked curiously.

Hearing that, the co-pilot Sima Xiangru curled his lips and said: "It's not like that at all. Children shouldn't listen and easily learn to be bad.

Wan Lixing ignored the ridicule of the two, he continued to sing and drive, this was the first time in his life he felt that driving a car was such a joyful thing.

"Shall we test it first or go to the human world first?" Sima Xiangru asked.

Hearing that, Wan Lixing said: "Going to the human world first is a small matter, but if we do not quickly settle the human world's chaos, then we will be in trouble."

Hearing that, Sima Xiangru nodded his head while smiling, and said: "Then I will go down with Hehe, we will go home first."

Wan Lixing was surprised for a moment, and asked: "Aren't you coming with me?"

Sima Xiangru rolled his eyes and said: "Let's not talk about whether or not you can pass the security check. If the two of us were to go, who would you pull? Who's in your car? "

Wan Lixing nodded his head when he heard this, he knew that he thought too little of it.

After finding a place to park, Wan Lixing handed over the key and the new card to Sima Xiangru and said: "There's nothing in the refrigerator, you better not drive. If you want to take a bath, you have to have the mentality to stew yourself first."

"Alright, alright. It's not like you haven't experienced all these before. Rest in peace." Sima Xiangru impatiently said as he got off the carriage with Wan Heyou.

"Wan Lixing! You have to bring back good food! " Wan Hei Hu shouted at Wan Lixing with a cold face.

Wan Lixing smiled and nodded his head, it was fine as long as it was delicious, but at least spicy gluten was considered delicious … Fifty cents for a bag of that kind.

After sending the two of them off, Wan Lixing took a deep breath, a strange feeling surfaced in his heart, he had been with the old man and the young master for less than a day, and he suddenly felt a sense of reliance in his heart.

"Old Driver, bring me along, I'll cover up a hole for you …"

Accompanied by the melodious singing, Wan Lixing slowly stepped on the gas pedal and drove towards Huangquan Road.

After turning on the traffic lights familiarly, Wan Lixing returned to the human world. The human world was just like the Underworld,, it was two to three in the afternoon. As it was the weekend, the streets were crowded and it was very lively.

Wan Lixing slowly drove his car to the entrance of a maternity hospital, wondering if he should take the initiative to look for his target. The mission that Grandma Meng had given him was just a newborn baby of the human world, but what really made Wan Lixing worried was another sentence that Grandma Meng had said. There were also some molecules that had gone through some chaos, what kind of concept was that, that was to travel through time and space, not just between the Three Realms anymore …

"Could it be that the Three Realms can connect the past to the future …?" Wan Lixing suddenly had this thought.

"Forget it, forget it. It's useless to think about it. I'll be responsible for cleaning up the mess in front of me." Wan Lixing took a deep breath, picked up the black sphere and was about to enter the hospital, when he saw a man and woman anxiously rushing over.

"Master? "Let's go!" The boy with a crew cut asked anxiously. His slightly rough face was covered in sweat, and his lips were white. It was obvious that he was quite frightened. The girl beside him was holding a baby in her arms.

Looking at the couple who were around twenty-three to twenty-four years old, Wan Lixing laughed: "Let's go! "Come up!"

The couple let out a sigh of relief and got into the car one after the other. However, when the man got in, his eyes were still fixed on the window. His hands kept doing all kinds of small movements. The tension in his heart was obvious.

The woman on the side covered the child tightly and couldn't help but shiver.

Just as Wan Lixing was about to say something, he suddenly felt something shake in his chest.

Seeing this, Wan Lixing confirmed his thoughts, and laughed: "Where do the two of you want to go?"

"To Chang Lin district." The man said, but the tremor in his voice could not be controlled.

Wan Lixing nodded and slowly drove in the direction of Chang Lin Residence.

"This place is only around 10 minutes away from Chang Lin District. We have to think of a way, we can't scare them …" As Wan Lixing opened the car, he was also thinking about what to do.

All of a sudden, the only sound that could be heard in the taxi was that of chaotic breathing. The atmosphere was depressing.

"Damn it!" Which one of you knocked me out just now? But I still have the memories of my previous life! Hahahaha! "It's a pity that I'm not going back to the past. Otherwise, with this memory, I could have f * * king made a lot of money!"

Suddenly, a tender voice rang out. The girl screamed and tried to cover the baby in her arms, but the baby pushed her away.

Although this voice sounded like it belonged to a baby, Wan Lixing was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"How could that be!?" If it were a newborn baby, it would be impossible for it to speak. Furthermore, it had such confidence! That shouldn't be! His vocal cords and so on should not have fully developed yet! " Wan Lixing suddenly stopped and turned his head back to look at the infant in the woman's arms, who was continuously waving his fists in fear.

The man at the side had long been scared silly, while the woman directly fainted.

"Demon …" It must be a demon! " The man exclaimed as he saw the baby sneer and crawl towards him. He actually opened the car door and ran out. In the end, he didn't forget to close the car door. It was obvious that he was afraid the baby would chase him out.

"Tsk, why are you running. I just want a cigarette from you …" The infant sat down on the back seat, curled his lips, and said with dissatisfaction.

"You driver, what are you looking at! Drive! Just find a place to put me down! " The baby looked up and saw the driver staring at him. He became even more dissatisfied.

Wan Lixing took a deep breath, he slowly calmed himself down and laughed: Brother, where are you going?

When the infant heard this, he was stunned and vigilantly asked, "Aren't you afraid?"

"Why should I be afraid? This world is full of wonders. Perhaps you are a genius." Wan Lixing held onto the black sphere with one hand and said while grinning.

"No, you're smiling so evilly, you're definitely not a good person …" I want to get off! " The baby narrowed his eyes and tried to open the door to get out.

"Hehehe, this chauffeur will send you all the way to the end, all the way to the west!" Seeing that, Wan Lixing stepped on the throttle and rushed out, although the baby was strange, in the end he was still lacking a bit of strength, and directly fell back on the back seat.

"I am a famous rapist! After holding back for so many years, finally being reincarnated! Now there was such a good opportunity to openly enter the girls' bathhouse! Don't stop me! " The infant tried its best to maintain balance and let out an angry roar. However, this voice was too young and tender. Instead, it gave off an inexplicable sense of joy.

The corner of Wan Lixing's mouth twitched. If he did not erase this fellow's memories, who knows how many people he would harm in the future.

"To the women's bathhouse! I still want to go! Just you wait! " Wan Lixing sneered, and his speed became faster and faster.

When the infant heard this, he disdainfully said, "You're just like that. You're not qualified to be a hooligan. If you want to learn, you can acknowledge me as your master. I …" That's not right! Why do you have that white button in your car! "

As he spoke, the baby's complacency turned into fear, and his face became even paler from the fright.

Wan Lixing took a look and saw that the infant was talking about the breathing apparatus that only the taxis of the Three Realms possessed.

"I didn't expect that you would still find out about it. Truth be told …" I am the number one Flower Harvester of the Three Realms! I came out today to find out some news and wanted to look for you! " Wan Lixing's eyes flashed slightly, his expression did not change as he started to speak nonsense.

When the baby heard this, he blinked and said, "Looking for me?"

"Yeah, aren't you a famous rapist? I want to find you and build a great career for myself!" Wan Lixing had no idea what he was saying up to this point.

However, the baby seemed to be a bit duller. Hearing this, he immediately laughed happily, "So that's how it is. Although I don't know what's going on, I feel like I'm very powerful."

"That's pretty impressive. Oh right, take this thing. It's something we need to contact you with. I'll send you to a place to settle down." Wan Lixing said as he passed the black sphere over.

Seeing this, the infant nodded his head and said, "What is so new about this? Could it be that it's durian 10086 from the Three Realms?"

While talking, the infant's hand touched the black sphere …

"Bang …"

Wan Lixing slowly pulled over to the side and looked back for an entire day. black sphere had fallen onto the ground and was shining with a blue light while the baby was already lying on the back seat.

"Mm …" Not bad … I didn't expect it to be done so soon... Damn it! Little bastard! Don't piss! "

At the same time, the Yama Hall of the Underworld

Yama slowly shaved his leg as he occasionally raised his head to look at the sky in the Underworld …

"F * cking Monkey Sun …" I probably won't be able to get the money from you to cultivate Yama Hall in my lifetime … And the secretary's medical expenses... and the maintenance of the plane... "Sigh …" Yama lamented as he continued lowering his head and began to take care of his legs.

At this moment, the sound of footsteps could be heard.

Hearing that, Yama acted as if his tail had been stepped on, he put away the blade in his hand and quickly sat on the main seat and tidied up his clothes.

Slowly, a figure appeared in the distance …

Yama looked carefully and laughed: "Lord Cui, what are you doing here?"