C3 My name is the Lord of the Blows

The next day, at around 3 in the morning, Wan Lixing got up from the bed and looked at his watch. It was 7: 30.

'Job evaluation … ' "The Underworld is doing the same as well." Wan Lixing said to himself as he opened the curtain and looked out at the fiery red sky.

Everyone who came to the Underworld had to participate in a job evaluation after a month of work.

For example, Wan Lixing was currently an undecided taxi driver of the Three Realms. Grandma Meng was a taxi driver of the Three Realms Level B, but when she reached Level B, she would not go out of her room to create life, but would instead be able to work as a director. Thus, Grandma Meng became a director of the Three Realms Taxi Company.

There was a professional jury in the Underworld. They would evaluate the person's ability and give them a grade certificate.

After 99% of the people had entered the Underworld, the first grade certificate they received was already at the [D] class. For a few elites to reach the [C] class, the difficulty of the job evaluation could be imagined.

However, after asking everywhere, Wan Lixing was disappointed to find that everyone refused to say a single word when they heard Wan Lixing asking about this question. Under his helplessness, Wan Lixing then gave up on asking.

"This is an important step towards becoming the number one taxi driver of the Three Realms." Wan Lixing quickly packed his clothes and climbed down the stairs.

"Hey, did you hear? Yesterday, Great Sage Qi Tian came by again and drank some wine with King Yan. In the end, he accidentally pierced through Yama Hall."

"Ah?" How can drinking alcohol break Yama Hall? "

"According to the insider, the Great Sage and King Yan were discussing about the Three Realms' stocks while they were drinking. King Yan insisted that the stock the Great Sage bought would fall, so the Great Sage was naturally unhappy."

"When the Great Sage was angry, he kept arguing with King Yan. He said a few sentences in one breath that the stock would rise and the stock would grow. The Jingu Bang, which was placed at the side, couldn't stop …"

Walking on the road, listening to the discussion of the people around him, Wan Lixing's face was full of black lines, how did this group of people become deities?

Walking to the taxi yard, Wan Lixing was stunned.

Old Lady Meng stood at the door with a solemn look on her face, while several taxi driver stood behind her.

"Wan Lixing, you're the best! "I'm not nervous about the ability audit at all!"

"The Yama is not as handsome as you, White Impermanence is not as useless as you!"

"Wan Lixing, you have to work harder. You're the best!"

Looking at the dozens of banners held aloft by the taxi driver s, Wan Lixing was completely baffled.

"You all … "What does that mean?" Wan Lixing was dumbstruck, could it be that he, with his own ability, wanted to create such a grand show? The entire Three Realms Taxi Company's third subsidiary, the Naho Bridge Division, was out in action?

Grandma Meng coughed twice. She picked up the jade bowl and slowly knocked it.

"One, two, three!" Grandma Meng suddenly shouted.

"Wan Lixing, this Naho Bridge Division has always supported you! Not afraid of the heavens, not afraid of the earth, Elder Meng dotes on you the most! " Grandma Meng had just finished speaking when a group of taxi driver behind her began shouting loudly.

Listening to this thunderous speech, Wan Lixing felt a pain in his knees for some reason.

"Stop!" Stop! What was there to be afraid of in the morning! "What's going on!?" Wan Lixing immediately shouted out, this kind of slogan was simply unbearable to hear.

Grandma Meng dotes on me the most? Wasn't that the scariest sentence in the world?

The ruckus lasted for five minutes before Grandma Meng knocked on the jade bowl. Only then did the slogan stop.

"Did you know that the Yama Hall was pierced through?" Grandma Meng asked in a serious tone.

Wan Lixing looked at Grandma Meng with a face full of black lines. That slogan kept on circulating in his head, "This person in front of me loves me the most?" Why don't I believe it?

"I know. I heard it when I came in this morning." Wan Lixing said.

"Yah, Yama Hall is where the jury stays, Monkey Sun's stick just happened to collapse the jury's residence, and it almost destroyed hell itself. Right now, those jury are dead or injured, and some of them have even fallen into the first level of hell, so I can't let you audit them today." Grandma Meng said with a hint of schadenfreude.

"Then what are you doing?" When Wan Lixing heard this, he was even more puzzled.

"Sigh, but coincidentally, the chief judge, Lord Cui, arrived at the bridge to Hell yesterday. He and I have some relationship, and once I ask around, it just so happens that you're going to conduct an audit today. So I came to see you in your name …" Grandma Meng said helplessly.

When Wan Lixing heard this, his head started to hurt. An iron mask judge, the chief judge of the Underworld, the Lord Cui, could be said to be the chief judge of the jury, yet they came to assess him themselves?! Although the assessment was just a convenience, he still couldn't bear it!

"Ancestor!" What relationship do you have with the Lord Cui? He was able to come all the way here from such a distance. " Wan Lixing felt that his knees could no longer straighten.

"My enemy!" That's why you have to fight for it this time! "Give him a good test!" Grandma Meng became more and more excited as she spoke. When she said the word 'enemy', her entire being jumped a few times.

Not simple! The relationship between Grandma Meng and Lord Cui was definitely not simple!

All sorts of complicated ghost and god relations made one want to vomit blood. Whether it was Yue Lao, Chang'e, Old Lord Taishang's subtle feelings or the grudges between Grandma Meng and Lord Cui's enemies, they all caused the helplessness in Wan Lixing's heart to spread all the way to his toes.

"Also …" Lord Cui might set even more strict requirements on you. " Grandma Meng stammered.

"What?!" What did you say?! Say that again?! " Wan Lixing felt that his heart was about to break into pieces.

"Cough cough, calm down, calm down. As compensation, I don't need to pay any more money from now on." Grandma Meng saw that Wan Lixing's state of mind was on the verge of collapse, and immediately said.

Hearing this, Wan Lixing heaved a sigh of relief, at least there were some rewards. Furthermore, depending on fortune and misfortune, if he worked hard, he might even be able to show off in front of the Lord Cui and greatly reduce the difficulty of becoming the number one taxi driver in the Three Realms …

"That... There was one more thing … The abilities of the people examined by the Lord Cui must at least be at the C grade. If you are only at the D grade, the Lord Cui will have to... To confiscate your driver's license and send you to work elsewhere for a few years … " After Old Lady Meng finished speaking, he hurriedly left without giving Wan Lixing any time to react.

"…" Wan Lixing only had one thought in his mind …

Lord Cui, are you still going to keep your knees...

In the midst of his nervousness, Wan Lixing drove the taxi out to live.

Grandma Meng also revealed the method of the ability assessment to Wan Lixing.

Wan Lixing only needed to work normally, and Lord Cui would disguise as a normal passenger and get into Wan Lixing's taxi. After arriving at the station, Wan Lixing's rating had also come out.

When Wan Lixing wanted to understand more information, Grandma Meng didn't say anything.

"Hello, may I ask where you are going?" Not long after they drove out, there were people waving at them from the side of the road. Wan Lixing waited for the passengers to board the bus and revealed a brilliant smile that was even uglier than crying.

"Ah …" I'm going to the path of rebirth … The passenger trembled and said.

"Alright! I guarantee that I will deliver you safely! I have some gum here, do you want one? " Every word that Wan Lixing said was practically shouted out with enthusiasm.

"No. "No need …" The passenger's voice became softer and softer. He didn't understand. Were the drivers of the Three Realms this enthusiastic?

"I'm fine!" Don't be polite with me, the customer is first! Come! I'll feed you! " Wan Lixing immediately took out a piece of chewing gum, opened up the package and directly passed it to the passenger.

"AHH!" That smelly pervert! "

The moment the car door was opened, the passengers got out of the car and ran away.

Looking at the back view of the figure running in the red sky, Wan Lixing's heart bled.

"I need to persevere, I need to persevere, maybe the next one to come will be the Lord Cui." Wan Lixing thought to himself, in order to pass the examination, even if he did not earn anything today, it was still worth it!

"Is it still because of the lack of enthusiasm?" Wan Lixing tidied his hair in the rearview mirror and muttered.

After calming himself down, Wan Lixing continued to drive forward. Soon enough, a family of three appeared at an intersection, happily waving their hands.

"Three lords! Thank you for choosing me as your driver along the way! "No matter where you go, I guarantee that you will be safely delivered. I guarantee that your prices will be reasonable and your services will be well thought out!" Wan Lixing immediately stopped his car, opened the car door and got out, he first paid respects to the family of three and shouted, all the vehicles stopped and curiously looked in his direction.

When Wan Lixing raised his head, the family of three had already anxiously sat in another taxi and left.

"Ai …" What was wrong … "They're already so passionate …" Wan Lixing went back to his car and stopped by the side of the road to think about the problem.

"Bang, bang, bang."

Just as Wan Lixing was deep in thought, the sound of glass being knocked could be heard.

Wan Lixing looked over to the source of the voice and was immediately stunned. He only had one thought in his mind, and that was that his two businesses would be ruined by now. Lord Cui, you are unreliable! He was dressed like a normal passerby!

Outside the window, a young man wearing a white robe's outfit, wearing sunglasses, and with a short hair, bent his waist and sized Wan Lixing up.

Wan Lixing, on the other hand, stared fixedly at the five big words on the young man's forehead.

That means he's a good passerby? Does that mean the perfect disguise? This meant that it was a good assessment that no one would be able to detect?

"Grandma Meng …." You must be kidding me. " Wan Lixing thought in his heart, but on the surface he acted quickly, as he quickly opened the car door, allowing Lord Cui to sit inside.

"Hello! Sir! May I ask where you're going? I guarantee your safety! " Wan Lixing laughed passionately.

"It's too ugly to retract my smile." Lord Cui did not look at Wan Lixing, the ice cold voice made Wan Lixing's expression turn stiff in an instant.

"What a thorn." Wan Lixing retracted his smile, his heart feeling pressured, this Lord Cui was not one to be trifled with.

"To the human world." After Lord Cui finished speaking, he closed his eyes, as though he was going to meditate.

Wan Lixing nervously drove a taxi, and casually headed towards the mortal world.

"What are you doing with that long hair?" Halfway through, Lord Cui who had his eyes closed the entire time finally spoke.

"Huh?" Wan Lixing didn't understand what the Lord Cui meant at all.

Lord Cui opened his eyes and said: "Don't you know that long hair might affect your vision? This is a fatal problem for taxi driver!"

"Also, your belt is so tight, it might affect your body's flexibility as well as your reaction speed."

"Your eyes look at me from time to time. You must have some ulterior motives."

"Your nose twitches every minute. These little movements can be a trigger for a car accident."

"…"

Even when Wan Lixing drove the car into the human realm, Lord Cui's mouth still did not stop.

Wan Lixing's face was gloomy, the taxi slowly drove away from Huangquan Road and stopped at a crossroad.

"Sir, please open the door." Wan Lixing revealed an ugly smile again.

"Hmm? "What?" Lord Cui was startled, while opening the car door, he asked.

"He dares to trouble the passengers, he is simply... "Ahhh!" Just as Lord Cui opened the car door, he was still counting Wan Lixing, when he felt a huge force from his waist, and then he flew up, and landed steadily on the street corner.

Wan Lixing retracted his leg, opened up a pack of chewing gum and put it in his mouth, looking like he was watching a show.

Lord Cui lied on the ground, looking at the two front teeth not far away, he was lost in thought.

"Is this my front tooth? Logically speaking, it should be because my mouth is bleeding and still hurts, but those two front teeth have abandoned me in search of freedom, so they can't call themselves my front teeth now, but rather, they should call themselves betraying my front teeth. Hmm, that's only reasonable. "

Slowly standing up, Lord Cui tidied up the clothes on his body, put his hands in his pockets, and then turned around with an air of ease. A pair of hawk eyes under his sunglasses coldly stared at Wan Lixing.

Wan Lixing did not retreat, and looked straight into Lord Cui's eyes, where the two were in a stalemate.

"You want to... The table rope, huh. " Lord Cui was the first to break the silence. The words that leaked out the wind floated into Wan Lixing's ears, causing him to be stunned.

"Table rope? What is the table rope? " Wan Lixing tried hard to recall what he had come into contact with from birth to the present. It seemed that there was no such thing as a table rope.

"Do you want the table rope?" Seeing that Wan Lixing did not bother with him, Lord Cui's face became even gloomier, he returned to the taxi and shouted at Wan Lixing.

"That's why I said what the table rope is! Are you trying to sell it part-time!? " Wan Lixing did not show any signs of weakness and also leaned forward, shouting loudly.

Their faces were almost touching.

"Table..." Table... Table rope! The table rope, huh! " Lord Cui said excitedly as he felt that his dignity had been humiliated.

Wan Lixing's face was filled with black lines. He talked for a long time about table ropes! Explain to me what the table rope is!

"Fine, it's just the table rope. How much is it? I'll buy it!" Wan Lixing helplessly said as he looked at Lord Cui's flushed face.

Lord Cui almost went mad when he heard it, he glared fiercely at Wan Lixing and said: "Don't you know that I'm Blowing the Mansion!"

Blow... Prefecture Lord?

Aren't you Lord Cui? Hearing that, Wan Lixing immediately understood what was going on, and deliberately asked while holding back his laughter in his heart.

Lord Cui immediately nodded, and said: "Yes! I am the Blowing the Mansion! "

"Hey, what you said was not right. Read it to me, Lord Cui."

"Blowing the Mansion."

"It's not bragging, it's Cui, Lord Cui."

"…"