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C30 Theatre trip

"Heh, the production team is so good now. The actors we've been looking for are all so good?"

"He doesn't look like an actor. Which movie crew would do this? It's just like when Master Guan is still alive."

"Did some grandson redo the Three Kingdoms?" However, it seems to be quite good this time, we can take a look. "

Along the way, Wan Lixing leisurely drove in the open, and took the three masters away from the Huangquan Road, heading towards the direction of the Dingnan County.

After all, Guan Yu's and Zhang Fei's temperament was just too outstanding. However, just as Wan Lixing had thought, everyone treated them as part of the film crew. This was good as well, so Wan Lixing didn't need to go through every explanation.

The Dingnan County was close to the city and had a well-developed handicraft industry, which was also a well-known place. However, there were many types of fish and dragons mixed in here, and many factories had to pay protection fees, causing various factions to have some influence here.

Just as they drove out of the city, Wan Lixing drove the taxi into a small alley. Looking at the trees on both sides of the road, Wan Lixing felt like he was driving towards a tiger mountain even though he knew there was a tiger on the mountain.

"Since there are three Wu Song's in my car, what can I do about it?" Wan Lixing curled his lips, stepped on the throttle, and the taxi picked up a cloud of yellow dust on the dirt road, and sped away.

"Boss, that grandson won't come, right?" A hoodlum said worriedly.

Green Hair shook his head and smiled, "It's good that you're not here. I've already memorized the license plate number. If you're not, I'll check his address!" Smash his house! "

When the lackeys heard this, their faces turned vicious. They continuously brandished the weapons in their hands as they imagined the scene where blood splashed in all directions.

Green Hair looked at the time, there was still half an hour before the appointed time. After thinking for a while, Green Hair slowly walked to the side of an uncle, and the one tied up on the tree was Old Wu.

"You damn undying thing. How about I break one of your legs and show your brother some respect first?" Green hair patted Old Wu's face and said with a sneer.

Old Wu's gaze was cold and firm. Until now, he firmly believed that what he did was right, there was no need to be afraid of this group of people.

Seeing Old Wu's gaze, green hair felt his heart tighten, and he laughed fiercely: "You should cherish it, in a while you will not be able to use these eyes to look at others."

Old Wu's eyes flashed as he stared at the green hair. If it wasn't for the fact that his mouth was tied up, he would have already started to curse.

"Old Driver, take me along, I want to eat Guoguo ~" Wan Lixing looked at the increasingly narrow path in front of him and softly hummed a song.

"What the hell is this thing!?" I've never heard of anything so unpleasant. " Zhang Fei's ears moved, and said unhappily.

Guan Yu stroked his long beard, making Wan Lixing feel a wave of regret. It was as if every time Guan Yu appeared, he would do this action.

"This is a Divine Comedy, General Zhang don't you usually sing?" Wan Lixing asked.

With that said, Zhao Zilong who was maintaining a smile on his face suddenly changed, and immediately said: "Little brother, you cannot!"

Wan Lixing did not understand what happened as Zhang Fei shouted excitedly, "Sing! "Listen to me sing a song for you!"

"You swam into the cafeteria like a fish, just waiting for that minced meat to appear!" Without waiting for Wan Lixing to react, Zhang Fei loudly roared and sang the most unique song in the history of mankind!

Can you imagine using the momentum of a good Chinese song to sing the lotus pond moonlight, and even blindly changing the lyrics, unbridled off the tune?

After he finished singing, Zhang Fei was about to sing a second verse, but Guan Yu who was beside him simply covered his mouth, because the open taxi had already started to drift away.

Wan Lixing's eyes flashed with a golden light, his vision became blurry, although his hands were still subconsciously gripping the steering wheel, he was not able to grasp the right direction, and both of his legs were pedalling everywhere, but he could not find the place to brake.

Seeing that, Zhang Fei nodded his head in satisfaction, and said: "I must be attracted by my singing, to actually be so intoxicated, little brother, wait for me to give you my album!"

Hearing this, Wan Lixing trembled in fear, he was completely awake and anxiously controlled the taxi.

"Damn it!" Brother Fei! I submit! We don't even need to do anything! Just sing a song to them. " Wan Lixing wiped away the sweat on his forehead. He didn't expect that the dignified Old Driver of the Three Realms would be so shocked by this song.

Hearing that, Zhang Fei nodded his head seriously, thinking that what Wan Lixing said made a lot of sense.

After ten minutes had passed, Wan Lixing finally saw the symbol of the Dingnan County. Following which, he saw many factories that were different from those that emitted pollution. This place was a handicraft industry, so the sky was still good.

It was still early in the morning, but many factories had already been open for five to six hours. Whether it was the fish or the dragons, they were all piled up here, making ear-piercing noises.

"From a glance, I can tell that this place is a place of conflict." Guan Yu said as he stroked his long beard.

"Who cares if he's right or wrong, I'm here to fight anyway." Zhang Fei curled his lips and uttered a single sentence that nearly covered the surrounding noise.

Wan Lixing looked at the road and said: "It's the small forest in front."

Zhao Yun and the rest followed Wan Lixing's hand and looked over, only to see a small forest behind a factory.

As they headed in this direction, Wan Lixing continuously observed the Dingnan County and noticed that many of the residents were looking at him with unfriendly gazes.

At first, Wan Lixing was puzzled, there were usually quite a few people who came to this place, but residents shouldn't have this kind of attitude.

Seeing Wan Lixing's situation, Zhao Yun laughed: "Just look at General Zhang, and you will know what's going on."

Wan Lixing slowed down the car, stretched his head out, and looked up. He was immediately angered.

He saw Zhang Fei glaring at the passersby as if they were cannibals. No matter what, they were not friendly to each other, and Zhang Fei looked as if he was about to rush forward to fight them with his spear.

"I say, General Zhang, these are all normal citizens. Why are you staring at them like that?" Wan Lixing said helplessly.

After Zhang Fei heard this, he said: "What do you know? If you call this calling me Ma Wei, maybe this group of people are together with those bastards!"

Hearing this extremely reasonable explanation, Wan Lixing did not say anything else, and stepped on the gas pedal, rushing towards the small forest.

"What are these people doing?"

"Could it be a singer? I think there are a lot of people in the grove. "

"Don't talk nonsense, it's Green Hair and the others. It seems like they are going to take care of someone today."

"Could it be this group of people?"

"No way, they're obviously part of the crew. Why did Green Hair take care of them?"

The residents around were discussing with one another while the 300 over people in the small forest gathered together.

The open space in the forest was not big. It was crowded with more than 300 people gathered together, but this was the effect that green hair wanted. In terms of military strategy, it was better to bow to the enemy than to fight.

Green Hair shouted loudly, "Brothers, listen up! He'll be here in a while! Don't worry about anything else! Just give it a good smash! It was a good beating! As long as you don't beat him to death, it's fine. Sis Shen will definitely reward you! "

"Alright!" The surrounding hoodlums all responded, all of them eager to give it a try, wishing that they could rush out right now.

With that said, a cloud of yellow dust rose at the entrance of the forest. The green hair waved his hand, and everyone quieted down, taking a pose that they thought was handsome, and waited quietly for Wan Lixing to arrive.

A minute later, the silhouette of a taxi slowly appeared. The green hair licked his lips with an excited expression on his face.

Wan Lixing was also shocked when he saw the three hundred over people. These three hundred people all held weapons, and they did not lack tattooed or scarred bodies either.

"Thankfully I brought these three along, otherwise today …" Wan Lixing heaved a sigh of relief, with the three of them here, even three hundred people would take only the time it takes to drink a cup of tea.

"Hmm?!" What was going on with these people's hair! If we were in the army, we would be caned forty times! " Zhang Fei stared at the land covered in colors and roared. He waved his hand and called out his Snake Dowager Spear.

Guan Gong was silent at the side, but his eyes were fixated on the green hair, to capture the thief, the king! What Guan Yu liked to do the most was to kill the enemy's head!

Only Zhao Zilong was the calmest, but his hand was already on the door.

Seeing that, Wan Lixing heaved a sigh of relief, luckily Zhao Zilong knew that he had to open the door, he was afraid that this idol of Chang Shan would be like Zhang Fei, in a moment of excitement he kicked down the door.

As for the green hair, he didn't think much of it at first. However, after seeing it clearly, he went into a daze and gaped, unsure of how to describe the scene in front of him.

After a few breaths, when Wan Lixing finally stopped the taxi, Green Hair and the others finally reacted.

"Hahahahaha!" Brother Mao! So you're a fool! "

"This is nothing!" Isn't this feudal superstition! Do you really think that finding two actors to wear the same as Zhang Fei is invincible!? "

"Hahaha!" "This won't do, I'm going to die from laughter. Just like this, Brother Mao, you can take care of this by yourself!"

"That's right, I was just lying in bed with a girlfriend I just met. If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have come here!"

Hearing the laughter of the brothers behind him, the green hair sneered and said, "I thought he was some strong man. I didn't expect him to be a retard, a retard, and three lunatics. Such a combination can be easily dealt with by any two brothers."

At first, he was worried that the three masters would be angered to death, but when he turned around, he realized that even Zhang Fei, who was the most impulsive, was expressionless.

Thinking about it again, Wan Lixing understood. In their eyes, these three hundred people were not even comparable to the soldiers of the three nations, they wanted to make these three people, who had experienced great things, angry because they wanted to find the ancestor who cursed them.

"Little brother, I can only promise that I won't beat you to death later." Guan Yu said slowly.

Although his voice was not loud, it covered the mocking laughter of all the hoodlums.

"Bastard!" What did that red-faced person say!? "

"He really thinks he is a commoner!" Isn't that face on the nose!? "

"Take off this grandson's beard later!" Let him continue acting! "

Green Hair waved his hand and said with a fake smile, "Brainless, what do you mean by bringing these three lunatics over? Do you want to act for us? "

Wan Lixing got off the car, leaned on the door, and said impatiently: "Cut the crap, where's Old Wu?"

The Old Wu was tied to a tree, and the eyes that he looked at them were also filled with fear. He also did not understand why Wan Lixing had brought three people over to act.

"That's enough. Let me show it to you. You won't be able to go back today anyways. If you have any last words, please leave it to me." The green hair said.

"Didn't you use an infant in exchange for a Old Wu?" Wan Lixing asked.

Green Hair curled his lips and said, "You're really retarded to say that you're retarded. You've offended someone you shouldn't have offended. Do you really think that you can continue to be like this?" "Don't worry, I won't take your life. It won't be a problem to cripple all four of your limbs and ask for your food."

After saying that, the green hair waved his hand, and the surrounding brothers all walked towards Wan Lixing.

Wan Lixing turned his head to look, the path they were taking was blocked by the people hiding in the darkness.

"Oh right, those three are insane! Blame the retard next to you! Don't worry! At most, I will cripple both your arms! " The green hair stood in the middle of the crowd and shouted loudly. This shout was like a signal. All the hoodlums were carrying all kinds of weapons, with ferocious expressions on their faces as they rushed over while shouting.

And in the encirclement, Wan Lixing was leisurely leaning against the car door. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun formed a triangle as they watched everything with calm expressions …

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