C16 Family Affair

My cousin, Edward, was visiting us for a couple weeks while his wife went on a cruise with some girlfriends. (He hated the name "Edward", so when his friends started calling him "Patch" because Aunt Gladys had put a patch on the rear of his jeans one year, he happily adopted that as his permanent handle.) My hubby, Jesse, had gone off to a conference for 3 days