Stop Being A Leftover Lady/C6 The Legendary Cockroach
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C6 The Legendary Cockroach

I've been busy all day, and it's finally settled. After cooking porridge, he stir-fried a carrot egg. This was something my mom found on a gourmet program. When she stir-fried the carrot halfway, add some oil, pour the egg into it, and stir-fry it together. The taste of the radish doesn't exist anymore. For me to eat more vegetables, my mom put in a lot of effort.

There was an annoying part about cooking, but he still had to wash the dishes. He also had to bring the water from the first floor to the second floor to wash the dishes.

Why do you think the principal is so stingy? The other teachers won't even give up the tap when they pay for it. He heard from the other teachers that this was a clear indicator of the difference between the management level and the labor level. He didn't know how many people behind this standard greeted his elders. Anyway, I greet them.

The good thing about moving to the second floor was that there were a lot less "little tusks" in the house. This was the translation of the dialect here. It was called Cricket, and it was famous in Zhou Xingchi's movie. That's right, it was Little Qiang.

In July and July, Little Qiang had the strongest vitality. When he lived on the first floor, the door had not been opened much. For some reason, they had settled down there.

They were everywhere. Every morning, when they got out of bed and put on their shoes, they needed to shake their shoes. I don't want to treat my feet as his guillotine again.

The most correct decision I made when I came was to bring a mosquito net. It could block almost all of the intruders on the bed. The reason why I said almost, was because one day, I was suddenly woken up by a little cockroach that jumped onto my face. I like Zhou Xingchi, but I don't intend to raise you as a pet.

Fortunately, I have a strong psychological acceptance. If it was some delicate girl, the rain of weeping flowers would be light, so it was very likely that she would roll up the blanket and leave.

I am incomparably glad that I never sleep with my mouth open. Although I have lost an opportunity to unconsciously fill my stomach, I don't feel any regret at all.

Wait a minute, could it be that I met a little Qiang who wanted to commit suicide? I hope that I am thinking too much, this is not scientific.

And after I came back last Sunday, I found that there was only half of the bread I left on the bed. I don't need to think to know that it must have been done by Little Qiang. Because he was still in the bag and didn't come out. If he could understand, I would definitely tell him what it means to be caught in a trap. What do you mean by biting off more than you can chew? What do you mean by walking into a trap? Finally, as his last wish, he destroyed the corpse along with the bread.

In the process of fighting wits and courage with the little powerhouses, I have already cultivated to the point where I view the little powerhouses as nothing. In that environment, we coexist harmoniously.

However, not everyone has the magnanimity of me, such as my superior Mrs. Han.

One day when I went down to fetch water, I found that Mrs. Han beside me seemed to be doing something strange. After greeting her, I curiously asked her, "Teacher Han, what is in this pot? Is there a sound?"

She pressed the lid of the pot and turned her head to say to me, "Little Tu'Er, I caught a lot these few days. It is currently flooded and will be ready in a while."

"Do you still need to drown?" Forgive my ignorance. I thought that feeding chickens doesn't matter whether they live or die. I have also seen people who catch these things to feed chickens. Just directly stomp them to death. Could it be that there are other things to care about?

"Of course I have to drown. Otherwise, how can I eat them?" The other party said it as if it was a matter of course. When I heard it, my heart skipped a beat. Fortunately, I didn't say that I should feed the chickens just now.

"How do I eat it?" I'm very curious about the food.

Mrs. Han excitedly said, "After you drown, pinch your head and pickle it with salt for a day. Use oil. Once it was fried, it smelled good. It was still high protein. It was nutritious. Oh right, there's still some left in my room that was fried last time. Take some and eat it as snacks. "

Oh my god, I'm just curious, but I really can't eat it. I quickly retreated and said," No need, no need. It's not easy to cook it either. You can keep it for yourself to eat. Besides, I don't really eat fried food. It's easy to get fat. "

After rejecting Mrs. Han's good intentions repeatedly, I quickly went upstairs. Don't really give me a bowl.

I walked a little anxiously. The water was very heavy. There were two buckets. This could only be considered the first step of a long journey. He thought of the days where he would have to transport water every day. My mood is very heavy. After I'm done, I have to comfort myself as a form of physical training. What kind of days are these?

Of course, I secretly sent my regards to the principal's elders in my heart. It's not that I'm rude, but I really can't help it.

Just as I was feeling sad for the spring and autumn, I realized that there was a fish that escaped from the net in the bucket. It must have escaped from prison when I was talking to Mrs. Han. It was a little cockroach that worked hard. Could it be that he was also watching TV?

After thinking for a while, I pulled him out and stepped him to death. I'm sorry, bro. I can't afford to raise you. You should just throw yourself into a good family in your next life. Sigh, there was no other way. It was just that he was soft-hearted. If he died earlier, he would have reincarnated earlier, so that he wouldn't have to suffer.

Continue my long march. What? Why didn't I splash this bucket of Qiang's bath water? What kind of joke is this? Is it easy for me to carry this bucket of small Qiang's bath water halfway? Just remember not to eat this bucket of water. It's fine as long as you pay attention to the rich. Me? Forget it.

However, this incident gave me an inspiration. It's time to add a lid to this bucket.

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