Strongest Flirtation System/C1 I Want to Cut Jj
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C1 I Want to Cut Jj

"Old man, I'm warning you, you can't hit me anymore, or I'll run away from home and never come back. I'll make you regret it." Shea Hao kept dodging in the wide yard, dodging the beating of an old man holding a wooden stick in the distance.

The old man, who was not far from Shea Hao, was so angry that his two beards were raised. After chasing Shea Hao for a while, he was obviously exhausted.

So he sat down while panting, pointed at Shea Hao and said, "You little shameless thing. How many times have I warned you? Don't go and see Cuihua take a shower. You didn't listen to me and went one after another. Now you are looking for me again. You have lost all of my face. See if I will beat you to death."

Seeing the old man's disappointed look and his reasonable look, Shea Hao felt wronged.

In this small place, not to mention women, even female animals were pitifully few.

Faced with such a situation, Shea Hao felt helpless. Besides his vigorous age, he also had a dirty yellow system.

Although this system was useless right now, it was still threatened by him. It had to depend on those yellow things, or else he wouldn't be able to obtain energy.

The reason Shea Hao went to peek at Cuihua bathing the previous few times was to satisfy the 'excessive requirements' of the flirting system.

However, even though Shea Hao had been coerced by the system, he was ready to 'lay his cards on the table' with the old man. He wanted to tell the old man what he thought so that he could show off his ability to pick up girls that he had learned for twenty-two years.

Therefore, Shea Hao tidied his clothes and showed a very' serious' expression. He said to the old man:

"Old man, I want to negotiate with you now. As your grandson, he is already so old, and you still don't want me to look for girls. So now I want to give you an ultimatum. If you still don't let me out, I'll cut off my relationship with you. "

After the old man heard that, he sneered and said, "Humph, cutting off our relationship, you cut off your relationship. It just so happens that you don't need to worry about me. It's easy now."

To be honest, even if Shea Hao was beaten to death, he wouldn't dare to cut off his relationship with the old man. Otherwise, he would definitely be beaten to death by the old man. These words were just a threat. Now that he saw that the old man didn't want to compromise, he could only throw out his final trump card and say:

"Cutting off all ties is just child's play. So, I have decided now. If you don't agree, I will cut off my little dick and let the Shi family cover the retreat. Let's see if you agree or not! "

Seeing Shea Hao make such a heavy decision, the old man's face changed and became very sad. He helplessly shook his head and slowly said:

Twenty years ago, I lost my son and daughter-in-law. At that time, you were the only one by my side.

Fifteen years ago, my company went bankrupt and I was penniless. At that time, you were the only one by my side.

Ten years ago, your grandmother left me alone. I was all alone, but you were still by my side.

Five years ago, I had a severe cold, and I almost went to the Western Paradise. You still haven't left.

And now, five years have passed...

Shea Hao saw that the old man started to cry with tears and snot. He immediately waved his hand and said, "Don't come. Don't talk about a bitter scene. I won't fall for it."

After Shea Hao finished speaking, the old man rolled his eyes at him and went forward. He faced the old man's head and said,

"What's with this bitter scene? I just realized that every time I am unlucky, you are always the unlucky one. You are a jinx. Now, don't say anything. Get the hell out of here..."

Because of a brain rupture, Shea Hao kept rubbing his head in pain. When he heard the old man's last words, he was immediately excited and said happily:

"Old man, really? Is what you said true? I can leave this place now. That's great! I can finally go out and defeat the rich and handsome, marry the fair and beautiful, and walk to the peak of my life. Yay! "

The excited Shea Hao even walked around happily a few times after he finished speaking.

However, after he finished speaking, the old man still had a very stiff expression as he said:

"Don't wander around in front of me. Look at me and feel dizzy. Oh right, don't say that I don't think for you. I have already thought of your marriage. Now, you are going to be the daughter of the Wang family in Qingshui City. She's the daughter-in-law of your child. She should be at the appointed age by now. You should marry her. Here you go. Here's your ticket. "

Looking at the plane ticket that the old man handed over, Shea Hao was a little surprised. It turned out that he was still engaged.

However, after he got the plane ticket, he said, "Humph, now I can go out and pick up girls freely. Who cares what you arranged for me? What if it's a dinosaur? Then I, this handsome young man, will tell you where I am soon. "

"So, I express my refusal to the arranged marriage."

The old man, who had finished explaining everything, was not surprised by Shea Hao's answer. He picked up his own purple sandpot and leisurely drank his tea.

"You don't want to? I think they don't want to. I'm just asking you to go with the flow. I estimate that 100% of them will refuse. The Wang family is one of the top families in the Qingshui City. Their financial resources are terrifying. Why would they take a fancy to a poor kid like you?"

"Ah?..."

After listening to the old man's words, Shea Hao came to a realization. It turned out that he was trying to cheat his grandson with his strength.

But even so, Shea Hao wasn't willing to give up this hard-won opportunity to go out for a walk. Thus, he said with an indifferent expression.

"Since grandfather has already given the order, as your grandson, I will do my best to complete it. However, you seem to have only given me a plane ticket. There are no other expenses. For example, give me a few hundred thousand yuan as the budget for this event. "

Seeing Shea Hao asking for money, the old man rolled his eyes at him and said, "I have been bankrupt for a long time. Where can I get money for you? No!"

"Wow, old man, you're so stingy. I clearly saw that you had a few stacks of money. How can I say that you didn't? You didn't get more than a hundred thousand. No matter what, you got at least ten thousand. Hurry up and give your grandson some money."

The old man continued drinking his tea and said:

"If you want money, there's no way. But seeing how pitiful you are, I have a few hundred yuan here. Take it and use it."

After saying that, the old man handed Shea Hao a few wrinkled hundred-yuan notes.

Shea Hao remembered a few hundred-yuan notes and the corner of his mouth twitched. Then he said, "You are like this to your own grandson. It is understandable for you to go bankrupt. You are really stingy."

The old man immediately put on a very annoyed expression and said, "Sigh, I am not a stingy person. However, it would not be nice to say it out loud. Then I'll give you another 100,000... IOU. "

"IOU! When the time comes, you can go and ask for it yourself!"

It sounded like a hundred thousand. Shea Hao was really happy. But when he heard that it was a loan, his hope was immediately shattered.

After the old man handed the IOU to Shea Hao, he said directly, "It's getting late. The tractor I found for you should be here by now. Quickly go to the airport and take a plane to leave."

"The tractor... F * ck... old man, you are ruthless."

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