+ Add to Library
+ Add to Library

C3 Preacher

Lee Kele picked up his bag and rushed out of the room. When he came out of the room and saw his broken car that was still deformed, he hit the ground with his butt. Handcuff! "How could I forget about it? The old man won't fix it for me. Fine! He still had to repair the car first!

"Hey! Kid! How did you do it? Although I don't know much about the current world, I can still see that you are clearly a pile of scrap metal!" Su Yange's voice was full of sarcasm.

Handcuff! "I'm f * cking poor! Forget it! Let's just walk!" Lee Kele helplessly passed through the small courtyard that looked like a garbage dump and arrived at the entrance of the courtyard. He did not expect to see the dead old man with the goatee, Gu Yue Er, rushing over in his broken tricycle from afar.

"Hey! Dead old man! Where did you go?" Lee Kele 7 shouted at the top of his voice.

"Hey! You little brat! I knew you wouldn't die, hehe ~!" The damn old man was all smiles as he shouted.

"Handcuff! Who's going to die for you if I die? Hehe ~!" Lee Kele threw down his schoolbag and walked up to them with a smile. Although the two of them were small bastards and old people did not respect them, Su Yange could still feel the sincere feelings between the two of them.

"Hehe! Little brat! I saw that your broken car was damaged by that "kind-hearted" person, so I used my coffin book to buy you a second-hand "new car." How was it? "Old man, am I good enough?"

"Hahaha..." Lee Kele did not have any reaction. Su Yange could not take it anymore and started laughing. "Boy! This, this old man is too interesting. Hahaha... I bought you a second-hand" new car "with a coffin book? Hahaha... I can't fucking stand him! Hahaha...!

"Really! This is great! Damn old man! "I fucking love you!" Lee Kele reached out and pulled the "new car" off the tricycle. It's so light? Handcuff! You old man! Don't tell me you bought me paper paste? "

"You damn brat!" The old man held his head and fanned him with a "ladle." "I spent money and spent a lot of effort to get it back for you. You said it was made of paper? You little bastard!"

No! I didn't mean that! Do you think the weight of this car is too light?" Lee Kele said with a puzzled expression.

"Bullshit! What's so light about it? I spent a lot of effort to get it onto the tricycle, but you actually said it was light! Did you sleep for a few days and get stronger again? " As the old man spoke, he pedaled three tricycles home.

"Hey!! This damn old man!" Lee Kele lifted his leg and stepped on the new car. "Slurp! Slurp!" "Snap! Snap! Snap!" "Aiyo ~!" Lee Kele made a very "handsome" posture on the road. Along with him was a "new car" that had its chain broken.

"Hahaha...! What's wrong, kid? Don't tell me you don't even know how to ride a car after sleeping for a few days? Hahaha...! " The damn old man laughed happily.

Handcuff! Damn old man! What kind of crappy car did you buy? Don't tell me you got tricked? Ah ~! What the hell is going on? " Lee Kele got up from the ground and complained about the car the old man bought. Suddenly, he was surprised to find that a deep pit had been created by his elbow when he fell on the asphalt road. This was simply too unfathomable!

"What's wrong, kid? You didn't break it, did you?" The old man stopped three wheels and turned around to shout.

Oh! Nothing! It's the chain that suddenly broke and fell on me. I'm fine, you can leave first!" Lee Kele replied as he muttered in his heart, Cuff! "What the hell is wrong with my body? Is it that" exiled deity "who is causing me trouble?

"Heh ~! You bastard, who do you think is an exiled!? The strength of your body has been modified by that thing in your body to be at least several dozen times stronger than an ordinary person. " What does it have to do with me if you can't control your current strength? " Su Yange, who had been wrongly accused, began to scold people in the "inside.

"Handcuff! "I was wrong. You are an immortal!" Okay? Damn it, dozens of times? I'm going to f * cking turn into a monster! "What do you think I should do now!" Lee Kele was confused. He had no choice but to ask about the "exiled immortals.

"F * ck! I don't have any good ideas now. How about this? You go back with the old man now. When I go back, I'll pass my" Overwhelming Tyrannical Song "to you. This heart technique is my, Su's, exclusive absolute art. In addition, I made some changes to it later, hehe! Now, other than you, Ordinary mortals really can't practice it!" But what ~ hehe! "I'll say the ugly things first. Don't regret it after practicing it for a while!" The tone of "exiled immortals" carried a trace of strangeness that no one could guess.

"Handcuff! You've already f * cking cultivated to the deity level. What's there for me to regret?" Lee Kele was about to pick up the chain on the ground and pick up his second-hand car to walk home.

"Old man! I fell on my foot just now, and my head feels a little uncomfortable. I'm going to lie down!" Lee Kele gave the old man a reason to hide in his kennel and began to have a formal conversation with the exiled immortals.

"This kid! I'm 80% sure he's not done yet," the old man said. The old man muttered to himself as he guessed.

Kid, listen up! Now, what I'm going to teach you is the first level of the Overwhelming Tyrannical Song, Let Me Walk mental cultivation method:" In the nick of time! Once this heart technique starts operating, it won't stop... "

Cuff! What do you mean it won't stop? "Firecracker?"

"Hehe! Kid! Don't even mention it, my first level heart technique is pretty much the same as what you said. However, if you really cultivate to the" Body Inch "stage, you will reach the second level!"

"What is the second level?"

... "You bastard! You haven't even practiced the first level yet, and you're already thinking of the second level?"

"Oh! Then tell me about the first level first!"

"The first stage of the heart technique is like this..."

In the next five days, Lee Kele finally stepped onto the "pirate ship" of the exiled immortals.

Five days later.

"Cuff! Damn "Old Semo"! " I was only a few dozen times stronger than the others. Do you really have to give me a hundred times stronger than the others? " Lee Kele complained to Su Yange as he ran towards the school.

"Tsk! You bastard! You are still running as if you are playing when you have exhausted 100 times of your physical strength. If I did not waste 100 times of my physical strength on you, you would have flown to the sky now. I only had 20 times of my physical strength when I started practicing. After practicing for three months, I was able to start walking normally. "Good!" The moment the mental cultivation method was activated, it was as if nothing had happened. Su, back then, I directly fell to my knees! It took me a full two months to get up from the ground. As for you? One day of moving, two days of walking, three days of jumping, four days of running, five days to return to normal. This is too damn unreasonable, isn't it? " "Exile immortals." When he mentioned this, he was full of anger. He originally wanted Lee Kele to experience the painful process of his cultivation again. He wanted to find a way to enjoy himself. He didn't expect to encounter such a monster.

"F * ck you! You old pervert! You didn't have good intentions from the beginning. You wanted to mess with me all the time. Other than you, no one else could come up with such an abnormal mental cultivation method. Not even ordinary people could cultivate it. " Who would die if an ordinary person could cultivate it! Why are you 20 times me 100 times? If I had known it would be so abnormal, I wouldn't have practiced it even if I fell to my death! Now, it's good that I've eaten six meals a day. I still can't keep up with the consumption. The damn old man looks at me like he's looking at a monster! " The more Lee Kele spoke, the angrier he became.

Along the way, Lee Kele ran to the school gate and returned to his school life. The gangsters in the past didn't know that his fate had changed completely.

Report
Share
Comments
|
Setting
Background
Font
18
Nunito
Merriweather
Libre Baskerville
Gentium Book Basic
Roboto
Rubik
Nunito
Page with
1000
Line-Height