C1 Funerals

Lai San'er of Fuli village is a rascal, Lai San'er has no parents, also has no land. No need to wear starlight and the moon to serve the crops. During the day he lived in a farmhouse, and at night he lay in a broken temple. When he had nothing to do, Lai San'er would lie at the entrance to the village all day long. Aside from Lai San'er, there were only a few coffins inside the temple.

According to the rules of the village, if the wives of the elderly were still alive, the old man who had died early could not be put to rest. However, if someone died, they would have to deal with it. They couldn't just put it in the main hall. So the rich put the dead old man in a thin coffin, asked the wandering "Yin Yang people" to paste paste the coffin, wrote the charm. Ye Zichen carried the coffin to the run-down temple in the middle of the night.

During the day, Lai San always found out which village family had died and when they had been buried. After it was late at night, he felt that the time had come, so he picked up a large rock to block the entrance of the run-down temple. No matter what the family did with the body, they would not open the door.

To the mourners, this was not a matter of honor or fortune. Besides, his father was still lying in the coffin behind him. He didn't dare to make a big fuss out of it, and he also didn't dare to knock on the door. He stood at the entrance of the temple for a long time with his eyes wide open.

Suddenly, within the dilapidated temple, Lai San'er let out a long sigh.

"Aiyaya, what a bunch of kids. I have to remind you! "

Then, a song came from the temple.

"The front of the temple building was brightly lit, and the coffin behind the door was lying on the ground. Yang people stay in shops to keep money, and Yin people enter temples without exception! "

Hearing what Lai San said, the people at the funeral came to a realization. So the reason why he wanted money was because he wanted money. In order to allow their ancestors' coffins to be safely placed in the temple, ordinary mourners would usually enter the temple through the gap in the door with a few food stamps. His family was really poor, even a few pancakes could open the door of this Lai San'er's house.

But today, the person who Lai San met at the funeral was the village dog, Four! Although Dog-Four's family owned a few acres of land, Dog-Four loved to gamble, and almost all the valuables in his family were lost. If Dog-Four's father didn't stop him, he would have traded the two acres of land for gambling money and wine.

At noon, his hands were itchy. While he was searching for valuable items at home, he accidentally found the land deed that his father had hidden. Dog Four was ecstatic. Ignoring the pleas of his mother and his wife, he mortgaged two acres of farmland for the whole afternoon. Without a doubt, he had lost them all.

At night, Doggy comes home and finds his wife has run away. His mother is sitting on the bed with wooden eyes. His father's body on the bed is already cold.

Although Dogman's mother was in a trance, she was still holding her breath. Four swore at the old fogey, then picked up a mat and rolled up his father's body. He then used a flatbed cart to take him to a dilapidated temple.

At this moment, Lai San had already heard the sound of wind. With great effort, he managed to move a large rock from the river to block the door of the temple.

Last time in the white house in the woods, Dog Four lost to Lai San, and not only did he renege on the debt, but he also left a bruise on Lai San's face. Lai San immediately put down his words.

"F * ck, your father will also die one day!"

Next, Lai San covered his head and ran into the dilapidated temple like a wisp of smoke. From then on, according to the village storyteller, their relationship was "irreconcilable!"

"Lai San'er, open the door for laozi!"

Fourth Dog slammed the handlebars of his flatbed onto the ground, slamming it against the broken door of the temple.

"Little Four, don't call me that …" Suddenly, Lai San'er realized something and quickly said.

"I'm not your old man anymore. If I'm your old man, then I'll become a dead man. How depressing!"

"Lai San'er, open the door! "I … I won't hit you!"

Four looked at his father, who was being carried away by a mat, and said in a softer tone.

Lying in the dilapidated temple, Lai San'er cackled, "Dog Four, stop bullshitting me." I told you not to provoke me. "One day, your father and you will have to lie down in this broken temple of mine. Or else, you will lie down in the wilderness and let the wild dogs eat you up!" Lai San'er smiled wantonly, her tone filled with disdain.

"Lai San'er, I was in the wrong with what happened last time. Can't I give you back the money from that day?"

IAmNo4 was in a hurry to get rid of his father's corpse. His tone was almost pleading. Lai San shook his head and spat on the ground.

"Pui!" That money is yours to pay for, what will you do when you hit me! "

"Then what do you want to do!?"

"Heh, I won't beat you up for being a man. Take out the food stamps to compensate me. Double the food stamps, double the ones you owe me!"

"You!"

Four's face turned blue. In Four's eyes, his father's life was not even worth that much, let alone a corpse!

"Lai San'er, do you really think I, your grandfather, is easy to mess with? Do you believe that I won't burn down your crappy temple!? "

Lai San jumped up from the ground.

"Fourth, don't try to scare me!" Although Lai San said this, he still felt a lot more guilty. This dog 4 was famous for being a scoundrel. He didn't even care about his own father, much less himself. He might anger this fellow, or he might really burn the temple down. By that time, Lai San would no longer have to deal with external affairs. There would probably not even be a place for him to stay!

Thinking this way, Lai San swallowed his saliva and said, "Fourth Dog, don't act recklessly for this young master. The ancestors of the entire village are lying inside!"

Lai San paused for a moment, then continued, "Fourth Bro, I can let you in, but you have to give me a food ticket. Otherwise, your father's corpse will not be able to rest peacefully here! "

"Sure!"

From outside the house came the angry voice of the dog. Lai San pursed his lips, then with a great deal of effort moved the stone away.

Just as Lai San'er was about to open the door while cursing, a mournful cat cry suddenly came from outside.

"Ah … Father?" How did you come to life! "

Lai San'er was extremely confused as she looked outside through the broken wooden door.

Outside the door, dog four's face was pale. Lai San narrowed his eyes and took a closer look in the furry moonlight. Lai San was puzzled to see that the cart behind DogLeading was empty. Could it be that Doggie's father is really alive?

Suddenly, Lai San saw that a pair of shriveled hands had viciously grabbed onto the neck of the dog.

Following the pair of dried up claws, they saw the father of dog Four standing in front of him.

"Dad, it's me. I'm Dog Four! "

Four's father's face could no longer be considered a human face. Under the moonlight, he looked like a shriveled, wrinkled cat face.

"Lai San`er … save … save me, I … I will give you all the food stamps!"

Lai San'er looked at the half-human, half-cat face, her crotch wet. Next, his own father used his sharp nails to prick a few bloody holes in his neck, and streams of black blood started to flow out.