C1755 False Certification

"I heard you went to the hospital for surgery, so you hooked up with a girl. No wonder you came back so late last night. I didn't expect you to be so charming! Is she beautiful? I'm used to looking at pretty girls. I've changed my taste and found something interesting on ordinary girls. "

When Chen Qun woke up early in the morning, the first thing he heard from the young lady was this