C1 A Foolish Woman Has Fallen from the Sky

Am I like them?

I stared blankly at the people walking around in front of me.

Suddenly, a gust of wind rises, sweeping up a thousand feet of yellow sand. The people in front of me scattered and I stood to the side and watched.

"Run!"

An anxious voice picked me up and carried me in my arms. I didn't know where he was going to take me.

However, I didn't know where I was going. If someone picked me up, I would have a place to go.

After running for an unknown amount of time, I felt a little sleepy. I yawned loudly and became enraptured.

"He's really heartless."

The voice said with a faint smile.

I don't know if he is talking to me, what is the heart and what is the lung? He was too lazy to respond to his words.

When I woke up, I was lying on a mat.

"You're awake."

I knew from the sound that he was the one who had held me.

He may have stepped up to me in a few steps, sat on the edge of the mat, and asked, "What's your name? "Where do you live?"

I knew nothing about this series of questions, I could not give him any answers, and I wanted to know the answers to all of his questions.

Seeing that I didn't react, he impolitely sized me up with the dim oil lamp in his hand. He seemed to be more like he was talking to himself, "Could he be a fool?"

"Idiot?" I repeated.

What is a fool? I don't know much about many things.

He took a step forward and used his hand to pull down one of my swords. He looked left and right: "Sword Spirit? You are called Sword Spirit. "

"But how can it be such a masculine name? I'll call you Ling'er from now on!"

He threw his sword aside and put his arm around my shoulders. "Since you don't know where you're going, you should stay and be my wife!"

"Oh!"

I don't really care about these things, but staying here makes me feel good. At the very least, I don't have to wander around outside. I've been walking for who knows how long …

I don't know how long exactly. I only know that from my memories, I was alone …

Along the way, many people called me a fool or a madman. I didn't feel anything, but for some reason, when he unsheathed my sword, I felt a sense of unease.

"Heh, since you're my wife now, we'll sleep together in the future." He pressed me down and began to undress.

I saw that his mouth was quite red, then it was right next to mine, and I didn't feel anything about all of this. He seemed to be a bit anxious, and his breathing started to become hurried, and the hot air that was continuously spewing out from his nose was also continuously humming beside my ear. Looking at his uncomfortable expression, I kindly patted his back.

Even after hearing my voice, he still didn't listen. He completely denied it and said, "I'm not in a hurry, what the hell are you doing!?" I, Hee Shijiu, am like a jade tree in the park. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to get a wife just because I'm poor! "

Hearing him say this, I became his wife's special grace.

"Then, thank you." I thought that I should be polite for a moment before I replied.

"You're pretty polite. You're lucky to have a husband like me!" He took me in his arms and began to kiss me.

Somehow, my body felt a little hot by instinct, but Hee Shijiu's body was even hotter than mine.

"Will we be alright like this?" I asked, holding his flailing face in my hands.

"What's going on?" Hee Shijiu stretched out his hand and tapped my forehead, "A single moment of spring snack is worth a thousand gold, why are you still acting like a block of wood!"

"Oh, what should I do?" I didn't expect that being his wife would have so many demands.

"Don't you want to scream?" His lips were next to my ear, and he bit me a few times and said a few words.

I just feel a bit itchy, really want to laugh.

"What's his name?" I asked doubtfully.

"Call for help!" He laughed and seemed dishonest again.

Why did he call for help? I didn't understand, but I still started to shout according to his meaning. I opened my throat and used my dantian's Qi to shout, "Help! Help! "

Hearing my words, he was shocked. With his eyes wide open, he immediately stood up and covered my mouth tightly. He said angrily, "What are you shouting for!? Could it be that you want to be surrounded? "

I stopped and looked at him strangely. "Didn't you tell me to?"

The door was kicked open with a "clang" and a group of people suddenly entered. The person in the lead was a fat woman. She was holding a broom in her hand as she looked around: "Who is it!"

Hee Shijiu quickly pulled me behind him. He covered my entire body with his hands, looked at the fat woman and said, "Mom, it's alright. You can go back now!"

"Oh my god! "Hee Shijiu!" The fat woman started to hit his body continuously with her broom, causing Hee Shijiu to be unable to fight back and cry out in pain.

"You bastard! You even learned how to be a hooligan! "

The fat woman seemed to have used all her strength, her chubby face quivered along with the broom. "Shameless little thing, you're the same as your mother, stealing people everywhere!"

These words seemed to prick Hee Shijiu's sore spot. Seeing that his smiling face had disappeared, I stood up and grabbed the broom in the fat woman's hand, saying angrily, "You can scold me, but you're not allowed to call me mother!"

The moment he stood up, the fat woman's eyes went straight. Seeing Hee Shijiu stand up naked, she was so scared that her eyes popped out. At this moment, her fat body suddenly became so light that she ran out like a wisp of smoke.

At this moment, the room became extremely quiet once again. I stood up and looked at his appearance before asking, "Are you angry?"

"No!" He suddenly turned around and placed his body on top of me. He pinched my face with his hand and said with squinted eyes, "Today is our good day, so why would we be angry?"

"Mhmm!" I nodded.

"Sigh …"

He turned around and lay down beside me. After covering me with a blanket, he stared straight at the ceiling. I followed his gaze, but didn't see anything.

"Will you regret it?" He suddenly turned his head to me.

"Why regret?"

I don't understand why he asked me that.

"You little fool."

He took me in his arms, choking.

"I swear, I will not treat you unfairly in the future."

The next morning, I heard the fat woman's voice again. She was a lot more polite than yesterday, and she had learned to knock on the door, but her voice was very rude.

Outside, she roared, "Come out!"

I had heard it even before she knocked, and somehow my ears were sharp.

I didn't know how to respond to her, so I kept my eyes closed and didn't want to answer her.