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C1113

You're dead

"Destiny must not be revealed!"

Sun Xuan pursed his lips and said those words before he turned around and left, leaving Uncle Wuliang and Sun Wukong staring blankly at the scene.

"This fatty, what is he doing? He's even trying to keep us in suspense?" Uncle Wuliang was speechless.

"Hehe, since Fatty did not say anything, then let's not ask anymore. Yama, you must be tired after rushing around for the entire day. Go rest first." Sun Wukong laughed.

"That's right, Yama, thank you for your hard work today. Thank you!" Princess Tie Fan also thanked him.

"Not at all, it was just a small effort." Uncle Wuliang felt a bit embarrassed, he quickly cupped his hands and replied, "Great Sage, Princess, I'll be going now. Goodbye!"

"Yama, I'll send you off. Princess, go pack your things!" After Sun Wukong told Iron Fan, he personally sent Uncle Wuliang out.

? ?.

In the evening, Sun Wukong, Sun Xuan, and Uncle Wuliang got together again. After a short meeting, they started their operation.

As for Princess Tie Fan, she actually wanted to go, but was rejected by Sun Wukong for being dangerous.

After passing through the portal, the three quickly arrived at the outskirts of the Immortality Peach Garden.

"Great Sage, what should we do next?" Sun Xuan quietly asked Sun Wukong.

"What should we do? Collision! "Let's go, follow me!"

Sun Wukong's answer was straightforward. It was a joke, no matter how many layers and traps the Immortality Peach Garden had added, as well as how many times it had been used as defense. In Sun Wukong's eyes, it was simply a joke.

It could be said that even if Sun Wukong closed his eyes throughout the entire process, he would still be able to smoothly walk past the Immortality Peach Garden without being discovered.

In the blink of an eye, the three of them had quietly arrived at the southern gate!

According to the plan he had made earlier, Sun Wukong was going to charge in from the south gate with Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang in an attempt to help them for half an hour.

According to the intelligence gathered previously, there were a total of five checkpoints in the Immortality Peach Garden, and each checkpoint was more complicated and dangerous than the last.

However, to Sun Wukong, all of this was just child's play.

There were a total of five guards at the first checkpoint of the southern gate. They stood on the left, center, and right sides respectively, two on the left, and one in the middle.

Although it was late in the night, these five armored guards were fully armed, and they were all in high spirits, maintaining a high degree of vigilance from beginning to end.

At this time, five hundred meters in front of the south door.

Sun Wukong, Sun Xuan, and Uncle Wuliang were hiding here.

"Come, fatty, Yama, let's split up the tasks. You two are in charge of the left and right side. I'm in charge of the one in the middle, Ok?"

"Why are there only two of us?" Sun Xuan was puzzled.

"Because I'm Great Sage Qi Tian, you're wrong."

"..."

Sun Xuan didn't know what to say, but after Uncle Wuliang secretly twisted his waist, he had no choice but to agree.

"Good!" "Move!"

As Sun Wukong gave the order, the three figures disappeared.

Swoosh! Xiu Xiu! *

Three shadows streaked across the night sky. The five guards of the south gate didn't even have time to react before they fell to the ground. They didn't even know who had done it before they had fainted.

The five guards quickly returned to their original positions. They were no different from the guards from before.

"Let's go!"

Sun Wukong had a confident smile on his face as he waved to Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang who were standing behind him. In a flash, Sun Wukong turned into a shadow and disappeared.

Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang looked at each other and were speechless. Then, they suddenly stomped on the ground and followed up.

The second test was passed with ease!

The third test was a simple one!

The fourth test was passed with incomparable ease!

In the blink of an eye, the three of them had reached the fifth checkpoint.

"The last test!"

Sun Wukong made a hand gesture towards Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang. Then, he leaped and prepared to use the same method as the previous four stages. He used the same method to catch the guards off guard and quickly settle the matter.

The guards at the fifth gate were the least, only three people!

Perhaps the person who designed these tests was very confident and had never thought that there would be people who could pass the first four. Thus, the fifth test was actually his weakest and most undervalued trial.

With no effort at all, Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang finished off two of the two, one on the left and the other on the right.

However, for some reason, the third guard had suddenly disappeared.

"Who is it?" "Stop right there!"

Just as Sun Wukong was about to use his immortal energy to search the area, an authoritative voice boomed out. Following which, a bearded guard ran out of the hut he was in with a spear in his hand.

However, because he ran so hastily, the guard didn't even have time to pull up his pants before he came out. As a result, when he yelled and just got into position, his pants fell off.

The bearded guard felt a chill in his crotch and looked down. F * ck, I lost my pants. How embarrassing! Therefore, he quickly lowered his head and used his hands to pull up his pants.

With this, he had given Sun Wukong a chance.

"Sou!" Sun Wukong was already behind the guard and was about to knock him out.

"Wait!"

Suddenly, Sun Xuan called out.

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment before he became dissatisfied, "Fatty, what are you doing? Don't waste time. "

Sun Xuan made a silencing gesture and didn't respond to Sun Wukong's words. Instead, he walked up to the bearded guard and extended his hand towards him.

"What are you doing?" "I, I'm still a virgin. If you dare to call me, I, I'll yell indecent assault again ?" The bearded guard had his hands over his chest and did not care about his pants falling to the ground again. After all, virtue was more important. Who knew where the hell this fatty's hands were going to touch?

"Go f * * k your sister!" "Stop being so noisy!"

Sun Xuan glared at him, and the big bearded guard was so scared that he didn't even dare to make a sound. One of his thick, black-furred hands had already been gripped tightly by Sun Xuan.

"Father, mother, your son is unfilial. He has protected his innocence for hundreds of years. He will definitely be unable to protect it now. Your son will be ashamed of his ancestors ?" The bearded guard was crying incessantly in his heart, as if he was a wife who had been molested and wronged to death.

"Mmm, although your pulse is stable, it is surging secretly. It feels like a storm is brewing. Big Beard, you're dead for sure!" Sun Xuan released the bearded guard's hand after a while and said.

Thump!

The big bearded guard hadn't even had the time to feel happy for Sun Xuan when he suddenly let go of his hand, when he heard Sun Xuan speak seriously. He was first stunned, then he threw his head back and laughed.

"Haha!" I'm dying of laughter. Do you think I look like someone who is about to die? " The bearded guard was simply farting as a grandson.

"Hey, Fatty, can you not waste so much time with him?" Sun Wukong was getting impatient. He felt like Sun Xuan was just wasting his time.

"Monkey Bro, don't be in such a hurry. Let me finish." Sun Xuan first gave Sun Wukong a look, then he turned his gaze towards the bearded guard and said, "Try pressing down on the three parts of your body: the navel, the hand, and so on."

"Tsk, press, press ?. Whoever is afraid of you ?. Aooo ? Aooo ? Pain ? It hurts so much... "This is so painful..." At first, the bearded guard didn't believe it, but after hearing Sun Xuan's words, he tried pressing his hand on three areas. Who knew it would hurt, and it hurt too much!

"How is it? I'm not lying to you, right? " Sun Xuan asked with a smile.

"No, no, Godly, Godly Doctor, may I ask ? can I still be saved?" He was still very young, and he didn't want to die that quickly. Although he was just a small Heaven Soldier, to be able to come this far would cost him a lot of sweat and hardships.

After stabilizing himself with great difficulty, he tried again after dying. How could he be willing to accept this?

"You can save him, but you can't! It's up to you to decide what to do!" Sun Xuan blinked, and after making a "you know" expression, he smiled.

Of course, the bearded guard knew. One of the three people in front of him was the Great Sage Qi Tian, Sun Wukong! Although he didn't know who Sun Xuan was, he knew that he was definitely a doctor now. Judging from his fat body, it should be that Sun Xuan. I heard that he was the number one doctor in the Three Realms.

"Also, Godly Doctor, what disease did I get?"

"Ultimate disease!" Simply put, it's a cancer in the mortal world. However, your cancer is one of the rarer ones in the Heavenly Court. Plus, you've been on the plane quite a few times, have suffered a serious kidney loss, and lack of calcium and zinc ? "In short, we're about to die." Sun Xuan patiently explained himself. He was right, but the way he said it was a bit exaggerated. It scared Big Beard so much that he almost peed his pants.

"Ah?" "It can't be?"

"You don't believe me?"

"I do!" Letter of faith! "Lady Doctor, I beg you, please save me, please save me ?" The bearded guard immediately knelt down, but he was stopped by Sun Xuan.

"If you want me to save you, that's no problem. You have to agree to a condition of mine."

"I know you guys want to go in. Fine, no problem. As long as you save me, I will immediately let you in." The bearded guard took a set of keys from his pocket.

"Ok, deal!"

After Sun Xuan finished speaking, he quickly gathered his immortal energy and formed a ball of golden mist in mid-air. Then, he directly pushed the mist into the stomach of the bearded guard.

"Done!" Sun Xuan clapped his hands and said, "Try pressing down on those three areas again and see if it still hurts."

"So fast?" Are you for real? " The bearded guard mumbled doubtfully, but he was still rather obedient. He used his hand to press the three areas, and after that, he immediately became excited. "Damn, god-damn. It really doesn't hurt anymore."

"Of course. Why don't you see who I am? "No need to thank me, we'll be leaving first." Sun Wukong raised the key in his hand and in the blink of an eye, he, along with Sun Wukong and Uncle Wuliang arrived at the door. He inserted the key into the hole and with a loud rumble, the door opened.

The bearded guard took a long time before he could react. He touched his waist and found that the key was missing. He then said with a bit of confusion, "Ni." "F * ck, this speed is so fast, do you know?"

Just as the bearded guard was giving up, Sun Xuan and the other two entered the Immortality Peach Garden.

"Let's go, the trees are all in the warehouse. We have to hurry, or we'll be in trouble when we are discovered." Sun Wukong seriously said to Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang. The moment he finished his words, he started running at full speed.

Helpless, Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang could only follow closely behind.

Soon, the three of them reached the warehouse's door after running for 1,000 meters.

Chapter 1114

Invite Sun Wukong

"Monkey Bro, now it's all up to you!"

Sun Xuan made a cupping gesture towards Sun Wukong and then stood still.

Fatty, you and Yama are waiting for me outside. If I'm still not out in ten minutes, you two should hurry back. Sun Wukong nodded. Even though he said that, he was still very confident.

Back in the day, the Immortality Peach Garden was Great Sage Sun's domain. He had entered the warehouse that contained the most complete variety of plant seedlings in the Three Realms countless times. Even he couldn't remember clearly, so he was naturally extremely familiar with it.

Swoosh!

With a flash of his body, Sun Wukong turned into a beam of golden light and passed through the gap between the doors of the warehouse.

The reason he didn't open the door directly to enter was because he didn't want to alarm the others in the Heavenly Court and cause trouble for himself in the future.

"Uncle, do you think Monkey Bro is reliable?" At this last step, Sun Xuan was actually a bit uncertain. He couldn't help but ask Uncle Wuliang.

"What do you think?" Uncle Wuliang rolled his eyes at Sun Xuan and added, "You fat guy, can't you just wait patiently? "What's the rush?"

Hearing what Uncle Wuliang said, although it seemed reasonable, it still couldn't calm Sun Xuan's anxiety.

Once this person became anxious, it would cause such problems. For example, who would have three emergencies, the first problem being the need to urinate, and so on.

Sun Xuan was such a person. He suddenly felt that he was in a hurry and needed to be dealt with as soon as possible. Otherwise, his bladder would explode.

"Um ?" "Uncle, wait here for me. I ? I need to pee so I can take care of it first."

After he finished speaking, Sun Xuan didn't care about Uncle Wuliang's reaction and had long since slipped away.

"How much sh * t and piss a lazy person has! At this time, you say that this fatty also ? Isn't it too indiscriminate! " Uncle Wuliang was stunned. He looked at the direction Sun Xuan suddenly disappeared in, and it took him a long time to regain his senses.

Of course, Sun Xuan wouldn't be able to hear Uncle Wuliang's complaints.

Sun Xuan madly ran hundreds of meters away to a corner, where he happily finished everything and prepared to head back.

Unexpectedly, the sound of water splashing attracted him.

"It's so late, why is there still someone here? "Oh no, if we were to be discovered, wouldn't our efforts have all been for naught?" Sun Xuan's mind spun quickly. He immediately realized the importance of this issue, so he made a decision: follow the sound of the voice and investigate. If it really was someone who threatened their safety, then he would subdue him immediately.

This was the back of a fake mountain. In front of the fake mountain was a small heavenly lake, and beside the heavenly lake were several willow trees planted. Under the hazy light of the moon, it seemed exceptionally Shiqing's picture.

Sun Xuan didn't have time to appreciate it. He didn't want to know why there were willow trees growing in a place like the Immortality Peach Garden. Quietly, he came to the back of the rock garden and stuck his head out to look inside.

Good boy, it's fine if you don't look, but once you look, you can't move your eyes away.

Because, in this small heavenly lake, there was a goddess lazily taking a bath!

Her skin was as white as snow, her figure was concave and exquisite, her long hair was draped over her shoulders, and her facial features were exquisite. She truly had a beautiful smile on her face. If one were to laugh that much more, she would become a rare beauty.

Sun Xuan had already left the northern district for quite some time, and his wife's life hadn't been that long. It was normal for him to have such an exciting scene all of a sudden.

Ma, trap! This was definitely a trap!

No, he had to remain calm. He couldn't fall into his trap!

For a moment, Sun Xuan was at a loss. In his opinion, this was most likely a trap set up to deal with them.

After some thought, Sun Xuan decided to block the 'mechanism'!

Sun Xuan immediately circulated his immortal energy and quickly formed a wave of light in his hand before quickly pushing it towards the Little Heaven Lake.

"Bam!"

When the light wave hit the surface of the small heavenly lake, it immediately caused a large splash!

The immortal was shocked, but with her agility, she immediately reacted and leaped out of the pond. Without waiting for her clothes, she transformed into a beam of light and disappeared without a trace.

It was possible that this fairy had secretly come to bathe, thinking that she had been discovered, which was why she had fled faster than anyone else.

"F * ck, running so fast?" Sun Xuan uninterested lowered his hand, his mind still thinking back to the scene of the fairy taking a bath.

Forget it, this was good as well. At least he knew that it wasn't a trap! It was just a small episode.

However, it would be great if he could have more similar incidents in the future! With this thought in mind, Sun Xuan's mood immediately improved.

At the warehouse entrance.

Sun Xuan ran back, panting for breath.

"Uncle, Monkey Bro still hasn't come out?" Sun Xuan asked.

"Fatty, did you f * cking open your big account?" That long? " Uncle Wuliang first complained a few times to Sun Xuan, then said, "No, but it should be soon."

"Didn't we agree on ten minutes? Look, it's already been eight minutes, why hasn't it come out yet? "Aiya, it's hanging, it's hanging..." Sun Xuan suddenly began to mutter like a resentful wife.

Uncle Wuliang couldn't bear to listen any longer. Just as he was about to open his mouth to say something, he suddenly saw a golden light slip out from the door of the warehouse. With a "whoosh", Sun Wukong appeared.

"Great Sage, you came out!" Uncle Wuliang's face lit up as he rushed forward to welcome the old man.

However, Sun Wukong had an unhappy look on his face. He ignored Uncle Wuliang and turned to Sun Xuan, "Fatty, what were you saying just now?"

Sun Xuan's heart skipped a beat. He wished he could slap himself a few times. Immediately, a flattering smile formed on his face: "Hehe, Monkey Bro, I didn't say anything! "Aiya, you came out. I knew that my Monkey Bro was the best. It's only been less than nine minutes, and you've already come out. There's no one with that kind of skill ?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

"You brat, don't even think about getting away with it. I heard everything just now."

"Aiyo, Monkey Bro, don't be like this. Just treat what I said just now as a fart. Just release it."

"I want to treat you like a fart!"

"Monkey Bro ?"

In fact, Sun Wukong wasn't really angry. He said with a serious face, "Let's hurry up and leave, I took a total of 100,000 saplings from the warehouse, and I also specially used a few of my monkey hair to create the same amount of saplings. My mana can at least maintain for 3 to 7 years, as long as no one discovers it."

Sun Xuan was overjoyed. He excitedly grabbed Sun Wukong's hand and said, "Monkey Bro, I thank you on behalf of the people of the northern region!"

"Let's talk about it when we get back. Hurry up and get out of here, damn fatty. Why are you still grabbing onto my hand?" Why aren't you quickly creating the portal? Do you want us to go back the way we came? " Sun Wukong rolled his eyes at Sun Xuan and said.

"Oh, oh, oh, okay. Monkey Bro, I'll immediately ?" "Hehe ?"

Sun Xuan didn't dare to waste too much time. He pointed his finger towards the sky, and a shining golden teleportation portal immediately appeared in front of them.

The three of them quickly entered and instantly disappeared.

? ?.

In the courtyard of Sun Wukong's residence.

Suddenly, a golden light flashed as a teleportation portal appeared out of nowhere.

Following which, three people walked out from the classroom. They were naturally Sun Xuan, Sun Wukong, and Uncle Wuliang.

Princess Iron Fan had been anxiously waiting in the main hall the whole time. When she saw the three appear, she suddenly dashed over and threw herself into Sun Wukong's arms.

"Empty, you finally came back. You're worried to death about me ? Let me see, are you hurt? Have you lost weight? "Is there..."

In contrast to Sun Wukong's expression of enjoyment, Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang, who stood beside him, felt goosebumps rise all over their bodies. Ma, can you not be so loving? Can you take care of our feelings?

"Heh heh, good, good. Princess, look at me, isn't this fine? Nothing. " After Sun Wukong enjoyed himself squinting his eyes, he finally remembered that there was someone else beside him. He opened his eyes and gently pushed Princess Iron Fan away.

"Cough cough, about that ? "Sister-in-law, with how capable Monkey Bro is, nothing can happen to him ?" Sun Xuan couldn't hold it in any longer, so he interjected.

"Do you think I don't know how empty-handed I am?" Princess Tie Fan rolled her eyes at Sun Xuan, then her face suddenly changed as she shouted without any warning. "Aiya, I was in the kitchen making the All Aspect Nourishment Soup. I forgot to look at the fire, I died ?"

Before she could finish her sentence, Princess Tie Fan pushed Sun Wukong away and headed straight for the kitchen.

Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang were completely speechless when they saw this scene.

However, Sun Wukong was beaming happily.

"Alright, fatty, Yama, come into my study!" Sun Wukong greeted Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang before taking the lead to walk towards the study room.

Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang quickly followed!

In the study room, Sun Wukong took out a monkey-shaped diamond ring from his chest, and said to the two of them, "Fatty, this is a storage ring with unlimited storage space, all 100,000 saplings are inside, when the time comes you can use your mana to activate it and take it out."

Sun Xuan received the monkey-shaped diamond ring and carefully examined it. He couldn't help but exclaim in admiration, "It's a good item. Monkey Bro, how come I didn't know that you had such a good item in the past? "Can you ?"

"No!" There are a lot of things that you don't know! " Sun Wukong rolled his eyes at Sun Xuan.

"Great Sage, nothing happened this time. We finally completed it. Thank you so much." Uncle Wuliang cupped his hands towards Sun Wukong.

"It's just a small effort, what's there to worry about!" Sun Wukong waved his hand and said with a smile, "The one thanking you is me. If you didn't give me such an opportunity, I would have suffocated."

Suddenly, a bold idea appeared in Sun Xuan's mind.

"Monkey Bro, how about ? ?" Come with me to the North District! That place is temporarily poor, but the place is big enough and free enough! " Sun Xuan looked at Sun Wukong as he tried his luck.

Uncle Wuliang's eyes lit up as he thought to himself, "This damn fatty never expected that he would actually say such a thing."

Sun Wukong was clearly surprised. He never expected that his grandson would invite him to the North District. To be honest, he was tempted.

He was born into a monkey family, and monkeys don't like to be bound by their freedom of sexual intercourse. The reason he could stay in the Underworld for so long was to repay his debts, otherwise, he would have traveled to the Three Realms long ago.

But, even if he, Sun Wukong, wanted to go, Princess Tie Fan wouldn't necessarily want to go!

For a time, Sun Wukong was in a dilemma.

"Monkey Bro, Monkey Bro, how is it?" "Are you interested?"

"Let me think about it, okay? After all, as for the princess ? "

When Sun Xuan heard this, he immediately understood. He patted his chest and said, "Monkey Bro, as long as you agree to my request, I will take care of my sister-in-law's mental work!"

Chapter 1115

Build a tourist area

"Really? "Are you sure?"

Sun Wukong's face lit up, but he quickly covered it up and pretended that he didn't believe him.

"Hehe, Monkey Bro, have you forgotten? Your little brother's eloquence is not to be covered up. Convincing Sister-in-law is as simple as it can be. Rest assured!" Sun Xuan slapped his chest with a 'pa pa pa' sound once again, as if he was wrapping himself around me.

"Hey, Fatty, what do you think? Why does it sound to me like you're bragging a lot? " Uncle Wuliang joked.

"How can a man say he can't? If I say yes, I will definitely do it! "

"..."

Sun Wukong and Uncle Wuliang looked at each other and were instantly speechless.

Soon after, the three happily chatted for a while, and only after Princess Tie Fan knocked on the door and shouted for Sun Wukong to drink the soup did they have no choice but to stop.

Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang walked out of the study side by side.

On the way, Uncle Wuliang asked Sun Xuan, "Fatty, why did you think of inviting the Great Sage to the north region?"

"Uncle, don't you think that my way of thinking is invincible? "Think about how mighty Monkey Bro was back then. Compared to his current appearance, damn, he doesn't even look like him anymore. I just want to see Monkey Bro from the past, could it be that I was wrong?"

Uncle Wuliang muttered to himself for a while before he nodded, "Fatty, you're right. I support you!"

"Thank you, Uncle!" Sun Xuan suddenly felt his nose go sour, and he wanted to cry.

"Who are we? Thank my ass!" Hey, Fatty, I'm warning you. Don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I'll beat you up ? "

"Uncle, I ?"

"Stop, don't say anymore. Come, let's go to my place. I'll treat you to a big meal."

"Really?"

"When have I ever lied to you, damn fatty!"

"Uncle ?"

Uncle Wuliang took Sun Xuan and left Sun Wukong's residence. From the looks of it, they were really going for a big meal.

? ?.

Although he managed to get the sapling, there was still an even more important thing for Sun Xuan to do. He had to persuade Princess Tie Fan to agree to let him go with her to the North District.

Sun Xuan didn't plan to beat around the bush. After having a big meal with Uncle Wuliang, he rushed back to Sun Wukong's residence.

Returning to his living quarters, Sun Xuan found out from Sun Wukong that Princess Tie Fan was in the kitchen currently having a meal.

"Fatty, I'm counting on you!"

"Don't worry, Monkey Bro. If it doesn't succeed, I'll bring my head over to meet you."

With that, Sun Xuan slipped into the kitchen.

Sun Wukong sat nervously in his study room, waiting with Uncle Wuliang by his side.

"Don't worry, Great Sage. Although the fatty's looks are unreliable, his mouth is truly unrivalled. I believe he will definitely bring back some good news." Uncle Wuliang tried to console her.

"Hopefully!" Sun Wukong nodded and said.

After that, Uncle Wuliang didn't say anything else. The atmosphere in the study immediately became awkward.

After about half an hour, Sun Xuan returned with Princess Tie Fan following behind him.

What made things worse was that both of them had very serious expressions. From the looks of it, it was as if they had just had a fight. This made Sun Wukong feel extremely aggrieved. Ma, you want to ask, but you don't dare to ask. This feeling is like constipation.

Uncle Wuliang quietly gave Sun Xuan a meaningful look. He was obviously asking him what the result was, but Sun Xuan didn't react at all, making Uncle Wuliang feel bored.

Princess Tie Fan's face was ashen as she strode toward Sun Wukong. She stared at him with her sharp eyes, almost scaring Sun Wukong to the point of peeing his pants.

"Empty? Tell me the truth, do you really want to go to the North District?" Princess Tie Fan asked word by word.

Sun Wukong's legs were a little weak. After so many years, this was the first time he had seen Princess Tie Fan speak to him in such a tone, so he wasn't too confident!

He first looked at Sun Xuan and then at Uncle Wuliang, but the two of them just shrugged at him. Their intentions were clear.

"Eh ?. Princess, it's like this. Listen to my explanation first, actually ? "

Sooner or later, he would have to face it head on. Sun Wukong took a deep breath and opened his mouth to explain.

"There's no need to explain! "Explaining is concealing it!"

"Princess, I ?"

"What about me? Empty? You really disappoint me! "

"Princess, I ?"

"I've been a couple with you for so many years, but I don't know what you're thinking. Do you think I'm too incompetent? Empty?"

Sun Wukong was stunned. What did that mean? He wondered if he had misheard. Does that sound like an apology to him?

"Princess, you ?"

"Empty. I've decided to go to the North District with you!" Princess Iron Fan's expression suddenly turned serious as she looked at Sun Wukong and said affectionately.

"Really? Princess, did I hear wrongly? "

"Really! "I didn't mishear you!"

"That's great, Princess. I love you!"

"Empty. I love you too!"

"Come on, don't say anything else. Kiss my ass!"

"Damn, they're still here!"

"There's no one here, what's there to be afraid of?!"

"..."

Sun Xuan and Uncle Wuliang looked at each other and thought to themselves: Ni. F * ck, you don't have to be so loving, you really treat us like thin air!

After Sun Wukong and Princess Tie Fan had kissed for a long time, Sun Xuan couldn't bear to watch any longer and coughed dryly. Only then did the two loosen his grip.

"Hey, Monkey Bro, you want to abuse a dog, but you don't have to do that." Sun Xuan said.

"I hate you, Fatty ?" Before Sun Wukong could reply, Princess Tie Fan rolled her eyes at him coquettishly, causing goosebumps to appear all over his body once again.

"Monkey Bro, please allow me to welcome you here on behalf of the officials of the northern region of the Heavenly Court, a warm welcome!" After Sun Xuan finished speaking, he was the first to applaud, and his face was filled with a warm smile.

"Heh heh, Fatty, that's enough. Don't mess with me. Come, let's discuss this together. What am I going to do when I go to the North District?" Sun Wukong laughed as he extended his hand to punch Sun Xuan, speaking seriously.

"Great Sage, since you're so wise and powerful, of course you should be the head of the security forces!" Uncle Wuliang interrupted.

"Yes!" "That's right, Monkey Bro, what do you think?" Sun Xuan was just wondering what kind of position Sun Wukong could be offered, and upon hearing Uncle Wuliang's words, he immediately felt enlightened and hurriedly echoed his words.

"Sheriff?" Sun Wukong didn't look at his grandson, but at Princess Tie Fan.

Princess Iron Fan smiled and nodded. Immediately after, Sun Wukong also smiled and nodded towards Sun Xuan.

The question of the position was happily decided just like that.

After that, the four of them discussed when they should leave to wait and chatted for a long time before leaving.

Two days later, in the yard behind the yamen in the Northern District of the Heavenly Court, heads were swarming in, bustling with noise and excitement.

Sun Wukong and his wife, Princess Tie Fan, moved together with Sun Xuan from the Underworld to the Northern District's yamen in the Heavenly Court.

Uncle Wuliang didn't follow him because he still had to help him deal with the formalities of Sun Wukong's move. It was just like how China's national affairs office moved accounts in the mortal world; it was super troublesome.

When Sun Wukong and Princess Tie Fan's couple arrived, they received a warm welcome from the Sun family. Princess Tie Fan had already been 'kidnapped' by Sun Xuan's wives and probably went off to whisper to some women.

Sun Wukong, accompanied by Sun Xuan, personally visited the entire yamen from beginning to end.

"Monkey Bro, are you satisfied with the environment?" Sun Xuan asked.

"Not bad, I quite like it." Sun Wukong nodded and asked, "When are we going to plant the saplings?"

"In a few days!" Monkey Bro, this sort of thing can't be rushed. "

"Un, that's true. If you need help when the time comes, remember to ask."

"Alright, Monkey Bro!"

After finishing his business, Sun Wukong stretched his back before looking up at the sky and saying, "I'm so tired. I need to find a place to sleep first. Fatty, you're busy. Don't worry about me!"

Then Sun Wukong disappeared in a flash.

"Tsk tsk, it's been so many years, but Monkey Bro still can't cure his problem of disappearing into thin air ?" Sun Xuan shook his head, made a sarcastic remark, turned around and left.

The next morning, Sun Xuan called for a meeting of the yamen's officials.

"Everyone, the purpose of the meeting that I have called today is to hear everyone's opinion on how to develop our northern region's economy. Everyone can speak freely and without any restrictions."

When these words were spoken, all the officials were shocked before bursting into an uproar on the spot.

"Lord, I think we should increase the tax revenue and increase the revenue of the yamen."

"The people are so poor that they want to eat the tree bark to survive. Do you still want to ask for a tax increase? Do you still have humanity left?"

"Lord, I think our yamen can do some side businesses, specialize in them, and increase our income ?"

"Do the commoners have the money to buy it?"

"My lord, I think we can start a big business and enter the real estate industry. By selling buildings and flowers, we will definitely be able to make a lot of money and not have to worry about spending money anymore."

"..."

After listening to several suggestions, Sun Xuan's brow wrinkled into a single "Chuan". F * ck, if I follow their suggestions, I'll be leaving soon.

"Lord, can I say a few words?"

Suddenly, a skinny male official sitting beside Sun Wukong slammed the table and shouted.

"Oh? Say it! " Sun Xuan was still worrying about whether or not they would continue, but when he heard that someone was raising their hands, he was obviously happy.

"Master, although our North District is a destitute place, this is only on the surface. Those who truly know the North District will know that there are many good places to travel and relax in, such as the Great Canyon East, Wangfu Ridge West, and the Milky Way Branch to the south. They are all virgin areas that have not been developed yet."

As the lean man spoke to here, he stopped and looked at Sun Xuan, waiting for his approval.

"Eh? Why did he stop? Continue! " Sun Xuan froze for a moment before gesturing for her to continue.

"Yes, my lord." The lean man became excited and continued, "As long as we spend some time and effort to carry out the initial and minor modifications that will not affect the ecological balance, and take advantage of the fact that the people of the Heavenly Court are now rich and have fun, let's spread the word ?"

"That's right, a good idea. We need to set up a tourist area!" Sun Xuan slapped his thigh and said excitedly.

After Sun Xuan's blabbering, the skinny male official was at a loss for words.

"Sorry, I got a little too excited ?" By the way, what's your name? Where did you come from? I don't think I've seen you before? " Sun Xuan scratched his head in apology before asking.

"Xu Yanyu, born in Shaoguan, northern Guangdong, China. My lord, I was an immortal servant before, and recently I passed the government civil servant exam and took the job." Xu Guanyu lowered his head and said.

"Oh, so that's how it is. No wonder I haven't seen you before!" "Un, very good. Is there anything else I need to add?"

"Sir, there's nothing else."

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