C1200 Anything Could Be!
"Can you two be a bit more careful? You act like you can't live without each other, yet you claim there's nothing between you. Is there really no connection? I can't tell. This young lady clearly has deep feelings for you, and you're not exactly emotionless. While I usually hate when people try to take what's mine, I'm not unreasonable. If you agree to one condition, I'll let you both go
