C47 Proposal

"Alec bought condoms for us on Christmas day," I said aloud for others to hear.

"You should be happy I bought something, it's like watching you both act porn while I masturbate."

I scoffed and dropped it beside us. We were in the garden where Irene had been decorating the venue for Christmas night. Presents surrounded us and for a moment, it didn't feel like I was in a mafia house