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"And speak of the strongest God of Darkness, dozens of feet tall. He has six arms, and each arm holds a terrifying divine artifact. Seeing Zhang Loong and Talitha walk in, he let out a cold laugh. 'Foolish human, do you think you can stop me with just the strength of two young men? ' Talitha giggled and hugged Zhang Loong's arm, Brother Long, why do you think Baal looks like a cricket?"

"Haha!" Everyone laughed. I couldn't help but smile. This old man is too good at making things up. How could Baal look like what he described? The Baal who fought me hundreds of years ago looked no different from a human. He described Baal to be somewhat similar to King of Siren and Livia.

"Zhang Loong lowered his head and kissed Talitha's pink face gently, Talitha. This is a fat cricket. I will use the war pike to put this cricket on later. Put a fire on and roast him. Talitha held Zhang Loong and said, I still have some appetite when it comes to grilling grasshoppers. It's a cricket. Just thinking about it made me feel a little nauseous. "

"Bang." Everyone laughed once again. I frowned slightly. Why did Talitha and I end up like a couple, this damned old man?

Anya held her cheeks with both hands and was listening with great interest.

"When Baal heard that, his face turned even greener, Ignorant junior. You actually dare to judge the body of a god? What do you know? The body of a god is so beautiful and mighty, unlike you who only have two legs and two arms. Ugly to death, no wonder you humans always want men and women to be entangled together. When you guys are entangled together, don't you also have two legs and six arms? That's because you've always admired the beautiful appearance of the gods from the bottom of your heart. "

" Haha. "Everyone laughed heartily. Anya lightly tapped my back and said, "Why is this old man so indecent?"

"Zhang Loong and Talitha, look at me. Let me look at you. It seemed to make some sense. Brother Long, let's get entangled together. This way, we will also have two legs and six arms. We won't lose out at all. Zhang Loong nodded and said, Alright, you'll be in front."

Anya laughed and said, "Stupid old man, you are talking nonsense."

That old man suddenly put on a stern face and his obscene expression disappeared. "Baal waved his six arms and scolded, You brat are really a bastard. After saying that, he suddenly threw himself at Zhang Loong, and the six divine artifacts rushed towards Zhang Loong. After a series of messy ping-pong noises, Zhang Loong did not move at all. Baal jumped out of the battle with a dizzy head. Kid, how come you can't kill me? Zhang Loong sneered. You are ignorant and ill-informed, right? Don't you know that the divine skills of Arreat are invincible? You want to kill me? There's no door between the men's outhouse and the women's outhouse! It's my turn, Shooting Sun!"

" Alright! "Everyone became excited.

"Baal quickly dodged sideways, but Zhang Loong did not come close for a long time. He could not help but be surprised. Brat, you shoot! Zhang Loong smiled embarrassedly. I am not excited enough. I cannot shoot! He lowered his head and kissed Talitha's lips."

I frowned. This old man is getting worse and worse.

"Baal was furious. Damn brat, if you don't shoot, I'll f * ck you! * ’ After saying that, he swung his waist forward and raised his six arms high. Zhang Loong shouted, Don't shoot! It's not your turn. Watch me! Shooting Sun! " Baal was shocked and quickly dodged sideways again, but he waited for a long time. Zhang Loong still did not get close. Baal said angrily, Are you going to shoot or not? Talitha lightly punched Zhang Loong with her pink fist, Brother Long, you are so bad. Hurry up and shoot! Zhang Loong nodded and said, Alright, alright, alright. Shoot now. Prepare to shoot!"

"Eh?" Everyone felt that the old man was being too molested. The female listeners all blushed.

"Baal laughed loudly and said, You still want to lie to me? I won't hide anymore. If you have the ability, shoot me through! Damn brat. You, you, you're trying to trick me! Baal did not dodge anymore. But this time, Zhang Loong really shot out. The purple war pike pierced through Baal's chest. Zhang Loong trembled. This feels good! He quickly pulled out the war pike. A spear and a spear stabbed into Baal's body. I'll stab! I'll stab! Baal's miserable green blood sprayed out in all directions. Zhang Loong roared, Poison Dragon! An incomparably powerful force pierced through Baal's chest. The energy exploded, and Baal's body exploded into pieces!"

"Good!" The audience applauded. The old man stroked his beard as if he was ready to end his story.

"What happened after that?" Anya asked loudly.

"Later?" The old man blinked. "Anya, this is not your first time hearing Zhang Loong's story."

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