C402 All Kinds of Tricks

"Damn it, why did you do such a job? Dog @ f * cking soldier, bullying people, right?" Fatty Liu stood in front of the metal plate, waving the shovel in his hand. He cursed at the people who were training in the distance.

The ordinary soldiers and police officers in the west were resting on the spot. It was dark and they could not see what was going on.

However, about twenty to thirty meters away, there were more than thirty people playing Taiji.

Zhao Xiaoming, who was leading the people practicing Taiji, became Zhao Xiaoming.

This guy was standing in front of the team. He was chubby and his body was crooked. He looked very funny.

In order to scare these officials, this fellow had specially found a police officer to hold something up for him.

That's right, it was the "Iron Magnet Flower" that was used to punish people and beat them up.

That was something that Yellow Root Pillar, this ruthless person, casually twisted his hands. What iron pipe? If he twisted someone's arms and legs, wouldn't it break all of a sudden?

This fellow was standing in front of him. His appearance was incomparably comical, and he was currently leading them in their basic movements.

How could he know Taiji Fist? He muttered the chants that Xiao Qiangbing had passed to him: "Cut a watermelon, I'll give you half, and then I'll give him another half. . . "

From afar, he seemed to have done something similar. He raised his arms and spread his arms apart. Then, he split his hair like a wild horse.

This fellow was afraid that the officials behind him would be distracted. In order to make them concentrate, Andy was in charge of shouting the password. "His face is black, and his voice is loud. Kung Fu! Awoo. . . "

"His face is black and his voice is loud. Kung Fu, Kung Fu. Awoo. . . "

They immediately shouted from behind.

Huang Guzhu, this guy who was obsessed with special fighting skills, never would he have thought that this slogan would become popular among many troops in Helis later. When it was time to train and exercise, Such shouts were everywhere.

Gray Rat and Mad Dog walked over with a smiling face, just like the locals. They greeted politely and shamelessly wanted to eat it.

Fatty Liu had long been accustomed to such things. He said perfunctorily, "Locals, right? There aren't that many. Those military ruffians and generals are watching closely. Where are you going?"

As he spoke, this fellow waved the spade and made a little bit of barbecued meat for each of them.

Gray Rat and the others saw that he was not vigilant at all and said perfunctorily:

"Sigh, it's local. Let's go to Miltown to visit relatives and pick up some things. "

As he said that, he went to pick up the meat with his skills. He even drooled.

Fatty was even faster than him. With a flash of his shadow, the meat had already been taken away. He stared at him and questioned, "You lied, right? That's the garbage dump, right? The soldiers said that they were going to train. They caught the strong men and brought us here. "

Liang Shuai, who was beside him, was busy. He used an apron to wipe his hands and said unhappily, "Yeah, that's what the soldiers say. That place is just a garbage dump. What Miltown? No, no, a liar. "

Before Gray Rat and the others could say anything, Liang Shuai saw that the group of officials had finished their exercise and quickly took off his pants. He faced the meat that was about to be roasted and peed. He angrily said, "Damn it, these things that drink human blood are bullying people. Eat, eat. This thing tastes good. "

Gray Rat saw that his toy had been taken back and thought to himself, "The two of them were really caught. They are so bullied. "

Mad Dog, who was beside him, looked at the two pieces of meat that Fatty Liu had taken back and felt his heart itch to death. He said in a low voice, trying to please Fatty Liu.

"Ah, it's not from Mille Town. Darkness. . . "

Just as he was about to say it, he felt a sudden stomp on his foot by Gray Rat. It was so painful that he almost cried out. He immediately changed his words and said:

"Ah, there's a group of people there. They hired us to help cook. I wonder if we can borrow some food from you?"

This guy's brain is really quick.

Fatty Liu was stunned. After hesitating for a moment, he pulled two pieces of meat over and urged, "Eat, hungry ghost. "

The two of them each took one piece and instantly threw the piece of meat into their mouths. It was so delicious to eat.

While they were eating, the people from the west walked over with loud noises.

Fatty Liu seemed to be interested in them borrowing food. He quickly called Liang Shuai over to roast meat.

He did not forget to explain, "This group of military ruffians is just a group of gluttonous fellows. They are fat to death. Our meat is not enough. You should add some sand. "

Liang Shuai picked up two piles of sand and threw them into the pile of meat. He muttered, "Ah, ah, people pee and add sand. They should eat it. "

As he said that, he let out a soft evil smile.

Fatty Liu brought them to the roadside and started to talk about business.

He promised to give each of them a piece of bread, no more. These things were also stolen from the police and the police. To be able to give so much, they had to pay 200 dollars.

Gray Rat calculated and revealed a mouthful of yellow teeth. He took out a stack of old bills from the back of his stock and said with a heartache, "Just 50, the boss gave it to me. This damn place is too far from the city.

There were many patrols in the city, so it was not easy to get it done. The remaining 150 dollars. . . I'll send it to you tomorrow morning. Just give me 600 yuan for the bread. "

600 yuan?

Fatty Liu, on the other hand, did.

With 1100 people here, all the food for the insurance was placed on the side of the road. He also had 2000 pieces of bread. He thought for a while. He calculated and said, "The deposit you gave is too little. Just 100 pieces of bread. Looks like there's going to be a war soon. These are good enough for you. Remember, if a war breaks out. . . See me. Let me go. "

Both parties tacitly agreed and discussed for a long time. Only then did Fatty Liu sneakily go to the side of the car and somersaulted in the shadows.

This fellow's van was a moving warehouse. It was usually not packed and there were all kinds of commonly used things. After rummaging for a while, he made quite a bit of bean paste and so on.

After that, he found the A Group's supply box, opened it, and rummaged through it again. Then, he sprinkled the bean paste inside and carried the box over.

The transaction was successful!

The two of them went to the old Taoist.

The old Taoist priest saw that they were almost done here. He waved the copper bell and began to deceive them.

They started with fortune-telling, and the old Taoist observed their expressions. In just a few moments, there were a lot of unfortunate things happening to the gray rats. For example, their hearts were not good.

"Kid, this person has five viscera and five organs. Your nose is a little crooked, and your nose corresponds to your heart. Every morning when you suddenly wake up, Do you feel that your little heart is pounding? It's accompanied by dizziness and nausea, right? "

Gray Rat thought for a moment and realized that it was indeed the case. He rubbed his nose, and his eyes were filled with anxiety.

The formula that the old Taoist gave him was a small bag. He said that this bag could not only treat the heart but also not the heart.

When he heard that the mad dog had become energetic.

The guy immediately moved his face closer and said with some embarrassment, "Brother, the people in our place are always facing one place. . . They are tired and dizzy. When they come back, they hold their waist. This, what should we do with this?"

The old Taoist narrowed his eyes and curled his lips. He almost laughed out loud in his heart. "You guys always stay in the mountains.

"Ah, kid, to tell you the truth, my body can't take it anymore. The old Taoist priest said mysteriously, His face was full of wonder.

When these two guys heard this, they immediately showed a look of disdain.

Just as they were about to open their mouths and mock him, they heard the old Taoist say. . . . . .

There were only four people on the bed. I'm a man. When the sun rose the next day, I woke up.

Ten kilometers up the mountain. Swim for 4 hours and come back at night. "