C81 Enemies to Landmines
"No, Detective Mr. Bruce, please respect me and my friends, and there's something we can handle on the way here. " Adolf had the courage from somewhere. He held his head high and spoke with confidence.
Xiao Qiangbing was handling the emergency at the back.
He had come here with him to strengthen his courage and help him carry out his work. How could he let down his good intentions?
"Little Director, this place is not a peaceful place. If you can't do it, just leave it to us. You're here. I guess it's just a formality and a vacation. We'll be leaving in three days. Don't look for trouble. "
Director Hobson said in a carefree manner.
"Excuse me, is the problem in this place so serious? It looks good from afar. . . " Seeing that the situation was a little complicated, Liang Shuai started to find a topic to talk about when he had nothing to say.
Xiao Qiangbing and Fatty Liu were currently working hard on that mine.
While he was telling him all kinds of jokes, he turned his head around and made some gestures in a low voice.
The old Taoist priest hesitated for a moment. Then he came over with a long face. He took his place and squatted behind Fatty. He rubbed his dry eyes and looked at the beautiful scenery in the distance. He looked reluctant to leave and then swallowed his saliva. He began his divination:
"From what I see, along the way, we saw a magpie flying by. We only saw a shadow. What does that mean?
It's a bit off, but the tides are turning. After that mountain ridge, the view in front of us suddenly became clear. It was a flat piece of land. Just now, I. . . "
Fatty Liu's life was like a year now. Now, he hated those who bragged. Who would dare to brag and step on a mine?
It was still embedded.
Xiao Qiangbing had told him that the embedded mode was just a switch that could be pressed down. He was stepping on it now. If he let go of it, it would be over. It would explode in an instant.
"Old Ghost, stop bullshitting. Just say it. What do you mean?" He asked in a trembling voice.
"Look, the sun shines from the east. The color is magical. This is called East-rising Purple Qi. What a good omen. "
The old Taoist was making up a story, thinking that there was nothing to be seen at all. In the east, there was a forest where one could not see the head, so there was no Purple Air Comes From The East.
"Qiang Zi, hurry up. I didn't offend you. What the heck, you dragged me in. . . " The old Taoist priest curled his lips and his face was ashen.
Fatty Liu couldn't move at all. After hearing the good omen from the old man, he couldn't help but look to the east. It was originally a big forest, but in his eyes, he really saw the rising purple gas.
Xiao Qiangbing realized that the two of them were still communicating, so he was more or less relieved. After rummaging through the trunk for a long time, he finally found something.
While the people there were still chatting, he quickly took these things over.
A toolbox's junk was placed on the ground. He told the old Taoist to quickly get a few wooden poles.
"Brother, this, this is all fate. No. . . " The old Taoist priest took a few steps forward and felt that he was safe. He sighed and wanted to say something depressing.
That meant that he should stop wasting time. If he had the energy, he might as well burn more paper for Fatty Liu.
"Hurry up! Old man, if you keep talking, I'll ask you to replace Fatty. . . " Xiao Qiangbing glared at him, his gaze incomparably fierce.
The old Taoist priest was also anxious. He quietly went to the side of the road and chopped off a few thick tree branches in a few moments to deliver it over.
Xiao Qianbing made a gesture and found two thick tree branches. He simply fixed them and then began to operate. He used an iron plate gap to cover Fatty's feet and branches to support the iron plate and the car.
"Qiangzi, no, it's not high enough. " The old Taoist found the problem. The tree branches were placed on the door of the car. The range was not high, so there was no pressure.
"Old Taoist, mutt, bastard, you deliberately want to kill me, right? There is no enmity between the two of us. Sigh, mother. . . " Fatty Liu cried out in despair.
"Don't move. I'm just joking. A mine is a piece of cake. . . " Xiao Qiangbing patiently comforted him. His forehead was already covered in sweat. He glanced at the old Taoist:
"Old man, take the jack and lift the car up a little. Fatty, how is my IQ?"
Hold it up!
Fatty Liu was so happy that he almost cried out, "Qiang Zi, Fatty didn't misjudge you. What the hell. . . "
As he spoke, the fellow was about to raise his leg when Xiao Qiangbing anxiously pressed on his shoulder: "Kid, don't move. Be patient. There are three more seconds. . . "
Fortunately, it took Fatty a lot of effort to count. Just one "one" counted for quite a while.
On the other side, the old Taoist priest propped up the jack and watched as the branches began to exert force.
"Fatty, the phoenix is undergoing nirvana. Don't be nervous. This matter is over. You are the most awesome big boss on Chinatown. . . " Xiao Qiangbing was safe again, but in reality, he did not have much confidence.
He began to talk about how to deal with it.
He counted to three and Fatty jumped out.
To be precise, he jumped. Then he rolled to the side of the road, as fast as he could.
He even held his head.
He was in charge of driving. The car moved and drove forward a little bit. It was the moment when the tree branches were under the greatest pressure. Fatty took the opportunity to roll out.
He couldn't be too early. It couldn't be too late. Otherwise, if the mine wasn't pressed, it could explode at any time.
"I, I, I'm actually quite stupid. . . " Fatty wanted to live, but he felt that it was a good thing that he wasn't dead yet. He was afraid that if he risked his life for a while, he might explode in an instant.
"Old Taoist, bring 'Whirlwind' over here. . . " Xiao Qiangbing shouted in a low voice.
When the old Taoist heard this, his lips trembled up and down. He could not bear to fight back and said, "Qiangzi, Qiangzi. How cute is Whirlwind? You, you were pulled onto him. "
Xiao Qiangbing did not care about that. He asked him to bring the wolfdog over. He pointed at the dog beside Fatty's feet. He told it to smell and look at the footprints. . .
The mine was right below Fatty's heel. Now, a wolfdog had come and was walking around, sticking close to his ankle to smell. This made Fatty and the old Taoist so anxious that their hearts were in their throats. Fatty could not hold on any longer and said in a solemn voice:
"Qiang Zi. I accept your feelings. I really can't take it anymore. I peed just now, and I immediately pulled it. "
After he finished speaking, he heard Xiao Qiangbing not saying anything. He shook his left foot and was about to run when he heard the engine of the car roaring. Xiao Qiangbing shouted without any hesitation, "Get ready!"
"Success or failure depends on this one move, Little Dao. . . "
As Xiao Qiangbing spoke, his tiger eyes widened. It was as if he was looking at the front, as if he was looking at all kinds of hidden opponents. He gently let go of the clutch and accelerated.
The clutch and throttle combined perfectly. The car slowly drove forward. It had just driven for less than half a meter when it suddenly accelerated and rushed to the right.
"Boom!" There was a loud sound!
A huge mushroom cloud rose from the ground. Sand and debris flew up like umbrellas. The huge airwave caused the van to shake violently.
He held his head with one hand and fiercely turned the steering wheel with the other. He only felt pain in half of his body, and his vision went black, and nothing could be seen.
He first heard Fatty Liu's blood-curdling scream, then he heard the barking of a wolf and dog.