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"Big brother!"

Dai Zong this idiot, who was big and tall with a fat body, completely blocked Wang Yu's line of sight, so that nothing was left of him.

Originally, when he saw the old master performing so brilliantly, who would have thought that Dai Zong would suddenly see the wild face of this fool, Wang Yu almost couldn't hold back and let loose a torrent.

"Holy sh * t!" Second fool, can you step aside!? "

Wang Yu was extremely furious, at that crucial moment, this fellow had blocked his line of sight, how could he not be angry?

"Heh heh, brother, what happened to you? So angry. " Dai Zong laughed foolishly.

"Ah, ah ?"

The most captivating shout of Old Shi came from the TV show. The sound was getting weaker and weaker. It seemed like he had started to drain the flood.

After missing out on the most exciting part, Wang Yu was infuriated, and sent a kick towards Er Ri. Who knew that even though Er Ri looked stupid, his movements were so agile and he dodged Wang Yu's fatal kick.

Wang Yu was so angry that he could not take it anymore, but this retard was laughing sillily, the former was just about to go berserk, but the retard suddenly looked around, and shouted out earnestly: "What is that sound? Who is it? Hurry up and show yourself! Don't you dare hurt my brother! "

Wang Yu felt a headache coming on, who else could it be? Of course it was Old Master's enchanting cry.

"Hmm?"

After looking around for a bit, Second Fool finally recognized the direction of the voice. He turned around and stared at the old teacher in the television with bulging eyes.

Gulp!

Wang Yu could clearly hear the sound of Er'zi swallowing his saliva, and he was staring straight at the old master.

"Who are you? How dare you hide in the box?"

Second Fool was stunned for a moment, and then he pulled out his machete and pointed it at the old teacher in the television. He shouted angrily, "You shameless woman, you're not wearing anything, are you trying to seduce my brother?"

He then turned his head to look at Wang Yu and said seriously: "Brother, look at that lady hiding in the box. She still wants to seduce brother, don't worry, I will not let her become the second Yan Chi."

Saying that, Second Fool strode forward and shouted loudly, "Woman, if you have the ability, don't hide in the box and act like you're hiding. If you have anything, come at me. Don't make things difficult for my brother."

Wang Yu was speechless. He slapped his head and forgot that this brat had never seen TV before. He thought that this old man was hiding inside the box.

Wang Yu sighed, but this brat did not look stupid, if there was anything else, it would be directed at him, me. I was still hoping that the old teacher would come for me.

"You're not coming out, right?"

"You shameless woman, since you're not coming out, I'll chop you to death with this box."

With that said, this retard raised the machete in his hand and chopped towards the Wang Yu family's liquid crystal display screen.

"Holy sh * t!"

Seeing that, Wang Yu wanted to beat him to death, so he immediately moved to stop him, but this retard had a true blade in his hand, could it be that I am going to receive it empty-handed?

Wang Yu did not think that he had the ability now, and immediately shouted: "Second fool, let go of that girl and let me handle this, no, stop right there!"

"Hmm?"

Upon hearing this, Second Fool was stunned. He stopped what he was doing, turned around, and suspiciously looked at Wang Yu: "Big Brother, you don't need to do anything. Just this woman, I'll be fine."

"No, no, no. You're my brother, you're my brother. Please leave the TV under my knife." Wang Yu wanted to cry, but there were no tears.

He did not understand and insisted on thinking that there was a naked woman hiding inside the box, but after Wang Yu's explanation, he did not want to make a move.

After going through all this, Wang Yu's personality had completely disappeared. He pressed the remote control and turned off the television, but who knew that Second fool would see the television screen go black and become unhappy: "Brother, is it night in the box? It's so dark, why can't I see that woman? "

"Eh, that's not right. Even if it's night time, there should be some noise. Didn't that woman just shout happily?"

After hearing what Second Fool Bai said, Wang Yu felt helpless. She explained the remote control to him for a long time, but when he got to Second Fool's place, the remote control turned into a mechanism for the box. When he pressed the button, the woman would scream.

"Hehe, Big Brother, the mechanism of this box is really powerful."

Second Fool smirked foolishly. He sat down to the side and played with the remote control seriously. He turned it on and off for a bit.

Wang Yu was speechless: "Hey, hey, hey, idiot, are you here to play TV or what? Didn't you say that it's an emergency? "

Hearing that, Second Fool seemed to have thought of something and fiercely knocked his head. "Look at my head."

Slapping his head, Second Fool moved over and stared fixedly at Wang Yu. Being stared at by such a tall and sturdy Second Fool, Wang Yu felt cold sweat trickle down his back, especially since this fellow had just watched the old master's performance.

He couldn't help but move backwards, coughed to cover up his embarrassment, and asked: "Speak, what's the matter?"

"Big brother, something has happened! Something big has happened!" Hearing this, Second Fool called out anxiously, and there were a lot of small movements in his hands.

From the looks of it, this fellow must have gotten into trouble!

Wang Yu rolled her eyes at him. "Something big has happened. You were just in the mood to watch my performance."

"Old Master?" "Who is it?" The Second Fool asked in confusion.

"No one!" Wang Yu impatiently said, "Hurry and say it, what happened?"

"That... "This ?"

Being asked this question by Wang Yu, this retard started to stutter.

Sure enough, this fool must have gotten into trouble. Wang Yu sighed: "Speak, did he get into trouble?"

"Hehe!" Second Fool chuckled foolishly. "Actually, it's not all my fault. Me didn't know that I couldn't drink it after dropping it."

What the hell?

Wang Yu was startled, he roughly guessed what was going on, and shouted: "Quickly tell me, what happened!"

"It's like this ?" Due to Wang Yu's obscene authority, Second Fool told the whole story in detail.

It turned out that when this retard was delivering the food to Hua Tuo, he ran too fast. His feet slipped and he threw the tofu milk in his hands away.

Seeing that it was too late to go back and exchange, he picked up the tofu milk and sent it to Hua Tuo instead.

The poor old fellow didn't know that, this time, his only remaining tooth had been broken by, and he ended up complaining about it. He also said that he wouldn't give a satisfactory reply, and would announce this matter to the Immortal Realm.

At that time, the reputation of the Wang Family's take-out group in Immortal Realm would be ruined.

"Brother, look. You can't blame me, right? Who asked that old guy to have bad teeth?" Second Fool knew he had gotten into trouble, so he muttered under his breath.

"Do you even have logic? "You ?"

Wang Yu raised his hand in anger, and was about to smash his head, and stopped in mid air.

"Hehe, I knew you wouldn't want to hit me!" The Second Fool was elated and laughed foolishly.

"You ?"

Wang Yu was so angry that he almost choked. Damn, if I could not defeat you, I would have already beaten you to death.

Helplessly sighing, Wang Yu said: "Let's go!"

"Where to?"

"Where else can we go? Go to the Immortal Realm and beg for forgiveness on behalf of Senior Hua Tuo!"

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