C6 I'm gonna f*ck you old tree

On the first line of the scroll, a line of red words were extremely eye-catching. Shockingly, it was' Underwood is the center, above wood is the end, wood is wood and cypress trees are dense ', which was precisely the corresponding second half of the first half of Cai Jing's couplet.

Xiao Wen was overjoyed, and immediately said: "Tsk, isn't it just a combination of words, what's so difficult about it? Listen. "If the upper part of your couplet is cloudy with water, turbid with insects, fish with water, water with water, rivers and lakes with Miaomiao; then I will look at the lower part of the couplet, which is dominated by wood, and above wood, which is the last, with wood and cypress and camphor.

The complacent Cai Jing's expression froze for a moment and he could no longer laugh. He looked at Xiao Wen blankly: "Impossible, how could you possibly be right?"

"Why can't I match it?" Xiao Wen said.

"Because... "Because …" Cai Jing stuttered for a long time, but was unable to say a single word.

"Hmm, it's a match between wood and water, between Cypress Pine and Camphor, and between dense and vast rivers and lakes. Not bad, it can be said to be a perfect match." At the same time, he gave Xiao Wen a look of praise.

When Cai Jing saw this, his heart was filled with jealousy. This should have been a special honor that belonged solely to him, what qualifications did this brat have to share with him?

"Hmph, it took you so long to match the second verse. Is it worth being proud of?" Cai Jing ridiculed.

Xiao Wen shrugged his shoulders, and retorted in an indifferent tone: "This first half is too unskilled, I really don't have anything to be proud of in this second half."

Cai Jing was enraged, her old face immediately flushed red.

This darn bastard actually dares to say that my first half isn't up to anything?

"Then why don't you give it a try?" Cai Jing endured the anger in his heart as he said coldly.

Xiao Wen quickly swept his eyes over the Couplet Organization on the scroll and pretended to speak: "Listen carefully. My first verse is, "Lonely Cold Window is a widow."

The intelligent Cai Jing rolled his eyes and already had the answer in his heart. He sneered: "This is the so-called first half? It seemed like there wasn't any difficulty. Listen to me as I speak the second verse, lotus flower and onion stem. "How about it?"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Wen with a sneer, his expression filled with disdain.

He had originally thought that this guy would come up with some sort of difficult pair, but he didn't expect that he would end up with a similar couplet. It was too simple. Trash was truly trash.

Xiao Wen smiled as she looked at him. Without saying a word, she turned her head to the side to look at Huang Chengyan.

Initially, Huang Chengyan's expression was relaxed, but after a while, his expression gradually became serious. After lowering his head and thinking for a while, he slowly shook his head and said, "Not good, not good at all."

The expression of Cai Jing, who was previously proud of himself, stiffened, and his complexion alternated between green and white. He braced himself and asked: "May I ask where Sir feels that there's something wrong?"

"This match is neither neat nor tidy, nor is it right, neither does it match the mood." Huang Chengyan explained unhurriedly, "Firstly, the lonely window is empty. At first glance, the head of the window is a treasure cover, but in reality, the head of the window and the space is the acupoint treasure cover. But you only use the words "Grass Head". "

"Second, this couplet is about a woman who has been widowed and has been left alone in her room, feeling lonely and miserable. Every word and sentence is filled with sorrow and loneliness, causing all those who heard it to be moved. But at the same time, although this woman was lonely, she gave off a feeling of adoration. Your second verse has no conception of a battle at all. It's purely for the sake of battling. "

"The third, the flat … Forget it, it doesn't matter whether we talk about it or not. " Huang Chengyan shook his head.

He thought that he was proud of his second verse, but the result was that he was criticized to a useless extent. Cai Jing's old face instantly flushed red like a monkey's ass, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack on the ground to hide in.

He had lost all his face!

"Then does Mister have a second verse?" Xiao Wen asked calmly.

Huang Chengyan gave him a deep look, his murky eyes flashed and he let out a long sigh and said, "No." These words are 'one word,' and 'concept' is' one word. With this old one's ability, these two words are unable to match each other. "

"With this couplet, there will be no connection between the heavens and the earth!"

"Little friend, your writing skills are profound, this old one is ashamed of myself!"

After he finished speaking, he bowed slightly towards Xiao Wen, his voice full of admiration and admiration.

Seeing that, the surrounding people could not help but be shocked, all of them were stunned by Huang Chengyan's high evaluation of Xiao Wen.

Huang Chengyan was a famous scholar in the Great Han Kingdom, even he admitted that he was not as good as Xiao Wen, so to what extent was Xiao Wen's calligraphy skill?

Especially the words' Once this couplet is used, there is no connection under the heavens', which made Xiao Wen praise him to an extremely high level.

When Cai Jing saw all of this, he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

He originally wanted to ruthlessly humiliate Xiao Wen today, but with Huang Chengyan's actions, he instead raised Xiao Wen's name up to the clouds, causing his reputation to plummet to the abyss. How could he not gnash his teeth in hatred?

"Isn't it just a lonely winter window? What's so great about it? From what I see, he was lusting after the beauty of his widowed sister-in-law, which is why he purposely made such an association to seduce her. In my opinion, he is simply a shameless, gentle beast! " Cai Jing shouted angrily.

With that said, the crowd burst into an uproar again. They looked at Xiao Wen, then at the beautiful sister-in-law Zhou Xian behind him, and started whispering to each other.

"Hiss!" Hearing this, this first verse seems to really be something that he specially made for his sister-in-law. "

"Ever since his elder brother died in battle, his sister-in-law had been widowed at home for three years. "A single man and a single woman living in the same room, it's hard not to have many lovers …"

"Lady Zhou is young and beautiful, with a beauty that can match anyone within a hundred miles. It isn't strange that his brother-in-law would fall for her, his sister-in-law."

"It can't be that the two of them already had a thing going on between them, right?"

"Looks like this fellow really is a cultured beast."

"It really isn't easy for a widowed woman to protect her chastity."

"It would be indecent to go against the customs of men. As the winds of the world go down, the human heart is not the same as it used to be! "

Hearing their unpleasant words, Xiao Wen's heart instantly turned cold.

Especially when he felt a pair of cold eyes staring straight at him from behind, he felt a chill down his spine, as if someone had splashed cold water on his whole body from his head to his feet!

[Oh my god. I just casually said the word 'eternal'. Do you have to open such a big hole in your brain and think about so many irrelevant things?

You want me to die without a burial ground!

"Cai Jing, I'll screw you!"

Xiao Wen suddenly roared out, he rushed to Cai Jing's front and threw a punch at his face, with a 'peng', Cai Jing's entire person flew a few metres, and half of his face immediately became swollen.